the thread about nothing...

Son, if you don't man up and tell her, her ***** smell like Oscars trashcan.

My cousins coming over here tomorrow. :{
 
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I just discovered that I'm at a nudist beach.
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So pasty
 
My ex came out last night at about 9:20.

She pulled of onto a side street, and we started getting it in.

Bruhs it was so hot outside, I think it was like 90 something degrees yesterday,

so I'm sweating like a Patrick Ewing Hebrew slave combo, while I'm in it.

I couldn't really get nothing going though cuz her car is a small Chevy Cobalt

and I'm 5'10'' 198 lbs . Got me piping and hitting my head on the cieling 
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I hit it in that position where she lays on her side and the box looks like

those sandwich cookies. While she's laying there I'mm getting bored, so I started choking her

while I did it, and kissing her all sloppy. I was trying to hit her with the intensity that The Mountain

did Oberyn. 

I get bored and she goes back to sucking, then a jeep pulls up behind us with its lights on full blast,

like why you trying to do this to me dog? 
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 So I put my shorts back on and I left and went to finish my run.

While I'm leaving my 8th grade science teacher rolls his window down and says, "What's up? 
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", as he sees me 

exit out the back seat of the car. 
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Son, all your stories are hilarious 
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Man, i can't find this song they played at the gym and it's killin me.
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suavemente
Dat Crespo....
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Donnell Jones has to be the most underrated artist ever. Heard "This Luv" for the first time in damn near 10 years.
Good song, but that long? damn 
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Where i wanna be was one of the greatest rnb cds i ever bought. Bought it like 3 times was hyped to death when life goes on was bout to release
 
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