The Worst Names in Hip Hop? Who you got?

[CJ616]

Tity Boi takes the cake for me. How can you market yourself with a name like that? Thank God he changed it.

 

[put em up]

Roscoe P Coldchain

 

[Sir San Diego]

Originally Posted by SEND ONE

I remember being offended when I was a kid. Like what?

Tapped the the bottle and twisted they $+% out the game.




More though...

--LL Cool J (sounds "normal" now, but that name took forever to grow on me.)

--Jay-Z (supposedly means Jazzy

? C'mon son, we know you were on Jaz-O's nuts with that one.)

--Cadillac Tah

--Choppa, Choppa City, and any other version of it. (There were 3 or so Choppas in N.O. at one point.)

--DJ Jubilee (I know what the word means, but it's the name of a prissy female X-men character. Oh wait...)

--Juvenile (How are you gonna be damn near 40 with that name?)

--Lil Bow Wow

--Bow Wow (now)

 

[Mound Raised]

waka flocka
old dirty bastard (RIP)

 

[la kb24]

wale


lil chuckie  

ja rule

too short

 

[hankmoody]

lil boosie

 

[lebronald mcdonald]

When i was a kid i thought the name Jadakiss was femenine. The only other Jada i knew was Pinkett. A rapper named after her kiss?

Now i think its cool

Un Kasa. Translates to " a house" or "one house"

 

[uptownsdotnetstacky]

Black Child

 

[sneakaprince]

cyhi the prince

 

[saintvitus07]

All the lil ___s. Wayne, Bow Wow, Flip, Kim, Wyte, Zane, etc.

Scratch that, makes sense with Kim.

 

[CJ616]

Originally Posted by LA KB24

wale

 

[dadecounty11]

Tum Tum
Silkk the Shocker

 

[saturnando]

Lil poo

 

[finallyfamous]

Big Sean..

Dude you're like 90 pounds

 

[Peep Game]

Surprised nobody mentioned these two

Yung Joc - Yung Meat, Yung Penis, Yung Johnson, Young Dyck, pretty much all the same

Ya Boy - (no, this isn't Red Cafe) May as well be The Guy, Some Dude, or A-Person

 

[k town trash]

no one mentioned Shorty Sh*t Stain?

 

[finallyfamous]

Originally Posted by K Town Trash

no one mentioned Shorty Sh*t Stain?

The better question is... has anyone heard of him?  I haven't..

 

[delete1234]

thread is full of actual good artists, or atleast they were in some point of time

 

[Peep Game]

The thread is about the actual names though, not the quality of the artists

 

[jc619er]

Papoose is number one by far. I mean what the hell is a Papoose. Then runner up would be Plies. Might as well call yourself Pliers because you pull MC's apart, but he's not that skilled so I know why he didn't go with that. After that there's so many. Wacka Flocka Flames, Soulja Boy Tell 'Em (what has he ever told them). There's too many to list at times I swear. 

 

[Mound Raised]

koopsta nikka
trick trick
tum tum

 

[niquefreak94]

Kirko Bangs takes the cake for me because he just slaughtered Kurt's name...it just sounds so ignorant.

and Big Sean says he made that his name based on that irony.

 

[infamouzkickz]

Lil B

 

[Sir San Diego]

I've heard of Shorty Sh.. Stain. He was one of ODB's weed carriers.

As far as Young Joc, I always thought it was "jock" as in athlete or "jockey" as in he rides the beat (which he never really did in my opinion).

A papoose is a sling worn by Indian women to carry their babies.

Not making the case that they are good names though.

 

[extraordinary swag]

YG Hootie
Slim Dunkin
Gudda Gudda
French Montana
JR Writer
Papoose
Silkk The Shocker
Memphis Bleek
Chamillionaire
Crunchy Black