Time to keep it real NT Vol. Mancard

A skill like sewing and cooking is nothing to be ashamed of.
Being a clean freak, whether its: dishes, vaccumming, ironing, laundry, whatever is nothing to be ashamed of.

I wish I had those traits/skills.
 
after i take a dump i have to shower. once i took a shower took a dump and then took another one lol. been doing this since i was a kid.
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Originally Posted by 360waves

after i take a dump i have to shower. once i took a shower took a dump and then took another one lol. been doing this since i was a kid.
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just get some baby wipes bruh
 
just started getting the manicure and pedicure with my new female friend,
i take a ridiculous amount of time to get dressed
I hate watching sports... maybe championship games, thats about it... love to play but watching... nope...

dont really feel like my mancard is in question for any of these things though
 
-used to get manicures every week
-i tear up when mufasa dies in lion king

-i cried while watchin the notebook wit my ol lady earlier this year

-i enjoy cuddling more than sex(only wit chicks i really like)

-females think im sum kinda player or sumthin but deep down im really a simp on the inside
 
-Pedicure fan
-I sing female songs in the female's voice...... good, seriously
Alicia keys' lesson learned is indistinguishable.

*kanye shrug*
 
real life...

idk how to explain it but ill try...
his face just pisses me off, makes me wanna throw a hot cup of coffee at it....
his avy just adds fuel to the fire, and makes me wanna make his shoulders clap
something about him trying to be humble or something but you can tell he thinks he's the *!%, but in reality he's a lame...

no ever feels like that? like you see someone and you're like ... " i wanna cave that dudes chest in smh such a bundle of sticks"
 
If your hair is wet I don't see what's wrong with blow drying it if you want to.

I always assumed females ask each other to go to the bathroom together to gossip or make sure they look right after they touch up their makeup. Don't see why men would. That commercial is funny.

I do watch certain shows over sporting events. I mean if it isn't a NY team I don't really care who is playing. I'm fine with the highlights.
 
Originally Posted by breezylocks

real life...

idk how to explain it but ill try...
his face just pisses me off, makes me wanna throw a hot cup of coffee at it....
his avy just adds fuel to the fire, and makes me wanna make his shoulders clap
something about him trying to be humble or something but you can tell he thinks he's the *!%, but in reality he's a lame...

no ever feels like that? like you see someone and you're like ... " i wanna cave that dudes chest in smh such a bundle of sticks"
sooo much disrespect.
 
Originally Posted by Cap29

Originally Posted by breezylocks

real life...

idk how to explain it but ill try...
his face just pisses me off, makes me wanna throw a hot cup of coffee at it....
his avy just adds fuel to the fire, and makes me wanna make his shoulders clap
something about him trying to be humble or something but you can tell he thinks he's the *!%, but in reality he's a lame...

no ever feels like that? like you see someone and you're like ... " i wanna cave that dudes chest in smh such a bundle of sticks"
sooo much disrespect.
I dont understand the shoulders clapping thing
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Like what does that mean?  
 
Originally Posted by ca5perrr

baby whipes is a must. baby whipes then toilet paper on the last wipe.
alot of things on here are not that bad. some will come back and haunt you lol

yes... the feeling of swamp-!@+, regardless if it's caused by sweat or leftover baby wipe residue is turrible.



i get my hair cut & brows waxed every 2 weeks.

i hate beer, and love mixed drinks.

i have george michael's greatest hits on my iphones.

and who admitted to watching toddlers & tiaras? that's disgusting.
 
Real life you need to seek counseling...would love yo take you out for a drink one day so we can talk this over.
 
Originally Posted by breezylocks

real life...

idk how to explain it but ill try...
his face just pisses me off, makes me wanna throw a hot cup of coffee at it....
his avy just adds fuel to the fire, and makes me wanna make his shoulders clap
something about him trying to be humble or something but you can tell he thinks he's the *!%, but in reality he's a lame...

no ever feels like that? like you see someone and you're like ... " i wanna cave that dudes chest in smh such a bundle of sticks"
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so much hate pouring outta this post.
 
I Pack extremely too much even when going on short trip.

My fiance got me watching some of those shows you've mentioned.
 
My lifetime goal on this site from now on is to completely change breezylocks mind about me, any other time I would get into a troll e-war, but my dudes hate is sincere and I can't live with that...i shall change my ways ^^^bro
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why are some of you cats ashamed/scared to admit to using baby wipes?

My baby wipes are always out in plain in view on the back of the toilet, nobody never said anything slick.. most chicks like it and compliment me on them
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Originally Posted by iYen

Originally Posted by ksteezy

Originally Posted by iYen

Bumped Kreayshawn's Gucci Gucci while driving.
Come at me bros.


:swagI impersonate her voice, along with Nikki Minaj in superbass, you are not alone bro.


 
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dat beat

i aint even mad

steez.. manhood in question for watchin housewives over sports
 
Originally Posted by ksteezy

Real life...I have no idea what I possibly could have done to irk someone who doesn't even know me
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That +!## cray....


its blatant why they feel that way

however i dont let internet personalitys bother me so do u bruh
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