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They went ham on me :{ even took away my discount on clothes that I couldn't buy cause my momma wasn't about to let me use her credit card online :lol
 
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I'm chillin in bed and I get asked if I'm with my EX. Just shoot me already.
 
I'm only going to smoke an eighth tomorrow and that's it, people talking about loud pack meanwhile its that Reginald :|
 
Be 12 year old boy
Get best dog ever golden retriever puppy
Dog is super scared keeps shaking so you hold him for hours
Name him "Duke"
Become best friends
Be 16
Go everywhere with dog
BEST FRIENDS :)
Your mom dies :(
Duke comforts you as you cry
Be 17
Dad remarries to evil woman
Evil woman has a crazy rescued pit bull
Pitbull is a jerk to everyone except evil woman
Pitbull stays locked up everyday allday.
One day out in front of house.
Jerk Pitbull gets out
Runs at me 17 year old boy
Knocks me down sinks teeth into me
Me screaming
Duke comes from backyard
Knocks jerk pitbull off me
Fights for long enough for me to escape
Run in house
See's jerk pitbull tearing Dukes throat out
Jerk Dog runs away down street
Don't ever see it again
Cry at my dead dog dukes side for hours in front of house
Everyone can see me cry
Evil Woman blames me for everything that happens
Duke is buried :(
Be a week later
Hungry
Lookin in cupboard
OMFG NO!
My famous baked bean recipe is gone!
Be hours later
Turn on news
OMFG !!
Duke is a millionaire?!?!?!?
SOB faked his death and stole my Bush's Baked Beans recipe :(

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someone said Stella beer sucks, then another person heard and started talking bad about it, then comes a 3rd to join the bashing, I'm sitting there like

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got called a "chinese n word" today and a "chinese mothersomething". wish my coworker would throw that punch when he called me that.
 
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