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goldnboi7

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I mean really stuck on stupid...no rap...on hushmouth...whateva you wanna call it. Now its rare 4 me 2 get caught on the chin like this cuz I stay with a jokeor a comeback on tuck, but everybody gets caught a few times, aint no shame (unless its televised)... Neway, my moms got me the last time it happened...I wasgoin out on a call of duty at 10 at night, but wasnt really tryna discuss it with my miz...:

AJ (me): *comes downstairs, dressed, fresh, ready 2 impress and all that good isht*

Moms: "Where you off 2 lookin all nice?"

AJ: "Oh, I'm just goin down 2 the bar, shoot some pool or whateva"

Moms: "Sounds like fun...bring any condoms?"

AJ: (
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) "What!? Come on mom...."

Moms: (
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) "N, I aint stupid...I know you goin out 2 *screw* some *broad*...what youthink I'm one of these lil dumb hoodrats round here you can just lay all that *fecal matter* on?! (laughin the whole damn time
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AJ: (
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, fresh out of bull$#!+ 2 spit) uh...byemom (which was all one low, mumbledutterance) *leaves mad quick*


I know yall done went thru some situations that left you with the stiff vocal cords...plz share, we all love laughs, feel me?
 
2 or 3 month ago, phone conversation:

My ex: Why did someone hit me on AIM saying something about a guy posted my pictureon a sneaker forum?
Me: ****, what?!
My ex: Jay, did I give you permission to do that? Is this person lying?
Me: yeah they're lying, I didn't post your pic (by this point i'm trynafigure out who snitched
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)
My ex: Oh really? (she sends me the link via AIM) so who's FreshProduct?
Me: wooooowwww
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My ex: Don't lie to me, and don't post my pic on the net, I'll call youlater.
Me: ___________________
Me: yeah *clears throat* we'll talk later

Later that night she called, gave me some mean verbal abuse.. the only way she knewit was me (well besides the obvious reason
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)was because a while back I told her I'ma get a tat that says Fresh Product
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Originally Posted by FreshProduct

2 or 3 month ago, phone conversation:

My ex: Why did someone hit me on AIM saying something about a guy posted my picture on a sneaker forum?
Me: ****, what?!
My ex: Jay, did I give you permission to do that? Is this person lying?
Me: yeah they're lying, I didn't post your pic (by this point i'm tryna figure out who snitched
mad.gif
)
My ex: Oh really? (she sends me the link via AIM) so who's FreshProduct?
Me: wooooowwww
indifferent.gif

My ex: Don't lie to me, and don't post my pic on the net, I'll call you later.
Me: ___________________
Me: yeah *clears throat* we'll talk later

Later that night she called, gave me some mean verbal abuse.. the only way she knew it was me (well besides the obvious reason
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) was because a while back I told her I'ma get a tat that says Fresh Product
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Daaayum...thats salty...i know she gave it 2 ya with both barrels
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...you eva figure out who snitched?
 
Originally Posted by FreshProduct

2 or 3 month ago, phone conversation:

My ex: Why did someone hit me on AIM saying something about a guy posted my picture on a sneaker forum?
Me: ****, what?!
My ex: Jay, did I give you permission to do that? Is this person lying?
Me: yeah they're lying, I didn't post your pic (by this point i'm tryna figure out who snitched
mad.gif
)
My ex: Oh really? (she sends me the link via AIM) so who's FreshProduct?
Me: wooooowwww
indifferent.gif

My ex: Don't lie to me, and don't post my pic on the net, I'll call you later.
Me: ___________________
Me: yeah *clears throat* we'll talk later

Later that night she called, gave me some mean verbal abuse.. the only way she knew it was me (well besides the obvious reason
laugh.gif
) was because a while back I told her I'ma get a tat that says Fresh Product
smh.gif
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Originally Posted by FreshProduct

2 or 3 month ago, phone conversation:

My ex: Why did someone hit me on AIM saying something about a guy posted my picture on a sneaker forum?
Me: ****, what?!
My ex: Jay, did I give you permission to do that? Is this person lying?
Me: yeah they're lying, I didn't post your pic (by this point i'm tryna figure out who snitched
mad.gif
)
My ex: Oh really? (she sends me the link via AIM) so who's FreshProduct?
Me: wooooowwww
indifferent.gif

My ex: Don't lie to me, and don't post my pic on the net, I'll call you later.
Me: ___________________
Me: yeah *clears throat* we'll talk later

Later that night she called, gave me some mean verbal abuse.. the only way she knew it was me (well besides the obvious reason
laugh.gif
) was because a while back I told her I'ma get a tat that says Fresh Product
smh.gif
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This was funny. However, Babel Fish cannot save the OP's post.
 
Originally Posted by FreshProduct

2 or 3 month ago, phone conversation:

My ex: Why did someone hit me on AIM saying something about a guy posted my picture on a sneaker forum?
Me: ****, what?!
My ex: Jay, did I give you permission to do that? Is this person lying?
Me: yeah they're lying, I didn't post your pic (by this point i'm tryna figure out who snitched
mad.gif
)
My ex: Oh really? (she sends me the link via AIM) so who's FreshProduct?
Me: wooooowwww
indifferent.gif

My ex: Don't lie to me, and don't post my pic on the net, I'll call you later.
Me: ___________________
Me: yeah *clears throat* we'll talk later

Later that night she called, gave me some mean verbal abuse.. the only way she knew it was me (well besides the obvious reason
laugh.gif
) was because a while back I told her I'ma get a tat that says Fresh Product
smh.gif
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She got you good. Did you find out who snitched?
 
When that nobody from the giants (with some assistance from the football gods) caught Eli's prayer one handed using his helmet.
 
Nah she never told me who it was, she she kept saying "don't worry aboutit, it was a friend" so I was like ehh w/e.. I'm sure one of these days she'll tell me.. But I learned my lesson
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(not really) Once I get this chick in my class, i'll post pics
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My homegirl and I are chilling with some other friends at school, I make a joke about her and here's how it goes:

Her: Dammit, you suck

Me: HAHA...well you swallow

**Period of silence, she picks up her phone and calls her boyfriend**

Her: Babe? I think I want to give you dome tonight

**She talks to him a little about it, hangs up, tries to reenter the conversation...I leave campus**
 
Originally Posted by FreshProduct

2 or 3 month ago, phone conversation:

My ex: Why did someone hit me on AIM saying something about a guy posted my picture on a sneaker forum?
Me: ****, what?!
My ex: Jay, did I give you permission to do that? Is this person lying?
Me: yeah they're lying, I didn't post your pic (by this point i'm tryna figure out who snitched
mad.gif
)
My ex: Oh really? (she sends me the link via AIM) so who's FreshProduct?
Me: wooooowwww
indifferent.gif

My ex: Don't lie to me, and don't post my pic on the net, I'll call you later.
Me: ___________________
Me: yeah *clears throat* we'll talk later

Later that night she called, gave me some mean verbal abuse.. the only way she knew it was me (well besides the obvious reason
laugh.gif
) was because a while back I told her I'ma get a tat that says Fresh Product
smh.gif
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Damn, now I know to REALLY never post a females pic on here. I contemplate it sometimes but I don't want to see the possible consequences likethat...
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that video is
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"I didn't hear you, because I'm sure it was something stupid, and I'm glad I didn't hear you"
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good exscuse?
 
Originally Posted by Slap Addict

that video is
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"I didn't hear you, because I'm sure it was something stupid, and I'm glad I didn't hear you"
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good exscuse?
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Chick made herself look alot stupid with that comment, how are you going to try and act above him after you were the first to make a personal remark. Sheshould've just sit down, in which case it would've been even more hilarious.
 
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