Wiping the butt vol. do you stand or sit?

[blastercombo]

Honestly I time my poops with my showers. If I poop a bath is on the way

 

[bostoiah]

just lean forward and wipe. **** don't drip down when y'all stand?

 

[nazdrowie]

you get cleaner wipes if you are able to prop your legs up to emulate a squat...

 

[bamez]

 

[jayzz]

I stand up,

buss it wide open,

look back at it,

and wipe

WHAT?

 

[frank mucus]

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That avy to post ratio

 

[dh1water]

Mind is blown at dudes standing at attention to wipe loool

That's wild cause my mind is blown on how dudes wipe while sitting...srs

How the hell can you possibly wipe thoroughly while sitting?  

 

[tr1ll]

just lean forward and wipe. **** don't drip down when y'all stand?

Your **** drips?

 

[dman14]

sitting can kill ya!

 

[iYen]

 

[tr1ll]

From the sitting will kill you thread

In his 1966 book The Bathroom, which is still considered the bible of bathroomology, Cornell professor Alexander Kira called the modern, sit-down toilet “the most ill-suited fixture ever designed.” Kira believed—and subsequent studies have confirmed—that toilets work against our bodies by forcing us into unnatural angles when we sit down to defecate.

The solution to hunched-over posture, Kira wrote, is squatting—a more natural position that opens the anal sphincter, moves the body’s plumbing into proper alignment, and allows us to evacuate more freely. A 2003 study published in Digestive Diseases and Sciences found that squatters took an average of 51 seconds to move their bowels, as opposed to 130 seconds for those sitting on a standard high toilet. A more recent study by a group of Japanese researchers found that “the greater the hip flexion achieved by squatting, the straighter the rectoanal canal will be, and accordingly, less strain will be required for defecation.” Our caveman ancestors, in other words, had it right.

 

[dtb00201]

you get cleaner wipes if you are able to prop your legs up to emulate a squat...

I actually own one of these

 

[mdwst9]

i sits n use wipes

 

[SC kid]

That's wild cause my mind is blown on how dudes wipe while sitting...srs

How the hell can you possibly wipe thoroughly while sitting?  

No hate but u must b fat as hell or had yo mom or stepdad wash yo *** until you was 12.

Its all good doe.

 

[HEATHEN]

No hate but u must b fat as hell or had yo mom or stepdad wash yo *** until you was 12.

Its all good doe.

this ***** said stepdad,


****** getting flagrant in here.

 

[mr marcus]

Dudes wiping they *** in the lisa Ann position

 

[captainsneakerhead23]

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[just nikes]

Stand and wipe here. at asking if it drips. What kind of gross ***** you taking

 

[SC kid]

They better have multiple urinals at da summit.

All im sayin.

No daps.

Straight headnods

I got no beef wit u stand up guys.

 

[Chopper]

No hate but u must b fat as hell or had yo mom or stepdad wash yo *** until you was 12.

Its all good doe.

this ***** said stepdad,

****** getting flagrant in here.

 

 

[ksteezy]

I'm mindblown YA dudes wipe standing up, how is that possible!?...my *** too hairy, I go through half a roll in one sitting

 

[dh1water]

No hate but u must b fat as hell or had yo mom or stepdad wash yo *** until you was 12.

Its all good doe.

No hate but you're **** must be small as hell if you can adequately clean yourself after taking a **** by reaching your arm up under the toilet seat while sitting.  And my stepdad would be your step grandfather. 

It's all good doe. 

 

[blastercombo]

I'm mindblown YA dudes wipe standing up, how is that possible!?...my *** too hairy, I go through half a roll in one sitting

#nobooty
#longbacks

 

[RIP sleazyy]

Foxx

Shouldas, chess, pans, shoes

 

[carver]

Stand and wipe here. at asking if it drips. What kind of gross ***** you taking

He peeing out his ***