Wierd things you do with your girl

[bboy1827]

So that gf thread got me thinking about my ex and the only other girl I could actually date, but can't now because of distance. As I sit here laying underthe blanket my ex made me, I got to thinking of how I treated her compared to other girls since her.

When she stays over, those two are the only girls I've ever allowed to sleep on the right side, so many others have tried but I never seem to becomfortable with them doing that.
I don't mind leaving the crib after 10 to pick them up, or go kick it with them
I never ever not once minded kicking it with their friends
I never shot either of them with anything(long story short, every girl that came to my apt. had to get shot with a bb gun and I've shot every single broadand would shot them again

)
never talk about them to my friends unless I was goign to see thme
never let my friends cap on them

Man...I'm a hella simp

and I know I ain't the only one. 2009girls is hearless, what are some things you do for your girl/ex that you won't do for girls that you were just smashing.

 

[davis]

i don't have a girl.

 

[sloanboy]

Originally Posted by Koopa2410

i don't have a girl.

 

[calvinjohnson]

Wrestle wit em, power bomb and pile drive em
Feed them
Play wit her hair
Massage dey feet-Even when she wore uggs on a warm day and she took em off i did it
Watch her get ready
My HS gets out earlier than her MS so i walk there and then walk her home
We watch Those vh1 shows and laugh at how corny they are
I love what you guys call simping

 

[jawnyquest]

the list is long.. too long

 

[northparkblind]

Originally Posted by CalvinJohnson

Wrestle wit em, power bomb and pile drive em
Feed them
Play wit her hair
Massage dey feet-Even when she wore uggs on a warm day and she took em off i did it
Watch her get ready
My HS gets out earlier than her MS so i walk there and then walk her home
We watch Those vh1 shows and laugh at how corny they are
I love what you guys call simping

your girl is in middle school? pics? but to answer the ?, i dont have a girl.

 

[its icharlesi]

mainly play with her booobs

 

[oh you mad]

I piihb

 

[mytmouse76]

argue about !@%! that has nothing to do with us...

 

[wanksta23]

Originally Posted by northparkblind

Originally Posted by CalvinJohnson

Wrestle wit em, power bomb and pile drive em
Feed them
Play wit her hair
Massage dey feet-Even when she wore uggs on a warm day and she took em off i did it
Watch her get ready
My HS gets out earlier than her MS so i walk there and then walk her home
We watch Those vh1 shows and laugh at how corny they are
I love what you guys call simping

your girl is in middle school? pics? but to answer the ?, i dont have a girl.

 

[dearwinter219]

Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat DAMN NT, what's with all the GF threads today? If I had feelings they'd be open right now

Uh... let's see... we would pick each other's boogers eagerly for starters. I've held my lady in my arms like a baby on a few occasions.That's always

.

 

[NewZ05]

Originally Posted by Hen Lin 32

switch roles.

ayo...



but i tell her to go sleep in her own dam bed when she wants to sleep over

 

[imsojayded]

Originally Posted by Oh YoU MaD

I piihb

 

[elboricua 6]

Golden Shower
Punch her like a dude while having sex
Fart and cover the sheets over her head
Fart in her face
a few more that are just to nasty

 

[mangudai954]

frontin

 

[danikerhino]

I posted a topic like this not too long ago, anyways with the ex we use to:

-Lay on each other lazily in bed for hours in the middle of the day.

-Try to pull off duets together, it actually came out good sometimes.
-Walk around downtown areas and malls pointing out who's checking us out.
-Random staring contests.
-Made hand signals and looks we only know about.
-Wrestle for no reason.

-Play footsie in random areas.

-Crazy ++@ dances dances in clubs and parties.

Good times.

 

[ericberry14]

Originally Posted by elboricua 6

Fart and cover the sheets over her head

i do the same thing... its straight

when they get a whiff of the smell

 

[mister916]

Originally Posted by imsojayded

Originally Posted by Oh YoU MaD

I piihb

 

[dathbgboy]

Originally Posted by CalvinJohnson

Wrestle wit em, power bomb and pile drive em
Feed them
Play wit her hair
Massage dey feet-Even when she wore uggs on a warm day and she took em off i did it
Watch her get ready
My HS gets out earlier than her MS so i walk there and then walk her home
We watch Those vh1 shows and laugh at how corny they are
I love what you guys call simping

That's takes some grande gonads sir

But I give my girl pedicures I'm talkin nails clipped, filed, and 2 coats of the clear stuff.
Grease her scalp
Rub her feet when she been on em all day
Wash her back
Trim her box

All I can think of now
But we been down for 8yrs, I dare one of yall to call me a simp

 

[AL Andretti]

Originally Posted by jawnyquest

the list is long.. too long

 

[pip777]

Originally Posted by DaNiKeRhiNo

-Random staring contests.
-Made hand signals and looks we only know about.
-Wrestle for no reason.

Plus I tickle her all the time. I love to hear her giggle.

 

[grizzlyboy]

Originally Posted by pip777

Originally Posted by DaNiKeRhiNo

-Random staring contests.
-Made hand signals and looks we only know about.
-Wrestle for no reason.

Plus I tickle her all the time. I love to hear her giggle.

Me and my girl tickle fight too....Come home baby. (She went to her fams for a graduation)
I massage her scalp. She loves that.

 

[timelessflight]

Originally Posted by Koopa2410

i don't have a girl.

 

[blacklion23]

We shoot birds at each other in place of saying I love you sometimes!

 

[trapmuzik617]

i dont have a girl at the moment... but me and my ex

-used to pop each others pimples
-She used to pick the ingrown hairs outta my chin
-pick each others noses
-give each other dutch ovens

just nasty