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[storm2006]

Wavy Bell was sitting right next to her while she extorting you over the text, looking at your messages like...

More like Wavy Stanfield. This man went from “a nice gift” to full-on financial support in a few weeks. Bro was basically like

 

[Based Jesus]

"Providing support", the unmitigated audacity of some women
I didn't tell you to get pregnant with a baby that's not mine
She better hope Russell Wilson got a twin brother

 

[lawdog1]

Regular escorts are funny though, man. I was in Seattle (shoutout elpablo21 ) for work a few years ago and went to the W for dinner after work. I was at the bar, minding my own business and a young white yamb sits next to me and just starts talking. We hit it off, even share our meals (which I ended up expensing) and afterwards she offers to drive me back to my hotel.

In retrospect, I have no idea why I didn’t pickup on the fact that she was at a nice hotel bar on a got damb weeknight while living in the area but I’m a little turnt so I’m doing the Birdman hand rub in my head. Valet pulls up in a new model Benz truck, we get in and it reeks of weed so I’m thinking she’s just a rich party girl who is trying to get it in. We get to my hotel, talk a little bit out front and I tell her that the garage was around the corner. She hit me with “That’ll be $450” My literal reaction was

Because I opted out, I felt it wasn’t a bad story, if anything it was enduring and made me strong-willed for saying no during a month long business trip without my girl. Right after I got back I broke out this story during a dinner party with my girl and HER friends for the first time and the room man....

Having to spend a night explaining why an escort came onto you, why you got into her car and convince your girl that you didn’t accept her proposition <<<<<<

Here’s my follow up question: does this story have an entirely different ending if the escort said “that will be $250”?

 

[nick.]

 

[amitt5504]

Man it's time to cut that one off. Start looking for your excuse. She can't be that fine.

She solid. EYE just wouldn’t do what storm2006 tryna sign up for

 

[elpablo21]

 

[atlsfinest]

 

[storm2006]

Here’s my follow up question: does this story have an entirely different ending if the escort said “that will be $250”?

In all seriousness $250 is extremely palatable, particularly in this scenario. What I don’t really understand about the escort game is they’ll charge you like $1K+ for a dinner date. Also that they ask for references. Like bruh, I’m not applying for a job, I’m just trying to smash.

 

[Based Jesus]

She solid. EYE just wouldn’t do what storm2006 tryna sign up for

You know her too? Does she just have a thing for NTers?

What I don’t really understand about the escort game is they’ll charge you like $1K+ for a dinner date. Also that they ask for references. Like bruh, I’m not applying for a job, I’m just trying to smash.

You that experienced with escorts?

 

[storm2006]

It might be recency bias but are the standings always this fluid? 4-10 in the East are separated by a game It also feels like just yesterday I was inquiring about the Hawks being a 4/5 and they’re now 11th

West definitely seems tiered. 1, 2-4, 5-8 then 9-11 (You could argue 12 if you believe in OKC).

 

[amitt5504]

You know her too? Does she just have a thing for NTers?

You that experienced with escorts?

IG was provided when storm2006 shared the story initially via PM

 

[storm2006]

You that experienced with escorts?

Not at all I just felt like I remembered her having a page on one of THOSE sites so I went to look it up right now and I was clicking through potential profiles and saw **** like that. They’re probably charging dudes to go on walks during COVID

 

[antidope]

Mans told his girl he had dinner and shared food with a stranger. Swapping plate back wash and all that.

Bold strategy.

 

[lawdog1]

Mans told his girl he had dinner and shared food with a stranger. Swapping plate back wash and all that.

Bold strategy.

Man really thought he was going to get, “awwww, honey, I’m so proud of your for the restraint and loyalty you showed me after she said she was going to charge you for the sex”.

 

[storm2006]

Mans told his girl he had dinner and shared food with a stranger. Swapping plate back wash and all that.

Bold strategy.

This raises an important and serious question - do you share food on first or casual dates? Or is that only reserved for your official girlfriend?

 

[amitt5504]

This raises an important and serious question - do you share food on first or casual dates? Or is that only reserved for your official girlfriend?

Depends on the definition of sharing. Like we sharing an appetizer or sticking her fork on my plate talking about she wants to taste? Lol

 

[T0INE]

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She be in the gym now (among other enhancements) ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

[lawdog1]

This raises an important and serious question - do you share food on first or casual dates? Or is that only reserved for your official girlfriend?

Depends on the girl/date.

 

[T0INE]

Between continue to mess with Stringer Wavy's BM, telling his girl he had a date with an escort but didn't "close the deal" and his undying devotion to Taylor Swift storm2006 a wild boy.

 

[antidope]

First date? We are sharing NOTHING. I don't know you man....

 

[elpablo21]

antidope wild'n in these internet streets

 

[MVP]

Between continue to mess with Stringer Wavy's BM, telling his girl he had a date with an escort but didn't "close the deal" and his undying devotion to Taylor Swift storm2006 a wild boy.

I think the term you're looking for is 'simp'

 

[antidope]

Black Thought is 99% gas though for real. He's in that " I have to say I like him so people think I am intelligent " crowd.

 

[HIM]

Wait, i’m supposed to believe storm2006 didn’t cashapp the $450 ?

 

[Based Jesus]

First date? We are sharing NOTHING. I don't know you man....

Not even body fluids?