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Mermaids are real
no they aren't
but maybe they are
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Mermaids are real
no they aren't
but maybe they are
Maybe this single mother thing isn't working out. What if the courts started giving custody to the father and made the mother pay child support?
you say the funniest stuff mam I swear.Damn this vicious JeHova Witness just knocked on my door. #StillAintOpeningIt Good marketing though. Damn she looked good
Mermaids are real, you just have to believeMermaids are real
no they aren't
but maybe they are
They are. I would knowMermaids are real, you just have to believeMermaids are real
no they aren't
but maybe they are
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no they aren't
but maybe they are
should of gave her the dDamn this vicious JeHova Witness just knocked on my door. #StillAintOpeningIt Good marketing though. Damn she looked good
Bilbosh well played but you know I had to take that W.
i could actually see that, as well brb, gonna write and sell it real quick.I met this Egyptian girl over the weekend, really cute chick. Only problem is I told he my name was David and I was Jewish so now I'm stuck in that lie. We might hang out later so I'm pondering whether I should say anything. Maybe if she brings it up, I'll correct her.
I feel like this could totally be the basis for a terrible Ben stiller movie
My boy went up to this group of girls and I overheard one of them say something about Jewish so the improv actor that I am, I ran with it like a drunk jackass, figuring I'd talk to the girl for five minutes, be bored and move on to the next one but she was actually a cool, cute chick.I met this Egyptian girl over the weekend, really cute chick. Only problem is I told he my name was David and I was Jewish so now I'm stuck in that lie. We might hang out later so I'm pondering whether I should say anything. Maybe if she brings it up, I'll correct her.
Lol why did you lie?
Dude passed today right? and only 44
Dude passed today right? and only 44