You THOUGHT your life was terrible until you've seen THIS! :ROLLIN

[ralphsody]

Originally Posted by Cragmatic

Today, my girlfriend dumped me proclaiming she wanted someone more like her "Edward". I asked her who Edward was. She held up a copy her "Twilight" book. She was talking about a fictional vampire. FML

The way girls obsess over this book I can see this actually happening

SmH...girls need to get back to reality..

 

[joshhassolex]

did you hear?
the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor

 

[akf0dy7]

Originally Posted by JP310

FYL

QFT.

 

[ralphsody]

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I couldpull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "Be my baby's daddy!" I couldn't get out in time.FML
this website doesnt get old..

 

[coolnificent]

Originally Posted by Dr Spaceman

I just talked to him the other day

I bet Brutus had something to do with this

 

[jpthe3]

Originally Posted by COOLnificent

Originally Posted by Dr Spaceman

I just talked to him the other day

I bet Brutus had something to do with this

What? I dont get it though this was like in 800 ce there is now way you can talk to him unless you payed a trill to get a time machine..

 

[DeadsetAce]

 

[kicks off]

 

[rash]

hwhack barack!

 

[drsfinest72]

 

[39478]

Today, my guy friend and I were in his dorm room watching a movie when he started kissing me. Things heated up so we moved things over to his bed. He was on me when a hand shoots down from his top bunk. His roommate had been up there the whole time and he wanted a high-five. So they high-fived. FML

#125499 (170) - 02/24/2009 at 6:32pm by Menareidiots - sex - I agree, your life is f***ed (3443 - you deserved that one (7745)

 

[ape]

Originally Posted by JPTHE3

Originally Posted by COOLnificent

Originally Posted by Dr Spaceman

I just talked to him the other day

I bet Brutus had something to do with this

What? I dont get it though this was like in 800 ce there is now way you can talk to him unless you payed a trill to get a time machine..

a TRILLION you say?

 

[jthagreat]

Originally Posted by ralphsody

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "Be my baby's daddy!" I couldn't get out in time. FML
this website doesnt get old..

 

[ryda421]

 

[primavera vills]

Not even to say you're late or nothin' fam, but you gotta understand this thread comes up on NT mad often. Even if you're not on NT everyday,we're just tryin' to let you know in the good ol' humorous fashion, nothin' personal.






But you are late.....no funny business.

 

[mycoldyourdone]

Originally Posted by jordanhead7792

Today, I went over to my uncle's house for dinner and my stomache hurt really bad. I noticed there were two toilets and sat in the prettier one and proceeded to take a huge dump. Turns out I chose the brand new toilet that wasn't connected to anything yet. FML

ahhahahahahahhaha

 

[face82]

 

[black entourage inc]

YOU THOUGHT your life was terrible til you posted this thread for the 8328439482384.345th time.

 

[onlysomejordans]

This daft fellow thinks the Earth isn't flat. What a fool.

 

[los benjaminz]

Today, I was the only one in an elevator when an attractive girl came in, talking on her phone. She told her friend, "I have to go, there's a cute guyon this elevator." Before I could even react, she turned to me and said, "Sorry for lying, I really wanted to get off the phone with her." FML

lmao

 

[forgot about jae]

Originally Posted by Face82

every time

 

[ajwings23]

yall some funny peeps

 

[dcstylez]

Sorry I'm not on here everyday.

 

[snake201]

 

[c money 88 05]

Originally Posted by Snake201

james bond got a game?
%%$+, when that come out?


copped