"Wanna be study buddies?...Cool. hit me up some time"

*snaps poetry slam style for kix*

tell em, they gotta keep it REALER...
 
lol@you fail....I'd edit, but I'm on an sk...

yes, you fail, girl....you fail.

you thought it was a joke when chris rock said anytime a dude does anything nice for you he's offering !!%$...

well, in college, anytime a dude talks to you he's basically offering you some !!%$...

unless you're fat and have food....
 
Originally Posted by eNPHAN

*snaps poetry slam style for kix*

tell em, they gotta keep it REALER...


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you already know bro.


I mean broads are dumb, but the good ones aint easy. I mean what if she actually wants to study? I'll pass on that risk, I don't even like studying bymyself, let alone with a female who thinks I want to just study. I'll keep my study partners to the smart/nerdy chicks who I have no intentions ofsmashing.



unless you're fat and have food....


Or Fat and have a car.
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kix4kix wrote:
As far as the topic goes, studying doesn't mean studying as OP stated, so it really isn't a good pickup line seeing as though the female already knows the deal anyway, it is easy to get friend-zoned using it just as any other question or tactic, if anything she probably looks down on the fact that you couldn't just ask if she likes to party, or yall should kick it some time, I just use that it makes it alot easier, 9/10 it works, and even better is that you know from jump if you FZ or not. Unless this was a thread to state how much "game" you have like the Rilla thread was.
You're reading too much into the situation fam.

I didn't state in earlier, but math is a tough subject for me so I asked her, along with two other people if they wanted to study together. Shewas the most attractive and she gave me the air quotes, which put me in mind of Rilla's thread and what I told him about me making one. From the jump,I've been saying I wasn't trying to go hard on the girl; if I smash, I smash, if I don't, so be it.

I'm not saying this is a sure shot way to get the pus, but I'm sure it's worked for people before. This isn't a line that's in my personalrepertoire, I really did need a study buddy
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Originally Posted by FREQUENTFLYER

it works!

i wrote "study buddy?" and my number on a note and dropped it off on a girls desk, as i was leaving class. she called me later that night. met up at barnes and nobles got a night cap, talked about our career/school goals. went proceeded back to my condo, put out our books on the table. turned on some neyo (his joint was hot at the time) had the volume on soft. we were on the couch, crouched over working on the coffee table. her hair was down. so naturally it feel covering her face and all. me messin around and all. i reached over to brush her hair out of the way and throw it over to the otherside. as i did, i just told her i couldn't see what she was writing. she smiled with a twinkle in her eye. she knew i was up to something. i keeped on staring at her. she was like what? i was like what? she was like, you're looking at me. i creped in a little closer, then i was like my fault i was tryna study something else. she did her whole lip bite. (you know..that bite that girls do when they want the d) and looks at me and says.. "oh, extra credit?" if yall seen porn, you know what happened next

ias
I'm about to use this tonight.
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Reading too much into what?......I stated my stance on the pick up line used in Rilla's and your thread. That is all, I proceeded to add my own opinion andexperience with a better line. Nobody said you stated it was the best line, the line just sucks IMO. No worries though, she came at you, so I am sure"you" will smash.

Unless this was a thread to state how much "game" you have like the Rilla thread was.
Thought so.
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You're cool fam. Its just the internet.

I read it over and it did seem a bit weird. I didn't mean to sound like I was still a grade school kid whose only recollection of a tittie was from moviesthat your parents made you cover your eyes for
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Originally Posted by FREQUENTFLYER

it works!

i wrote "study buddy?" and my number on a note and dropped it off on a girls desk, as i was leaving class. she called me later that night. met up at barnes and nobles got a night cap, talked about our career/school goals. went proceeded back to my condo, put out our books on the table. turned on some neyo (his joint was hot at the time) had the volume on soft. we were on the couch, crouched over working on the coffee table. her hair was down. so naturally it feel covering her face and all. me messin around and all. i reached over to brush her hair out of the way and throw it over to the otherside. as i did, i just told her i couldn't see what she was writing. she smiled with a twinkle in her eye. she knew i was up to something. i keeped on staring at her. she was like what? i was like what? she was like, you're looking at me. i creped in a little closer, then i was like my fault i was tryna study something else. she did her whole lip bite. (you know..that bite that girls do when they want the d) and looks at me and says.. "oh, extra credit?" if yall seen porn, you know what happened next

ias

This sounds like one of those stories my friend would tell. They were always fake.
 
Originally Posted by FREQUENTFLYER

it works!

i wrote "study buddy?" and my number on a note and dropped it off on a girls desk, as i was leaving class. she called me later that night. met up at barnes and nobles got a night cap, talked about our career/school goals. went proceeded back to my condo, put out our books on the table. turned on some neyo (his joint was hot at the time) had the volume on soft. we were on the couch, crouched over working on the coffee table. her hair was down. so naturally it feel covering her face and all. me messin around and all. i reached over to brush her hair out of the way and throw it over to the otherside. as i did, i just told her i couldn't see what she was writing. she smiled with a twinkle in her eye. she knew i was up to something. i keeped on staring at her. she was like what? i was like what? she was like, you're looking at me. i creped in a little closer, then i was like my fault i was tryna study something else. she did her whole lip bite. (you know..that bite that girls do when they want the d) and looks at me and says.. "oh, extra credit?" if yall seen porn, you know what happened next

ias
 
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that's got to be one of the most annoying things I have ever listened to and
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at "extra credit"
 
^ simply wanna copy my physics hw?
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just ask her if ya wanna study together and meet her up at the library/your place/or hers
if it falls into place, then good, but if not, yns.
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at least you get some school work done, if anything
please dont go into her dorm and when she steps out of the room for a sec, try to take your shirt off. if all else fails, slip her a ruffie
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that rufie !%%$ isn't funny...

it sickens me when chicks get taken advantage of in general, but particularly in that regard...

rape isn't funny.
 
Originally Posted by eNPHAN

that rufie !%%$ isn't funny...

it sickens me when chicks get taken advantage of in general, but particularly in that regard...

rape isn't funny.


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. What the? Don't know if I read your post wrong but...since when did the association of a girl's naivety and non-consensual sex came intoassociation with being someone's "study buddy" in the case of OP's circumstances? I think your experiences made this a bit more of a touchysubject than you can handle, considering there was no mention of condoning "rufies" or any of the sort anywhere in the thread.
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Originally Posted by FREQUENTFLYER

it works!

i wrote "study buddy?" and my number on a note and dropped it off on a girls desk, as i was leaving class. she called me later that night. met up at barnes and nobles got a night cap, talked about our career/school goals. went proceeded back to my condo, put out our books on the table. turned on some neyo (his joint was hot at the time) had the volume on soft. we were on the couch, crouched over working on the coffee table. her hair was down. so naturally it feel covering her face and all. me messin around and all. i reached over to brush her hair out of the way and throw it over to the otherside. as i did, i just told her i couldn't see what she was writing. she smiled with a twinkle in her eye. she knew i was up to something. i keeped on staring at her. she was like what? i was like what? she was like, you're looking at me. i creped in a little closer, then i was like my fault i was tryna study something else. she did her whole lip bite. (you know..that bite that girls do when they want the d) and looks at me and says.. "oh, extra credit?" if yall seen porn, you know what happened next

ias
*writes down on palm*

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Originally Posted by sreggie101

Originally Posted by iBlink

It works like a charm.

Met this chick in math1111 today who stays across from my building. She tombout sure I'd love to "study" some time with the little air quotations and everything.

Any of you guys have luck with this?

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Originally Posted by FREQUENTFLYER

it works!

i wrote "study buddy?" and my number on a note and dropped it off on a girls desk, as i was leaving class. she called me later that night. met up at barnes and nobles got a night cap, talked about our career/school goals. went proceeded back to my condo, put out our books on the table. turned on some neyo (his joint was hot at the time) had the volume on soft. we were on the couch, crouched over working on the coffee table. her hair was down. so naturally it feel covering her face and all. me messin around and all. i reached over to brush her hair out of the way and throw it over to the otherside. as i did, i just told her i couldn't see what she was writing. she smiled with a twinkle in her eye. she knew i was up to something. i keeped on staring at her. she was like what? i was like what? she was like, you're looking at me. i creped in a little closer, then i was like my fault i was tryna study something else. she did her whole lip bite. (you know..that bite that girls do when they want the d) and looks at me and says.. "oh, extra credit?" if yall seen porn, you know what happened next

ias
I enjoyed this story, real talk.
 
Originally Posted by VeryAnalytical85

Originally Posted by eNPHAN

that rufie !%%$ isn't funny...

it sickens me when chicks get taken advantage of in general, but particularly in that regard...

rape isn't funny.


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. What the? Don't know if I read your post wrong but...since when did the association of a girl's naivety and non-consensual sex came into association with being someone's "study buddy" in the case of OP's circumstances? I think your experiences made this a bit more of a touchy subject than you can handle, considering there was no mention of condoning "rufies" or any of the sort anywhere in the thread.
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go sit down
 
dman14......"or just slip her a rufie! -lol emoticon-"

wth are yall talkin about?

(I can't quote on the sk)
 
Originally Posted by LuckyP90

Originally Posted by FREQUENTFLYER

it works!

i wrote "study buddy?" and my number on a note and dropped it off on a girls desk, as i was leaving class. she called me later that night. met up at barnes and nobles got a night cap, talked about our career/school goals. went proceeded back to my condo, put out our books on the table. turned on some neyo (his joint was hot at the time) had the volume on soft. we were on the couch, crouched over working on the coffee table. her hair was down. so naturally it feel covering her face and all. me messin around and all. i reached over to brush her hair out of the way and throw it over to the otherside. as i did, i just told her i couldn't see what she was writing. she smiled with a twinkle in her eye. she knew i was up to something. i keeped on staring at her. she was like what? i was like what? she was like, you're looking at me. i creped in a little closer, then i was like my fault i was tryna study something else. she did her whole lip bite. (you know..that bite that girls do when they want the d) and looks at me and says.. "oh, extra credit?" if yall seen porn, you know what happened next

ias

This sounds like one of those stories my friend would tell. They were always fake.
Word. Not hatin' or nothin', and if it really happened exactly like this, that's good spit. But Iiiiiiii don't know.
 
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