They Got My Dude For All His Porn...

[SC kid]

Chapelle was tron and charlie was tyree

I always thought tyrone was in reference to erykah badu's song tho lol

 

[Tony $now]

 

 

[emoji]128514[/emoji][emoji]128514[/emoji][emoji]128514[/emoji][emoji]128514[/emoji][emoji]128514[/emoji][emoji]128514[/emoji] this cant be real life!

 

[jordan23dotcom]

At least they didn't "beat" him up lol

I guess they "beat" him to it

One more one more......

He got "jacked"



Lol




Da dun, psshhhhhhh

 

[stay lurkin]

Yeah he has no shame

 

[luong1209]

0 dislikes on YouTube...The sympathy is real.

 

[tripda6]

my man had vhs and dvds tho...

***** watchin mitchell and ness "hardwood classics" porn...

His wife look like she had a 3 film career back in the late 80's

 

[iluvjordanxi]

Who would steal porn srs. Unless the dude knew they were valuable.

 

[AEA18]

No dambs given about the stolen TVs

This reminds me of the time I was buying some games from a video store that was closing and
this old dude came in and headed straight to the pron section. He came out of the room with a stack of like
30 or more dvds with this big a_ grin on his face. The checkout girl just looked @ him and shook her head.

 

[kspar]

The way he said "it keep my relationship fresh and tight" and her smile when he put his hand on her shoulder tho...

my dude might be a porn purist though...kinda like the cats that only listen to music on vinyl you know

 Repped

 

[dyyhard]

followup to this story..

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/02/26/earlie-johnsons-stolen-porn_n_2766196.html



In tragedy your true friends step forward.

As it turns out, Earlie Johnson has a lot of pals in the porn industry.

Last week, the 43-year-old welder in Muskegon, Mich., had his $7,500 porn collection stolen from his home, along with three TVs.

The loss of the porn collection was especially devastating. It contained 40 years worth of screen sex, focusing on African-American performers, including old school actresses like Vanessa Del Rio and Jeannie Pepper, as well as modern day performers like Cherokee and Pinky (his personal favorite).

"Porn saved my marriage," Johnson proclaimed to The Huffington Post. "It kept me from cheating on my wife. There are a lot of women here who want my [expletive], but I don't want to disrespect her. So I watch porn with her permission instead."

Angela Morton, who is actually Johnson's fiance, said she has no problem with her husband's horny hobby.

"They probably think we are freaks or something... no, it's something natural and it's healthy," she told WZZM 13.

Johnson -- a self-proclaimed "working stiff" -- said he was told his collection was the best in Michigan (admittedly by a man in Connecticut), but he isn't letting his loss keep his spirits -- or anything else -- down.

The day after the thieves busted through his back door to purloin his porn, Johnson bought a brand new HD 3D TV with the 3D glasses included, according to MLive.

“I will be getting my porn in Blu-Ray,” Johnson said. “The haters aren’t gonna stop me from collecting again.”

Johnson's resiliance in the face of adversity has aroused the attention of the porn industry, especially Mike Kulich of Monarchy Distribution, who is helping the self-proclaimed "Hugh Hefner of Muskegon" get back on his feet again with 200 brand-spanking new DVDs.

"He's the ultimate porn fan," Kulich told HuffPost. "He seemed distraught by the theft. This is a guy who bought porn DVDs a couple times a week. He's a collector who put aside money from each paycheck to meet his financial obligation."

Kulich is also offering two free tickets to the Adult Entertainment Expo held in Las Vegas every January so he can meet some of his favorite stars in the flesh.

Other porn companies are coming to Johnson's aid as well, including Naughty America, Girlfriends Films, AMK Empire/AMKingdom.com and Exquisite Films/Juicy Video.

Johnson's fiance, Angela Morton, is also getting a carnal care package in the form of couples porn DVDs from Mile High Media.

"She's so understanding, she deserves some as well," the Mile High Media spokeswoman told HuffPost.

Johnson is grateful for the gifts, and believes the whole incident is giving him a chance to put a face on the average American porn fan.

"I want to let people know it's all right to watch porn," he said. "They need to stop downloading and go to the store and buy it."

He also hopes that the porn industry will take advantage of his body of knowledge.

"I'd like to make films. There are lot of women around here who would be great, but I need capital," he said.

 

[luong1209]

Thanks for the update dyyhard, looks like there'll be a happy ending to this story.

 

[tripda6]

followup to this story..

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/02/26/earlie-johnsons-stolen-porn_n_2766196.html



In tragedy your true friends step forward.

As it turns out, Earlie Johnson has a lot of pals in the porn industry.

Last week, the 43-year-old welder in Muskegon, Mich., had his $7,500 porn collection stolen from his home, along with three TVs.

The loss of the porn collection was especially devastating. It contained 40 years worth of screen sex, focusing on African-American performers, including old school actresses like Vanessa Del Rio and Jeannie Pepper, as well as modern day performers like Cherokee and Pinky (his personal favorite).

"Porn saved my marriage," Johnson proclaimed to The Huffington Post. "It kept me from cheating on my wife. There are a lot of women here who want my [expletive], but I don't want to disrespect her. So I watch porn with her permission instead."

Angela Morton, who is actually Johnson's fiance, said she has no problem with her husband's horny hobby.

"They probably think we are freaks or something... no, it's something natural and it's healthy," she told WZZM 13.

Johnson -- a self-proclaimed "working stiff" -- said he was told his collection was the best in Michigan (admittedly by a man in Connecticut), but he isn't letting his loss keep his spirits -- or anything else -- down.

The day after the thieves busted through his back door to purloin his porn, Johnson bought a brand new HD 3D TV with the 3D glasses included, according to MLive.

“I will be getting my porn in Blu-Ray,” Johnson said. “The haters aren’t gonna stop me from collecting again.”

Johnson's resiliance in the face of adversity has aroused the attention of the porn industry, especially Mike Kulich of Monarchy Distribution, who is helping the self-proclaimed "Hugh Hefner of Muskegon" get back on his feet again with 200 brand-spanking new DVDs.

"He's the ultimate porn fan," Kulich told HuffPost. "He seemed distraught by the theft. This is a guy who bought porn DVDs a couple times a week. He's a collector who put aside money from each paycheck to meet his financial obligation."

Kulich is also offering two free tickets to the Adult Entertainment Expo held in Las Vegas every January so he can meet some of his favorite stars in the flesh.

Other porn companies are coming to Johnson's aid as well, including Naughty America, Girlfriends Films, AMK Empire/AMKingdom.com and Exquisite Films/Juicy Video.

Johnson's fiance, Angela Morton, is also getting a carnal care package in the form of couples porn DVDs from Mile High Media.

"She's so understanding, she deserves some as well," the Mile High Media spokeswoman told HuffPost.

Johnson is grateful for the gifts, and believes the whole incident is giving him a chance to put a face on the average American porn fan.

"I want to let people know it's all right to watch porn," he said. "They need to stop downloading and go to the store and buy it."

He also hopes that the porn industry will take advantage of his body of knowledge.

"I'd like to make films. There are lot of women around here who would be great, but I need capital," he said.

dude gonna be

 when he see that HD cooch

 

[acemaster193]

"A guy in Conneticut told me that..."

He got that co-sign.

 

[servechilled81]

Great, now he just told everybody he has a brand new 3D tv.  They'll be back.

I applaud his zeal though

 

[a blinkin]

My collection was the best in Michigan. A guy from Connecticut told me that.

 

[iamblack]

when the reporter related his collection to stamps

 

[aircommandermarsfiend]

I normally don't bring up stories I find on NT to my friends, but this one had everyone laughing. I gotta tell them that awesome update now.

 

[kspar]

no purist after all it was all about the action

dead at the self proclaimed Tyronenism "there are a lot of women here who want my [expletive], but I don't want to disrespect her"

 

[AEA18]

Great, now he just told everybody he has a brand new 3D tv.  They'll be back.

I applaud his zeal though

Better cop da Brinks

 

[jordan23dotcom]

His house must smell like the ocean all the time, yuck

 

[gatzbygordon]

i wonder if he had "white chicks cant hump"

 

[Sir San Diego]

This guy needs to host the AVN awards. I would like to see clips of that. He would probably kill it.

 

[41239]

PLEASE let this guy get a "Web Redemption" on Tosh.0 sometime this season

right right

so how would he redeem himself?

 

[41239]

it just HAD to be Michigan

im sayin

but in all honesty, Detroit/Metro Detroit is considered seperate from the rest of MI in a good/bad way

kinda how like most people forget the UP

 

[41239]

Johnson's resiliance in the face of adversity has aroused the attention of the porn industry, especially Mike Kulich of Monarchy Distribution, who is helping the self-proclaimed "Hugh Hefner of Muskegon" get back on his feet again with 200 brand-spanking new DVDs.

"He's the ultimate porn fan," Kulich told HuffPost. "He seemed distraught by the theft. This is a guy who bought porn DVDs a couple times a week. He's a collector who put aside money from each paycheck to meet his financial obligation."

Kulich is also offering two free tickets to the Adult Entertainment Expo held in Las Vegas every January so he can meet some of his favorite stars in the flesh.

Other porn companies are coming to Johnson's aid as well, including Naughty America, Girlfriends Films, AMK Empire/AMKingdom.com and Exquisite Films/Juicy Video.

Johnson's fiance, Angela Morton, is also getting a carnal care package in the form of couples porn DVDs from Mile High Media.

"She's so understanding, she deserves some as well," the Mile High Media spokeswoman told HuffPost.

Johnson is grateful for the gifts, and believes the whole incident is giving him a chance to put a face on the average American porn fan.

"I want to let people know it's all right to watch porn," he said. "They need to stop downloading and go to the store and buy it."

He also hopes that the porn industry will take advantage of his body of knowledge.

"I'd like to make films. There are lot of women around here who would be great, but I need capital," he said.

they wrong as hell man