truthgetsbusy
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After the popular response in the Air-Um-Out thread I decided to have my own spinoff word to Different World. Every day a certain athlete will getassaulted with my keyboard.
Today
Derrick Rose........
What up boy. I hope you get Carlos Boozer's number when you get to the league so you can clear up that acne. Damn son you looking like Chips Ahoy cookie inthe face. I guess all that sugar caught up to you. Gummy Bears for Breakfast? Are you trying to get diabetes?
I heard about that little altercation when that football player put the hands to you. Not a good look for the crib...don't let me find you kin to YungBerg.
I hope you working on playing in the half-court because you ain't nothing but Devin Harris on steroids little man.....You couldn't run apick'n'roll if you was playing in ya nose. If you think LeBron shot horrible against the Celtics you ain't seen nothing yet. You gonna haveshooting woes worse than *!#% Chaney. My man OJ strapped you in the Garden and you played like a little bia bia.
Put some bass in ya voice! Talk with some confidence! Every interview you sound like a bank robbery hostage talking to police explaining the robbers demands.Your voice is shaky like Michael J. Fox.....too soon
.....my badanyway.....You have the confidence of a rape victim during interviews.
You will never be Jason Kidd. Tell everybody to stop comparing you two. The only way you'll ever be like Kidd is if you beat ya wife and spawn abobblehead son.
Today
Derrick Rose........
What up boy. I hope you get Carlos Boozer's number when you get to the league so you can clear up that acne. Damn son you looking like Chips Ahoy cookie inthe face. I guess all that sugar caught up to you. Gummy Bears for Breakfast? Are you trying to get diabetes?
I heard about that little altercation when that football player put the hands to you. Not a good look for the crib...don't let me find you kin to YungBerg.
I hope you working on playing in the half-court because you ain't nothing but Devin Harris on steroids little man.....You couldn't run apick'n'roll if you was playing in ya nose. If you think LeBron shot horrible against the Celtics you ain't seen nothing yet. You gonna haveshooting woes worse than *!#% Chaney. My man OJ strapped you in the Garden and you played like a little bia bia.
Put some bass in ya voice! Talk with some confidence! Every interview you sound like a bank robbery hostage talking to police explaining the robbers demands.Your voice is shaky like Michael J. Fox.....too soon
You will never be Jason Kidd. Tell everybody to stop comparing you two. The only way you'll ever be like Kidd is if you beat ya wife and spawn abobblehead son.
