Who has the crazier past - James Blunt or Tim Allen?

[macbk]

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How James Blunt saved us from World War 3

Has went on to sell over 20 million albums and 20 million singles worldwide, and win 5 Grammy's.

or

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Remember When Tim Allen Nearly Got a Life Sentence For Trafficking Coke?

Stared in Home Improvement, the Santa Claus series, and even voiced Buzz Lightyear.

 

[redd spyder]

i always side with the drug dealers so tim allen by a landslide.

 

[ninjahood]

Da tool man, imagine him talking bout birds in da Buzz lightyear voice?

 

[DB Cooper]

Damn, never knew that about the tool man!

 

[Mark Antony]

Son is the worst kind of snitch but America loves. Let it be one of our own and we crucify them just for speculation.

 

[6 Rings G.O.A.T.]

Tim Allen selling..

 

[$tacy]

Tim the rat allen

 

[8pm at msg]

Tim Allen easily

 

[flesh prince]

i always side with the drug dealers so tim allen by a landslide.

But he snitched tho

 

[macbk]

Tim Allen easily

Is it easy tho?

The return of James Blunt: How the former tank commander (and the most ridiculed man in pop) conquered a new army of fans ...by battling it out on Twitter

From 2014 but still worth the read.

 

[superblytrife]

Kalamazoo's (and my alma mater's) finest.  

 

[nazdrowie]

 

[leavemeglazzies]

 

[RIP sleazyy]

Son is the worst kind of snitch but America loves. Let it be one of our own and we crucify them just for speculation.

 

[Bert.]

Tim Allen since he's from Michigan and home improvement was the ****

Wish they had it on Netflix

 

[lamekilla]

Tim Allen da gawd.

Plus Randy, Brad and Mark used to rock the craziest heat on Home Improvement.

 

[dipsetgeneral]

James Blunt was in the army!? What the?!

 

[Nereyda Vuelve Por Dios]

can side with no snitch. Man got to have a code, yo. 

 

[leavemeglazzies]

So what happened to all the people Tim Allen snitched on? How much time did they have to do? Are they still in prison? Or did they die there?

 

[SIETE TRES LA]

Dawg I rock's with Timmy Allen heavy, He kept it gully after snitching by showing his face to America like it wasn't anything to a boss. Now to keep it 100, What James Blunt did is on a whole different level. I couldn't imagine saying naw to my CO or better yet a cot damn General. What he did that day was as gangsta as it gets. With that being said my vote goes to James Allen

 

[lamekilla]

Timmy got caught with 650 grams of cocaine in the late 70's

I've always knew about him having a drug trafficking past but that's damn near kingpin status

 

[Master Zik]

To me any somewhat unlikely person bouncing back from a life of crime has the crazier past especially if what they do and their persona would have you assume differently.

Like if we found out Regis Philbin killed a biker gang with his bare hands in a bar room fight in the 40s

Although here Tim's look in the 70s makes him look like a common drug dealer That stache.

 

[diego]

To me any somewhat unlikely person bouncing back from a life of crime has the crazier past especially if what they do and their persona would have you assume differently.

Like if we found out Regis Philbin killed a biker gang with his bare hands in a bar room fight in the 40s

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[frshstunna]

Tim snitched and out chea like its all sweet

 

[tsx24]

Doesn't Keanu reeves have a pretty messed up past?