THEE OFFICIAL 2019-2020 NBA OFFSEASON THREAD: VICTORY LAP

[Vincent Van Goat]

Offseason:



Preseason:



Literally 1 game into the season:

I’m convinced mvp has this man on ignore

Avoiding smoke on some fox vs Lonzo Ish

 

[antidope]

 

[MajinZuub]

That is what I heard but Lonzo was high energy and 2 for 7. I know that isn't the best stat but he does bring the defense.

Fixed that for you.

I meant like the crowd that flies out for all star weekend to party/get girls and the groupies looking for an nba player

 

[niketock88]

What it do baby!!! Lets go celtics. Will they be like-able this year? I think they already are. No langford tonight. Was looking forward to seeing him play. Carson edwards aka chucky doll you ready bwoyyyy?? Legggoo

 

[Moheezy]

How is this a good idea?

 

[vood99]

Kobe ain’t never thrown hands he got swung on, on 2 separate occasions

Childs gave Kobe that smoke.

 

[lawdog1]

How is this a good idea?

I like Cheetos (especially the Flamin Hot variety). I like Ice Cream Sundaes. Together, not so much.

 

[vood99]

For a guy who is sometimes criticized for taking a check from anyone who would give it, Shaq went there with China

Props, I guess...

Enough in the bank to not care >>>

Good for TNT for not shying away too.

They gonna be burning some Li Nings tonight.

 

[N41D]

Bron usually finds a way to get rid of his teammates who aren’t holding up their end of the bargain. Playing bad, or are a liability.......

SO WHY IS KCP STILL IN LA???????

He’s the very antithesis of what Lebron desires as a teammate. I just cannot believe that he’s still wearing purple and gold.

Klutch gotta thrive and LAL cashin the checks.

 

[pmatic]

Official:


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[firstclass]

Official:


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Yikes!

 

[SORIANOTRON]

Players, rappers & groupies alike ARE NOT hyped about all star weekend this year

 

[lawdog1]

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[tay1]

Some trash lineups today. The East is ******* terrible

 

[shotsrangout]

Tommy Pickles.

I am DYING.

Did Leonard have a completely revamped roster or nah? One bad game dude had TONS of bad games last season.

the man averaged 28/8/8 last season. there obviously weren’t that many bad games.

 

[Based Jesus]

I saw that bs at the preseason game I went to last week and was like "....Did MSG always have a cheetos stand?"
I just figured since it was my first time in the nosebleeds that that was why I had never seen it before.

 

[shotsrangout]

I saw that bs at the preseason game I went to last week and was like "....Did MSG always have a cheetos stand?"
I just figured since it was my first time in the nosebleeds that that was why I had never seen it before.

oh la de da. first time in nosebleeds!!! how does it feel to look at us lower income peasants!!!!

 

[pmatic]

The SexLand backcourt is starting for the Cavs.

 

[MajinZuub]

The SexLand backcourt is starting for the Cavs.

Is SexLand a thing?

 

[nick.]

 

[nikekid6]

I've been to SLC at least 5 times in the last couple years. This is not true

this lol. unless youre a black man stepping out to a bar in slc .... dont go

everyone gonna be sober for the game

edit: then again... its the nba...

the single mom capital of the world may just grow

 

[finessence]

Players, rappers & groupies alike ARE NOT hyped about all star weekend this year

365 days a year. If you’re anticipating ONE WHOLE week to get your rocks off, you’re backwards

 

[Nike Jordan]

Salt Lake City hosted All-Star Weekend in 1993.

 

[lawdog1]

the man averaged 28/8/8 last season. there obviously weren’t that many bad games.

The stats don’t tell the whole story.

 

[keko jones]

The stats don’t tell the whole story.

Everyone keeps talking about age and longevity like anyone gives a flying ****.

Where's the hardware at?

Wow look at his stat line... where did his team finish after activating playoff mode?