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RustyShackleford said:
Wavy Bell was sitting right next to her while she extorting you over the text, looking at your messages like...
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More like Wavy Stanfield. This man went from “a nice gift” to full-on financial support in a few weeks. Bro was basically like
 
storm2006 said:
Regular escorts are funny though, man. I was in Seattle (shoutout elpablo21 elpablo21 ) for work a few years ago and went to the W for dinner after work. I was at the bar, minding my own business and a young white yamb sits next to me and just starts talking. We hit it off, even share our meals (which I ended up expensing) and afterwards she offers to drive me back to my hotel.

In retrospect, I have no idea why I didn’t pickup on the fact that she was at a nice hotel bar on a got damb weeknight while living in the area but I’m a little turnt so I’m doing the Birdman hand rub in my head. Valet pulls up in a new model Benz truck, we get in and it reeks of weed so I’m thinking she’s just a rich party girl who is trying to get it in. We get to my hotel, talk a little bit out front and I tell her that the garage was around the corner. She hit me with “That’ll be $450” :wow: My literal reaction was
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Because I opted out, I felt it wasn’t a bad story, if anything it was enduring and made me strong-willed for saying no during a month long business trip without my girl. Right after I got back I broke out this story during a dinner party with my girl and HER friends for the first time and the room man....
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Having to spend a night explaining why an escort came onto you, why you got into her car and convince your girl that you didn’t accept her proposition <<<<<<
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Here’s my follow up question: does this story have an entirely different ending if the escort said “that will be $250”?
 
lawdog1 said:
Here’s my follow up question: does this story have an entirely different ending if the escort said “that will be $250”?
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In all seriousness $250 is extremely palatable, particularly in this scenario. What I don’t really understand about the escort game is they’ll charge you like $1K+ for a dinner date. Also that they ask for references. Like bruh, I’m not applying for a job, I’m just trying to smash. :lol:
 
amitt5504 said:
She solid. EYE just wouldn’t do what storm2006 storm2006 tryna sign up for :lol:
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You know her too? Does she just have a thing for NTers? :lol:
storm2006 said:
What I don’t really understand about the escort game is they’ll charge you like $1K+ for a dinner date. Also that they ask for references. Like bruh, I’m not applying for a job, I’m just trying to smash. :lol:
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You that experienced with escorts? :emoji_eyes:
 
It might be recency bias but are the standings always this fluid? 4-10 in the East are separated by a game :wow: It also feels like just yesterday I was inquiring about the Hawks being a 4/5 and they’re now 11th :lol:

West definitely seems tiered. 1, 2-4, 5-8 then 9-11 (You could argue 12 if you believe in OKC).
 
Based Jesus said:
You that experienced with escorts? :emoji_eyes:
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Not at all :lol: I just felt like I remembered her having a page on one of THOSE sites so I went to look it up right now and I was clicking through potential profiles and saw **** like that. They’re probably charging dudes to go on walks during COVID :lol:
 
antidope said:
Mans told his girl he had dinner and shared food with a stranger. Swapping plate back wash and all that.

Bold strategy.
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This raises an important and serious question - do you share food on first or casual dates? Or is that only reserved for your official girlfriend?
 
storm2006 said:
This raises an important and serious question - do you share food on first or casual dates? Or is that only reserved for your official girlfriend?
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Depends on the definition of sharing. Like we sharing an appetizer or sticking her fork on my plate talking about she wants to taste? Lol
 
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