Yo real life, can you burp?

[23kidd]

...Or atleast make yourself burp?

Met someone today who couldn't burp, never burped in their life. Only way to relieve that pressure in their stomach is to make themselves throw up.


My mind is blown right now..i thought burping was like a built in thing for all humans or something like that.

 

[Bad Moon Rison]

You sure I don't believe that a person has never burped in their life ?

 

[23kidd]

You sure I don't believe that a person has never burped in their life ?

dude swore on his kids life man. Also that's why I'm on here tryna gather all the facts, B

 

[2oh6ridah]

I can burp in real life.

 

[you go boy]

i burp all the time at work but i dont open my mouth when burping... i know my coworkers get annoyed since we in a open work space but i dont care

 

[ROYGBiV]

Can they fart?

 

[airthompson]

I doubt he's never burped. You have to burp when you're a baby.

 

[wavy daddy]

You prolly heard wrong. Shoulda turned your hearing aids up.

 

[Comparison Ford]

I very rarely burp.  I don't know how to make myself do it.  When it happens I have no control over it.  

I can fart like no one's business though.

 

[Master Zik]

You met an alien OP.

 

[Ox.]

a pretty girl with a good burp is like a cute smile to me.

 

[dipsetgeneral]

I can't force myself to burp.

 

[MetalMario]

I can burp on command.

 

[Hunnynutcheerios]

i burp pretty loud and disgustingly for a girl...no shame 

 

[John Wick]

i burp pretty loud and disgustingly for a girl...no shame 

:x

Spoiler: Warning: Spoiler!

JK

 

[kevenmayne]

I hate when people burp. I think it's on par with farting, but this just me of course. Maybe I just care more about manners..
I don't see how anyone could find it acceptable to do these things around people

 

[RyGuy45]

I believe him. Growing up I never could burp. It was a running joke with my friends and even slamming sodas and trying I never could - not even once. 20 years or so later one day I woke up and was able to and now do all the time. Weird.

 

[beh235]

This is a joke, right?

 

[akajae]

I hate when people burp. I think it's on par with farting, but this just me of course. Maybe I just care more about manners..
I don't see how anyone could find it acceptable to do these things around people

same.

I got a friend who burps all the time. Like those burps you can enter a contest and probably win burps.

Irks the hell outta me