the thread about nothing...

sucks when you get home and have to P so bad, but find yourself having to unlock door, put stuff down, etc... you never realize how many small tasks you do until your pipes are about to burst :{
 
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I was playing $1 numbers min $10 and betting $25 on outside here and there and dude walks up puts 1k on first 12 and 1k last 12 hits to rake 3k and keeps moving. I'm like WTF bro :eek

Some dude came in and riddled the board with about 15 $100 chips.

About 6 spins later dude walked away with 10K+

I was like :eek :lol :{

i had a female friend that did that. she lost 3600 after 3 spins. mathematically on point though. her luck wasnt. 100 on 12 spots. thats close to 30% chance in tripling her worth
 
I can't... not with my child like body 
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I'm like Benjamin Button
You have really nice calves you showed everybody last night tho
true... if I could put all my leg hair on my face that would be 
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and then I wouldn't need to join a gang
 
who said i wouldnt be? 8o

and i can find spotify for $22 for a year subscription on ebay, but no luck finding a pandora one?
 
I think the sexual undertones of that NBA commercial was mentioned. I got the gutter reference, I'd smash the mom IDC
 
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this.
this right here.
is how people end up slowly tortured and ****** with before they are murdered.
i wish a dumb ************ would :{
 
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sucks when you get home and have to P so bad, but find yourself having to unlock door, put stuff down, etc... you never realize how many small tasks you do until your pipes are about to burst :{

You just brought back a bad memory :lol
 
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