THEE OFFICIAL 2019-2020 NBA OFFSEASON THREAD: VICTORY LAP

[geno90221]

Thanks Fellas LmAo

 

[dmbrhs]

So you eating pizza with no tomato sauce since tomato is a fruit?

Fun fact: biologically, tomatoes are a fruit (as are many other things, like cucumbers, avocados, etc.). Commercially, they're considered vegetables due to low sugar content and the way they're consumed.

 

[storm2006]

That thang where simps pay women to see them try on clothes other simps bought them off their amazon wishlist

Or it's porn

I have never understood buying clothes and gifts for these came girls or pronstars who you’ll either ever never smash or if you do smash they’ll still charge you $750 to $2000 an hour

 

[nick.]

Fruit on pizza is wild flagrant.

Further this whole extreme cooking of fruit trend needs to end.

semi related

 

[Based Jesus]

I have never understood buying clothes and gifts for these came girls or pronstars who you’ll either ever never smash or if you do smash they’ll still charge you $750 to $2000 an hour

Idk but these ****** be ******* it up for the rest of us. Got regular women forgetting the internet aint real life.
Gotta remind some of these chicks that want constant monetary and oratory validation to stick to getting it online.

 

[niceshoes247]

But pineapple rice cool right¿

 

[storm2006]

semi related

That Crocs cake is probably like 10x more expensive than actual crocs Definitely a dope concept.

 

[Public Enemy]

For those of you who were like me, watching SportsCenter and they clipped the Video right as Zion was going up for an almost-360:

 

[darthska]

You know dude who does the NBA impersonations? Most of them corny, some funny? The way he impersonates Lebron, that's what Zion looks like for real. Anyone else see it?

 

[youngwolf]

We got any Bubble bets going on in here

I'm putting up 1K on the Lakers not winning the title. First come, first served. Smallest bet I'm taking is $250.

 

[IATT]

semi related

 

[Platinum State]

You know due to does the NBA impersonations? Most of them corny, some funny? The way he impersonates Lebron, that's what Zion looks like for real. Anyone else see it?

Of course

 

[finessence]

I’m sorry. Zion gotta lose a Lil weight. Only because he’ll put on weight as he physically mature

 

[storm2006]

For those of you who were like me, watching SportsCenter and they clipped the Video right as Zion was going up for an almost-360:

Did you also peep Alvin Gentry explicitly say “Zion’s stepfather did a good job keeping him in shape during the quarantine.” I wonder if that was a subliminal or narrative they’re trying to build to protect Zion in his lawsuit

 

[BIG LEEMELONE]

I'm putting up 1K on the Lakers not winning the title. First come, first served. Smallest bet I'm taking is $250.

 

[HOU$TON]

All bets from the season still good right ?

 

[BIG LEEMELONE]

All bets from the season still good right ?

If anybody I bet with wanted to push I'd understand. And if they don't I understand that too

 

[B Sox]

Iso Joe too good for this man

 

[addict4sneakers]

Iso Joe too good for this man

dude is out there making guys look like cones

 

[pums]

Zion gonna be the best center in the NBA at 6’6

 

[B Sox]

These Elmore brothers can hoop. Had no clue the younger one was the CUSA all-time leading scorer and assist guy

 

[addict4sneakers]

These Elmore brothers can hoop. Had no clue the younger one was the CUSA all-time leading scorer and assist guy

He was the harden in that system. He’s legit good though. He fits the sneaky athlete narrative

 

[B Sox]

He was the harden in that system. He’s legit good though. He fits the sneaky athlete narrative

Damn they have some extremely unfortunate hair genes though. Dudes balding at 23.

Turrible. Thankful everyday that didn't and hasn't happened to me.

 

[B Sox]

Feel like this is worth posting...

 

[wavycrocket]

That white boy on the Marshall tbt going krazy