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It's a shame that you guys don't know the Marvin Barnes plane story, if you like that one...
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Originally Posted by kicks4kaskets
I believe it since most people don't know anything about geography.
Originally Posted by dendanskesimon
SOOOOOO TRUEEEE theres this girl in my us history class who makes way stupider comments everyday. but yo back when i used to live in africa u could always see americans from a mile away. its so funny. there always gettin robbed shot and raped and no one cares because the whole world hates america
that bein said i live in south florida and its a pretty nice place even though i hate the suburbs- theyre too dam clean and everyones all fake and thinkin they better than everyone else out here
DING! DING! DING!Originally Posted by kicks4kaskets
I believe it since most people don't know anything about geography.
Originally Posted by Mangudai954
It just the title of it its not that serious
SOOOOOO TRUEEEE theres this girl in my us history class who makes way stupider comments everyday. but yo back when i used to live in africa u could always see americans from a mile away. its so funny. there always gettin robbed shot and raped and no one cares because the whole world hates america
that bein said i live in south florida and its a pretty nice place even though i hate the suburbs- theyre too dam clean and everyones all fake and thinkin they better than everyone else out here
Originally Posted by Lazy B
Originally Posted by Mangudai954
It just the title of it its not that serious
Huh? I didn't mean to get serious.
Marvin Barnes, who played for the Spirit of St. Louis, didn't understand the concept of time zones. He was reluctant to board a flight scheduled to leave Louisville at 8 a.m. and land in St. Louis at 7:59 a.m. because, he explained, "'I ain't goin' on no time machine.'"
Classic...
Originally Posted by FIRST B0RN
Originally Posted by Mangudai954
[size=-1]A man called, furious about a Florida package we did. I asked what was wrong with the vacation in Orlando. He said he was expecting an ocean-view room. I tried to explain that is not possible, since Orlando is in the middle of the state. He replied, "Don't lie to me. I looked on the map and Florida is a very thin state."[/size]
A nice lady just called. She needed to know how it was possible that her flight from Detroit left at 8:20am and got into Chicago at 8:33am. I tried to explain that Michigan was an hour ahead of llinois, but she could not understand the concept of time zones. Finally I told her the plane went very fast, and she bought that!
A businessman called and had a question about the documents he needed in order to fly to China. After a lengthy discussion about passports, I reminded him he needed a visa. "Oh no I don't, I've been to China many times and never had to have one of those." I double checked and sure enough, his stay required a visa. When I told him this he said, "Look, I've been to China four times and every time they have accepted my American Express."
Originally Posted by ripfan816
Originally Posted by Mangudai954
[size=-1]"Don't lie to me. I looked on the map and Florida is a very thin state."[/size]
Originally Posted by dendanskesimon
SOOOOOO TRUEEEE theres this girl in my us history class who makes way stupider comments everyday. but yo back when i used to live in africa u could always see americans from a mile away. its so funny. there always gettin robbed shot and raped and no one cares because the whole world hates america
that bein said i live in south florida and its a pretty nice place even though i hate the suburbs- theyre too dam clean and everyones all fake and thinkin they better than everyone else out here
Originally Posted by nYcHipHopHippo
^word that's what i'm saying...
funny post...but a stupid title for the thread. It makes these narrowminded NTers think this is proof that Americans shouldn't be allowed to travel.
And dude who said it was funny that people were shot, raped, robbed etc. in africa is just mad that he lives in the burbs now and is a social outcast.
A woman called and asked, "Do airlines put your physical description on your bag so they know who's luggage belongs to who?" I said, "No, why do you ask?" She replied, "Well, when I checked in with the airline, they put a tag on my luggage that said FAT, and I'm overweight, is there any connection?" After putting her on hold for a minute while I "looked into it" (I was actually laughing) I came back and explained the city code for Fresno is FAT, and that the airline was just putting a destination tag on her luggage.
Somebody was feeling self-conscious.