Originally Posted by keepitgully
Get a rectal exam.
watch out for freddy finger when u hit 50, age for prostate exam. Thats plenty of time to loosen up the spincter though, so u have a bit of time to mentallyprepare yourself. Iv'e been preparing mentally for about 10 years now and im still not ready. Pray for a Doctor With Short, Thin Fingers
off topic but funny as hell
How you should handle the exam, so you can go home that day with a slight bit (but not much) of dignity.
1.) You'll loosen your pants and drop them. The boxers or the tighty whities come down next. (Don't wear the ones with the hole as you'll embarrassyourself more)
2.) The doctor may decide to totally degrade you at this point and check for a hernia. (Lucky you!)
3.) Your doctor will ask you to bend over an exam table while leaning on your elbows. (My doctor prefers my laying on my side in a fetal position. Not onlycan he examine more thouroughly, it's supposed to be less uncomfortable and not as invasive.) I don't care what position you're in. Let's faceit. That's about as invasive as you can get.
4.) Your doctor will snap on a rubber glove and hopefully won't be too cheap when it comes to the KY Lubricant. As soon as you hear the glove snap ontohis wrist, prepare yourself.....it's coming. Try not to tense up. You'll want to, but it's not going to help the situation.
5.) The doctor will then jam his finger back stage and feel around for your prostate. If you're like most men, (at this point in the exam) you'regritting your teeth, your eyes are tightly closed and you may be crying. Not from pain, of course, but from the sheer terror of another dude's finger inyour smokestack. Then as quickly as it happens, it's finished. He's done.
6.) Wipe away the tears and lift up your trousers, you big wuss. You're all done. Now go home and take a shower so you don't have a case of
KY!#! for the rest of the day.