the thread about nothing...

So I just learned you're supposed to sip Scottish whiskey
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The bartenders are shook that I just shot it
I did that a couple months ago...
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Father in law handed me a shot glass told me it was whisky... Threw it down the hatch... Hes looking at me like (O_o).

I guess it was some 17 year old **** but no one told me.
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So my boss wanted to order pizza for us all today (about 12 people in the office). Of course this brown nosing ***** I work with had to take charge and order to please the boss- as she loves to avoid doing any ACTUAL work. So it gets here, and not only is it Pizza Hut (which none of us like- we do papa johns or dominos regularly) but the toppings are all jacked up too. One with chicken and green olives (which she likes, and shes on a diet so she wasn't even eating pizza >: not even one slice :| ) one with chicken and bacon :x who the phuq wants nasty*** pizza chain chicken on their pizza anyways- and then pepperoni with onions and sausage with mushrooms- no plain pepperoni >:

Kill her.
 
So my boss wanted to order pizza for us all today (about 12 people in the office). Of course this brown nosing ***** I work with had to take charge and order to please the boss- as she loves to avoid doing any ACTUAL work. So it gets here, and not only is it Pizza Hut (which none of us like- we do papa johns or dominos regularly) but the toppings are all jacked up too. One with chicken and green olives (which she likes, and shes on a diet so she wasn't even eating pizza
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not even one slice
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) one with chicken and bacon
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who the phuq wants nasty*** pizza chain chicken on their pizza anyways- and then pepperoni with onions and sausage with mushrooms- no plain pepperoni
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Good scotch is supposed to be enjoyed slowly, otherwise it defeats the purpose if you just shoot it.
 
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