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Captain America would be a dog too, until they test his piss and suspend him for PED'sSee, I always figured if I had Spider-Man powers, I’d be the best NFL reciever/running back of all time.
Of course you’d have to let them tackle you every once in awhile... but with the spidey sense you’d dodge everything and catch every ball. Not to mention never fumble.