the thread about nothing...

I ****** my money up Now I can't re-up
Ran up in his spot just to get my stacks up
Now I'm back on deck, so shawty, what the **** you want?
Heard he's talking ****, but this ain't what the **** you want
Locked my CEO up, now it's back to coca


Some realest **** ever
I ****** my money up Now I can't re-up
Ran up in his spot just to get my stacks up
Now I'm back on deck, so shawty, what the **** you want?
Heard he's talking ****, but this ain't what the **** you want
Locked my CEO up, now it's back to coca


Some realest **** ever
SO nice I had to quote it twce. SQUAD!
 
I'm gonna get this girl to give me that box, if it's the last thing I do.
I ain't waiting till prom either. 

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I'm gonna get this girl to give me that box, if it's the last thing I do.
I ain't waiting till prom either. 

Pepe Le Pew lifestyle, I see you.


I'm gonna get this girl to give me that box, if it's the last thing I do.
Some girls aren't as easy as you think.

it's never too late.
i watched one of those topless shows in Vegas. Thanks to that show, I realized I like men only. :lol

:lol :lol

Couldn't go to one of those. I imagine a lot of them being saggy and unappealing.
 
I invented a sex move called the stage coach.

Step 1. Make her get in girl pushup position.

Step 2. Position a squeaky computer chair behind her.

Step 3. Lower the Chair, so that it is level with her back

Step 4. Sit Down in said chair

Step 5. Insert yourself

Step 6. Start humping motion

Note: Lean back so as to maximize squeakiness

Step 7. Put your legs in the air as if you were sitting

Step 8. Make horse trotting noises as such:





Step 9. With your hands, start waving, as if you were farmer Obediah

bringing fresh produce into town. Speak to the imaginary citizens

if you like.

Step 10. Enjoy! 
 
 
 
I'm gonna get this girl to give me that box, if it's the last thing I do.

I ain't waiting till prom either. 
be safe and respect the 'no'.

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My two favorite athletes of all time, what a shame.

I don't believe they did it, but maybe it's just because

I don't want to think of them as rapists. 

That bs made Kobe change from my favorite number to 24 
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MY STYLE IS IMPETUOUS, MY DEFENSE IS IMPREGNABLE!

AND I'M JUST FEROCIOUS, I WANT YOUR HEART,

I WANT TO EAT HIS CHILDREN, PRAISE BE TO ALLAH!
 
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