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- Mar 2, 2010
I am recently single and I think I need to perfect my text game. Like I'll be really charming and funny to a girl, enough for her to want to hang out and give me her number. But then, the next thing I know she's flaking hard on me. One girl even said I was creepy.
I have to assume my humor doesn't translate very well via text?
For instance, it snowed a bunch last week and I sent a few girls "Meet me at 10:15AM outside the BIO building and let's make some snow angels." I thought that was kinda funny, and random (obviously I wasn't serious) - no response.
Other examples:
"Princess cut or round?" (as in engagement ring). Obviously I'm not that sprung on these girls, it's just a random text to elicit some banter. Yet only one girl really got it, and she re, "I think we should get finger tattoos."
"I just made a Justin Bieber iTunes playlist...you want to breeze by later?"
"I just bought a soccer ball, you wanna kick it?
Sometimes I'll even do some foolish like send every blonde in my BlackBerry, "This is a mass text to all cute brunettes: Who wants to go to the game tonight?"
Are there rules that you have to keep the sarcasm light, and the humor pretty generic when texting a new girl?
Other examples:
"Princess cut or round?" (as in engagement ring). Obviously I'm not that sprung on these girls, it's just a random text to elicit some banter. Yet only one girl really got it, and she re, "I think we should get finger tattoos."
"I just made a Justin Bieber iTunes playlist...you want to breeze by later?"
"I just bought a soccer ball, you wanna kick it?
Sometimes I'll even do some foolish like send every blonde in my BlackBerry, "This is a mass text to all cute brunettes: Who wants to go to the game tonight?"
Are there rules that you have to keep the sarcasm light, and the humor pretty generic when texting a new girl?