JR: "Well folks, as you may know, last week the COO GotHolesInMySocks cancelled NTXT due to, what he claims, the underwhelming competition for the young man
that has been creating an ever so increasing buzz for himself since the NTXT auditions were announced. brasilianmami.
Well I've actually been told, by some of the officials, the REAL reason behind GHIMS' haste-like decision.
Apparently, our COO had brasilianmami being pegged as the "next big thing" in NTWE even before NTXT's inception.
GHIMS, though had been becoming increasingly concerned with brasilian's bizarre infatuation with NTWE Diva hopeful, Kaitlyn.
Week after week, brasilianmami would reference Kaitlyn as his snuggle bunny, vanilla milkshake?, ect. all of which came to a head last week, when the two were caught together at the NTXT Audition Ceremony.
Let's take a look."
"It seems as though GHIMS' rushed the decision to move brasilianmami on the roster to help keep his focus for his inevitable NTWE debut."
*music hits*
I AM PERFECTIIIIIIOOOOOOONNN. i am perfection! I AM PERFECTIIOOOONNNN.
JR: "well speaking of debuts."
First off, allow me to properly introduce myself. Hi.... I'm brasilian. mami.
No, not gender refrence. Gender preference. So you forever alone clones in the audience can pull you pants
back up and deactivate your beast-mode.
brasilianmami, you're asking? It's homage, to my flawless dime-piece, plus an extra dime, of a girlfriend. My girlfriend, I know some of you losers are thinking, " My Girlfriend. that statement sounds familiar to me".
Start with
My, flip
Girl and
Friend put
"that is a" in between them.
That's probably the statement you low life ingrates are use to saying.
They say no one is perfect, so she is as close to perfection is it gets. I am the exception. Thus my name, reminding everyone of how superior she is, who is only as perfect as her man. Pay attention drones. Man.
Speaking of my girlfriend... Babe, if you are watching this... that wasn't me in that video........
That was me and a bombshell with a tight *@#, that works out 8 out of 7 days a week.
and you've been slacking on going to the gym. Step it up.
While everyone talks about the intrigue, or lack there of, of the NTSeries, MY (and I can't believe I'm saying this)... MY debut to the NTWE roster has been pushed to the side like an after thought, similar to toine2983's entier career.
There is no reason why my talents, my gif executions, my techniques, and my CHARISMA should be poorly masked, and no I don't mean masked like that sorry excuse of a doppleganger GotHolesInMyShoes,
poorly. masked. by some ego-tistical tournament for bragging rights.
I, unlike some of you low-level rejects, don't need a "stacked team" to help get me a win instead of showcase my talent, or in half the rosters' case... lack there of talent.
Even with a team i would still out class and out shine any man, and I use the term man very loosely, in that ring.
So starting now, until i get the attention and respect I deserve, I am going to lay waste to any man that even looks at me the wrong way and leave him lying on his back... realizing why I Am Perfection.
Now Quote. THAT.
*picks mic back up*
Oh and theDEEK, I realize that you have some sort of sick fetish with me, seeing as you name drop me in every other promo. Well get this, kid. You're no 4Wresting and I am not one of your furry friends. So cut it out.
I mean, if you're so intrigued by my presence, why don't you pay attention to my debut match as I leave my opponent lying on his back.
On his back, a position that you have never had a woman, or even your opponent for that fact in.
Take some notes and maybe, just maybe you can persuade one of the highly uninterested divas in the back to emulate that position before you die a miserable virgin death.
