Wierd things you do with your girl

[shadydatguy]

Originally Posted by trapmuzik617

i dont have a girl at the moment... but me and my ex

-used to pop each others pimples
-She used to pick the ingrown hairs outta my chin
-pick each others noses
-give each other dutch ovens

just nasty

 

[frankdolla]

Originally Posted by bboy1827


I never shot either of them with anything(long story short, every girl that came to my apt. had to get shot with a bb gun and I've shot every single broad and would shot them again

)

Bro, U wanna go A lil more into detail about this?

 

[yosoytupapa]

I marreid her

 

[Nouss]

Originally Posted by blacklion23

We shoot birds at each other in place of saying I love you sometimes!

give each other dutch ovens
Que?

i don't have a girl.

 

[bboy1827]

Originally Posted by FrankDolla

Originally Posted by bboy1827


I never shot either of them with anything(long story short, every girl that came to my apt. had to get shot with a bb gun and I've shot every single broad and would shot them again

)

Bro, U wanna go A lil more into detail about this?

Last year me and my roommates bought a bunch of bb guns and would have wars. We would shot all the random skeezers that came over, because thatjoint was mad funny how girls reacted. Lol and given the chance I would shot them again. But I never allowed anyone to shot my girl, becase thats not cool lol.

 

[calvinjohnson]

Originally Posted by Dathbgboy

Originally Posted by CalvinJohnson

Wrestle wit em, power bomb and pile drive em
Feed them
Play wit her hair
Massage dey feet-Even when she wore uggs on a warm day and she took em off i did it
Watch her get ready
My HS gets out earlier than her MS so i walk there and then walk her home
We watch Those vh1 shows and laugh at how corny they are
I love what you guys call simping

That's takes some grande gonads sir

But I give my girl pedicures I'm talkin nails clipped, filed, and 2 coats of the clear stuff.
Grease her scalp
Rub her feet when she been on em all day
Wash her back
Trim her box

All I can think of now
But we been down for 8yrs, I dare one of yall to call me a simp

I dont mind, i enjoy it actually
the whole doin her nails thing is too much for me

ur 8yrs married tho so maybe thats it

 

[nyzmagician]

Originally Posted by CalvinJohnson


Watch her get ready
My HS gets out earlier than her MS so i walk there and then walk her home

How old are you?

 

[mister916]

Originally Posted by trapmuzik617

-give each other dutch ovens

 

[awwsome]

Meet up at parties in her town and just go have sex in the car
Fight
Bite each other
Swag Surf @ random moments
Say the oddest $%#%
Burst into song at random
Have sex in other people's bed's, bathrooms, cars etc
Make up names for our genitals
Make up names for our sexual positions
Front like we both don't wanna give each other the oral

She brings out the simp in me, i love that chick

 

[lurkin2long]

have a huge fight that leads into sex.

 

[Gill Baka Esq. LLC.]

ahh my boy lurkin got that one in before I could. But seriously sometimes when I get bored and she says something that I could either just let it pass becauseshe's ignorant or confront her about it (nothing major btw) I choose to take the low road and add some fuel to that fire and get her all riled up and italways ends in her saying something sweet to me when we make up and sex. You gotta know what fights to pick though.

 

[t11time]

LMAO at PIIHB
egchk-Pusha

 

[duckdafraft]

lick her face on purpose when she thinks Im going to kiss her

 

[calvinjohnson]

Originally Posted by Hen Lin 32

Timeout. The Hater Boxden with a quick strike...

What?

 

[daking301]

wrestle naked

 

[dearwinter219]

Originally Posted by apassionforshoes23

Lick each other's eyeballs

been there...

 

[ricekrispies420]

take bath for her - scrub her body

and wash her hair in the shower..

 

[mytmouse76]

we bite each other all the time...we can be goin up the escalator and i'll just bite the %!%@ out of his arm...or he'll bite my tongue if i stick itout when he tries to kiss me...

 

[im cool c]

i got a girl.

but god damn the amount of simpin' going on in this thread..

 

[khadafi252]

not too strange but my wife and i go to clubs, bars, and strip clubs together. if i went w/ out her, then it'd feel strange and out-of-place. i guessthat's what happens when you get married and old (we're in our 20's but you know how your friends do that hating thing once you get married). butthen again, she is my best friend so ya know...

 

[retr0sxual]

Originally Posted by DearWinter219

Uh... let's see... we would pick each other's boogers eagerly for starters.

Now that is true love.

No sarcasm.

 

[sir rob a lot]

Originally Posted by YoSoyTuPapa

I marreid her

 

[rocsole]

Originally Posted by apassionforshoes23

Lick each other's eyeballs

That is weird. haha.

 

[uncalled4boy]

I Treat All Seven Of Them The Same As Long As They Bringin Back That Money

Pat On The Butt Say Good Job And Keep Up The Good Work

 

[trapmuzik617]

Just thought of more thing by readin a couple more responses

-Used to lick her face... like on some Rick James steez... then she started doin the same
-I used to try and lick her eyeballs... and the inside of her nose

-She used to always try and pull the hair out my legs and arms for no reason
-I used to lick her belly button
-She used to suck on my chin

got damn i miss her