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Started my new job as an English teacher in Bangkok, Thailand today. I have zero teaching experience & tomorrow is our fist day of class. This will be interesting
 
Started my new job as an English teacher in Bangkok, Thailand today. I have zero teaching experience & tomorrow is our fist day of class. This will be interesting

You need to start a thread on this.

My friend did it for 2 years and had some great stories. Had like 3 regular girl friends at a time. Was balling with the pay and his savings account. He loved it....but it only lasted for 2 year. He is back home now working at an accounting firm. He was a business major with 0 teaching experience as well idk how he did it.
 
Started my new job as an English teacher in Bangkok, Thailand today. I have zero teaching experience & tomorrow is our fist day of class. This will be interesting

university? if so which one? chulalangkorn university at the back of Siam Square IS full of cuties.
 
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Yall ever have a dream so real it made u look at people or life differently for a few minutes or hours lol?
 
Yall ever have a dream so real it made u look at people or life differently for a few minutes or hours lol?
Haven't really had that but sometimes in the past I've had dreams that it's time to wake up and get out of bed. Then I really wake up, with the time on my alarm from the dream in my head. Then I get downstairs thinking it's morning and see that it's actually in the middle of the night, realizing my dream just trolled me 
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Your girl Friend is on my penis because I made a dollar out a Dime
Damn it, I’m a genius
We all on the road to riches
See me, I chose the scenic
Baby I survived the jungle if you can name it, I done seen it
Chasing all these dead pres'
I got Friends that I don't know
But when my Doe start running low they all turn Casper the Friendly Ghost (Gone.)
A rivederci, Adios
Like balloon in a parade, I’m just trying to stay afloat
Therefore, I’m leaning

Leaning,leaning,leaning, leaning, leaning
What am I doinggg?
Leaning,leaning,leaning,leaning,leaning,leaning,leaning
What am I doinggg?
Leaning,leaning

And I'm not on promethazine
But my flow so methamphetamine
Didn't stop me, well let 'em Dream
Bring the fat *****, go ahead, let her sing
And I'll pop up like a Gopher and then load up and kill everything
**** you and **** them ****** with you

I'm at your door like Jehova witness
You a Ussy *****, I know the difference

I lay that barrel right on your whiskers
Those shots loud, my ears whistle
HD you get a clearer picture
Got more bullets than a deck of cards
I'll shuffle up then come deal with you
I’m popular but I’m still with it
I’m bawling like Kidd-Gilchrist
And we ain't talking about luncheon cards when we say we after that meal ticket
Rest in peace to Mill Tickett
And little Milton, in loving memory
Know I ain't one of those rapper ******
I'm satisfied with my own identity, Leaning
 
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This is wild lol

My last semester at a certain college I was assulted by a football player for walking where he was trying to drive (note he was 325lbs I was 120lbs), while unconscious on the ground I lived a different life.

I met a wonderful young lady, she made my heart skip and my face red, I pursued her for months and dispatched a few jerk boyfriends before I finally won her over, after two years we got married and almost immediately she bore me a daughter.

I had a great job and my wife didn't have to work outside of the house, when my daughter was two she [my wife] bore me a son. My son was the joy of my life, I would walk into his room every morning before I left for work and doted on him and my daughter.

One day while sitting on the couch I noticed that the perspective of the lamp was odd, like inverted. It was still in 3D but... just.. wrong. (It was a square lamp base, red with gold trim on 4 legs and a white square shade). I was transfixed, I couldn't look away from it. I stayed up all night staring at it, the next morning I didn't go to work, something was just not right about that lamp.

I stopped eating, I left the couch only to use the bathroom at first, soon I stopped that too as I wasn't eating or drinking. I stared at the ******* lamp for 3 days before my wife got really worried, she had someone come and try to talk to me, by this time my cognizance was breaking up and my wife was freaking out. She took the kids to her mother's house just before I had my epiphany.... the lamp is not real.... the house is not real, my wife, my kids... none of that is real... the last 10 years of my life are not ******* real!

The lamp started to grow wider and deeper, it was still inverted dimensions, it took up my entire perspective and all I could see was red, I heard voices, screams, all kinds of weird noises and I became aware of pain.... a ******* **** ton of pain... the first words I said were "I'm missing teeth" and opened my eyes. I was laying on my back on the sidewalk surrounded by people that I didn't know, lots were freaking out, I was completely confused.

At some point a cop scooped me up, dragged/walked me across the sidewalk and grass and threw me face down in the back of a cop car, I was still confused.

I was taken to the hospital by the cop (seems he didn't want to wait for the ambulance to arrive) and give CT scans and ****..

I went through about 3 years of horrid depression, I was grieving the loss of my wife and children and dealing with the knowledge that they never existed, I was scared that I was going insane as I would cry myself to sleep hoping I would see her in my dreams. I never have, but sometimes I see my son, usually just a glimpse out of my peripheral vision, he is perpetually 5 years old and I can never hear what he says
 
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