- Jul 19, 2012
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Son, if you don't man up and tell her, her ***** smell like Oscars trashcan.
My cousins coming over here tomorrow.
My cousins coming over here tomorrow.
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I wish Meth would tell us if WhyHelloThere is going to get to come back.
Based God taught him
Maybe in Puerto Rico.Man, i can't find this song they played at the gym and it's killin me.
suavemente
I just discovered that I'm at a nudist beach.
So pastyI dont see it
Son, all your stories are hilarious
My ex came out last night at about 9:20.
She pulled of onto a side street, and we started getting it in.
Bruhs it was so hot outside, I think it was like 90 something degrees yesterday,
so I'm sweating like a Patrick Ewing Hebrew slave combo, while I'm in it.
I couldn't really get nothing going though cuz her car is a small Chevy Cobalt
and I'm 5'10'' 198 lbs . Got me piping and hitting my head on the cieling.
I hit it in that position where she lays on her side and the box looks like
those sandwich cookies. While she's laying there I'mm getting bored, so I started choking her
while I did it, and kissing her all sloppy. I was trying to hit her with the intensity that The Mountain
did Oberyn.
I get bored and she goes back to sucking, then a jeep pulls up behind us with its lights on full blast,
like why you trying to do this to me dog?So I put my shorts back on and I left and went to finish my run.
While I'm leaving my 8th grade science teacher rolls his window down and says, "What's up?", as he sees me
exit out the back seat of the car.
Dat Crespo....suavementeMan, i can't find this song they played at the gym and it's killin me.
Good song, but that long? damnDonnell Jones has to be the most underrated artist ever. Heard "This Luv" for the first time in damn near 10 years.
Maybe in Puerto Rico.Man, i can't find this song they played at the gym and it's killin me.
suavemente
Where i wanna be was one of the greatest rnb cds i ever bought. Bought it like 3 times was hyped to death when life goes on was bout to release
:xOye papi.
Las maños.
baking bread in his hat
I'm amazed son ain't passed out.
I'm amazed son ain't passed out.