Wiping the butt vol. do you stand or sit?

[jamie dimon]

Serious question.

I always stand to wipe but it seems like everyone else in the office wipes sitting down.

Am I alone in standing?

 

[stillin729]

Am I alone?

probably

 

[illwill8710]

I stand up,

buss it wide open,

look back at it,

and wipe

 

[chrisphreezy]

when u stand up that junt smush on your cheeks bruh u nasty

 

[fontaine]

I stand up,

buss it wide open,

look back at it,

and wipe

that

 

[RIP sleazyy]

I stand up,

buss it wide open,

look back at it,

and wipe

:x

 

[bamez]

I don't wipe.  I just tell my dog, "dinner time."  Then enjoy the free entertainment.

 

[tr1ll]

You know, Ive been meaning to make this thread because I was wondering how the hell would someone get doo doo on their fingers whippin?

Team stand up.

 

[Barbados Slim]

I can't believe you asked your co-works if they stand to wipe 

 

[omariwestafari]

i stand and bend over

 

[Based Jesus]

Who wipes?

 

[mrnappy]

I stand up,

buss it wide open,

look back at it,

and wipe

 

[jamie dimon]

I can't believe you asked your co-works if they stand to wipe 

I didn't
The stalls are next to each other so when ppl finish before me, I can hear them

Toilets are automatic so if you stand to wipe, it will flush before you're done wiping

 

[carver]

Wait. People sit down and wipe their *** :x

 

[SC kid]

Wait. ...u stand straight up to wipe yo a op?

 

[oidreez]

im just here for the lulz but how can you even wipe sitting down?

 

[lovehateself]

i dont #2 at work, ever...

but how you gonna wipe front to back sitting down? 

seems like an unnecessary struggle

ib4, i use a bidet and air dry

 

[nawghtyhare]

Stand
And I use wet wipes
I prefer Huggies brand
Though pampers brand is pretty good as well

 

[bawsesauce]

#Teamsitandwipe checking in

 

[SC kid]

Mind is blown at dudes standing at attention to wipe loool

 

[jaypesoz]

View media item 1364807

 

[RIP sleazyy]

Stand
And I use wet wipes
I prefer Huggies brand
Though pampers brand is pretty good as well

Think Ima switch back.

Cottonelle flushables too damn thick.

 

[rawex5]

I use my son's old super soaker I bought for him when he was younger.

 

[stillin729]

I use my son's old super soaker I bought for him when he was younger.

has it ever accidently entered?

 

[tr1ll]

#Teamsitandwipe checking in

#Teamdirtysack