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I knocked off a girl who's jawn looked like a balled up brown paper bag. But I was on a drought so I smanged anyway
what's something u silently judge people for vol....u just gonna let ya baby cry wen im watchin dis
paulprince3730
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If you come to Virginia Beach to vacation.
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Bro what? Instead of using the toilet at your house you just plop your **** up in the sink and piss in there? The hell is wrong with you?
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Maybe homie don't got a toilet in his home. Prolly gotta go behind a tree around his home to take a dookie
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Man card revoked
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People at Chipotle who sneakily ask for all this extra **** then get outraged when their burrito is $10. It's not a buffet, idiot.
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Brah I'm right these wit you
Sir San Diego
formerly brolic scholar
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Yesterday I went to Chipotle after not going for months (San Diego has too many good Mexican spots to eat there regularly) and I asked for a Quesorrito and old girl said it would be an extra $3.50.
When tf did that start? I said no and kept it moving.
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The **** did I just read?
301216baller
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chew on it like its beef jerkey
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Yesterday I went to Chipotle after not going for months (San Diego has too many good Mexican spots to eat there regularly) and I asked for a Quesorrito and old girl said it would be an extra $3.50.
A couple months ago
Company wide corporate told stores to start charging extra for them because stores would, while others wouldn't.
And customers were complaining about they differences in prices
So they said lets ****** everyone
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There's a reason why Chipotle is crushing it financial-wise.
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Girls who claim to know about football.
I went to the 49ers game and I sat down next to these girls and they were trying to front like they knew what was going on.
Example:
1st and 10. 49ers
Receiver breaks loose for a 15 yard gain.
Flag is thrown for holding on the offense.
"Holding on the offense, 10 yard penalty, first down"
Girl next to me cheers, "all right 1st down 49ers" and proceeded to do the first Down cheer "aaaahhhooo aaaaahhhhooo" with her friend by themselves.
I turn to her and say it's "1st and 20 now. And they repeated first down.
I went to the 49ers game and I sat down next to these girls and they were trying to front like they knew what was going on.
Example:
1st and 10. 49ers
Receiver breaks loose for a 15 yard gain.
Flag is thrown for holding on the offense.
"Holding on the offense, 10 yard penalty, first down"
Girl next to me cheers, "all right 1st down 49ers" and proceeded to do the first Down cheer "aaaahhhooo aaaaahhhhooo" with her friend by themselves.
I turn to her and say it's "1st and 20 now. And they repeated first down.
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if you 23+ you don't need to be coolin in the HS senior parking lot at 2:50pm
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But I can chill at the freshman (college) parking lot? Cool. NVM
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thats just as predatory fam but do you
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They can make their own decisions. Im a feminist regarding this issue.
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girls are dumb bro. let em cook.
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I'm dumb too. I couldn't give a rats behind about american football.
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I think the difference is you aren't fronting like you know--you openly admit to your ignorance.
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I remember back in 2007 some of my roommates had their family over, and one of my friend's moms said (during a football game) "Where is the touchdown zone at? Is it the yellow line, or that big square with the words in it?". There was a 10 second pause, which felt like an eternity, and then someone answered "it's where the words are."
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