Weird Things You Did As A Kid...

[atlien seeko]

*Play on relative's phone
Aunt: Hey
Me: Whats up this Turtle
Aunt: Turle who?
Me: turtle from the pond haha
Aunt: Is this Jay??
Me:....click

 

[freshhh]

Originally Posted by KidFlint13

after i took a dump when i wiped i use to sniff the toilet paper

dont ask why cause even i dont know

 

[atlien seeko]

Sometimes, I used to think I was the only person who could see

Me and my friends had a Ninja Club (TMNT inspired) and we would jump off of steps from his balcony to determine rank, and whoever jumped off the highest stepwas the Shadow Ninja (highest rank). I was the first one to jump off the highest step on the balcony

I used to set up booby traps in my house (too much Home Alone.. Still my favorite movie to this day) and have my little sister test them out

I rememberthere was one that I made where I pulled up the blinds and put this BIG *$$ rock between the blinds at the top, so when you pull the string, the rock falls... Onto whatever was sitting on the chair.

My little sister was sitting in the chair...

I used to hit my chest like a gorilla

Sneak down stairs every weekend to get on the computer and look at porn... My dad knew and was letting it build up before he brought it up

Be a straight clown in elementary and middle school

Every Saturday when SNICK would come on, after All That, when Are You Afraid of the Dark would come on, I would jump up, turn off the TV and run out of theroom because I was scared of it

I used to be terrorfied of those Scary Story books illustrations, and I couldnt figure out why anyone would want to read that %%#$ in the library at school?! They're still creapy...

ex:

 

[skillz]

- Back when I still believed in monsters/ghosts, i used to think that i was safe from them as long as there were lights. So when i had to go to the bathroom atnight, you could hear me running as fast as i could from room to room to try turning on the lights as fast as i can. The worst was when I had to turn thelights off.

- when AOL first came when i was in 3rd or 4th grade, me and my friend went on those chat channels while our parents were home asking for a/s/l and pics fromgirls. Needless to say we never got any real pictures, the only one we got was a picture of a naked granny, and it was sent to the email address so my friendsparents found out about it and passworded the computer hahaha.

 

[18key]

Originally Posted by Chrispcb15

look at victoria secret catologs

....

I was like 9...

I still do that. !!$% I was just looking through their new swimsuit catalog earlier today

I dont even remember any real weird things I did as a kid though. Maybe browse pr0n with friends in like 5th grade. We just lol'd and high fived and !!$%when we clicked the next preview page

Then my mom found out because Ihad '_.com' in the address bar

 

[eight2one]

lets just say i was dumb as hell!

 

[parada45]

I use to collect NFL/NBA pencils and take them to school. But never sharpened or used them.

 

[ajchick23]

-Use to eat chalk when I was real young.

I don' know why..it was good

-Wiped/flipped boogers on the wall

..I remember this kid in my class would eathis all the time

and try to hide what he was doing with his other hand.

-Used to put glue in the palm of my hand, let it dry, and peel it off.

-Climb really high trees in my neighborhood and not know how to get back down

 

[chris steez]

Originally Posted by sevit86

idk why we did this, but my bro and i when we were 10 and 8 would put a blanket over our heads and see how close we could get to my pops when he was sleepin, the beatings we got for that were epic.....

. i swear we thought we were ninjas or somethin.....

[color= rgb(204, 0, 0)]For some reason that had me dying...[/color]

[color= rgb(204, 0, 0)]Me and my boy would make dumb little drawings and give them names and stories behind them sort of likea comic book[/color]

[color= rgb(204, 0, 0)]We would put chalk dust in a rolled up peice of paper and blow out the chalk dust as if we weresmoking[/color]

[color= rgb(204, 0, 0)]Use to get a whole bunch of random items from my house and try to create a robot out of them[/color]

 

[bud dink]

Originally Posted by ATLien Seeko

Sometimes, I used to think I was the only person who could see

Me and my friends had a Ninja Club (TMNT inspired) and we would jump off of steps from his balcony to determine rank, and whoever jumped off the highest step was the Shadow Ninja (highest rank). I was the first one to jump off the highest step on the balcony

I used to set up booby traps in my house (too much Home Alone.. Still my favorite movie to this day) and have my little sister test them out

I remember there was one that I made where I pulled up the blinds and put this BIG *$$ rock between the blinds at the top, so when you pull the string, the rock falls... Onto whatever was sitting on the chair.

My little sister was sitting in the chair...

I used to hit my chest like a gorilla

Sneak down stairs every weekend to get on the computer and look at porn... My dad knew and was letting it build up before he brought it up

Be a straight clown in elementary and middle school

Every Saturday when SNICK would come on, after All That, when Are You Afraid of the Dark would come on, I would jump up, turn off the TV and run out of the room because I was scared of it

I used to be terrorfied of those Scary Story books illustrations, and I couldnt figure out why anyone would want to read that %%#$ in the library at school?! They're still creapy...

ex:

 

[thizzbaby]

i would rub my fat fam's ear lobes they always had liek funny feeling fat up there. lol
when i was in 7th and 8th grade me and the homies would walk around at lunch and see how many girls butts we cud slap/grab

 

[kn0wledgeable]

Originally Posted by CertifiedFlyBoi23

i use to do alot of weird things like..
*Put sugar in my milk(mom slapped the hell out of me when she saw me doing it)

*Play the Jacksons

I use to be dark skin Mike, my boy cousin use to be light skin Mike and my female cousin use to be Janet and we use to somehow reenact the Jackson 5 American Dream movie

*Spit on the TV when I was losing playing Sega

(@*## Sonic)

*Play on relative's phone
Aunt: Hey
Me: Whats up this Turtle
Aunt: Turle who?
Me: turtle from the pond haha
Aunt: Is this Jay??
Me:....click

*Ghost ride my bike into people on purpose

*Play baseball and let the bat go as I was swing on purpose

*Sit tacks on people chairs


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