💒 Married At First Sight 👰: S17 Denver 10/18/23 PREMIERE! HERE WE GO AGAIN!

How poorly will the "experts" do by the end of decision day?

  • 0/5 - Truly the worst match making season ever!

    Votes: 5 35.7%
  • 1/5 - Worse than usual but not a surprise

    Votes: 6 42.9%
  • 2/5 - Just about right (not counting divorces after decision day)

    Votes: 3 21.4%
  • 3/5 - The best they've done in years!

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • 4/5 - Like Curry from 3, start of a couple matching streak?

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • 5/5! - Unbelievable! Inconceivable! Real life?! Are they being paid to stay married now? Reunion tho

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Total voters
    14
This ***** Chris…..out here putting on a show
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Briana started off spicy. Saying **** I never heard :lol:

You aint gonna change me. I dont want anybody to control me. I ain't gonna follow the way someone else wants me to be.

:rollin @ Chris showing up to the couples meet up after decision day. Hope he got hands for Erik again.
 
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Chris manipulation is HOF level. Bruh always gotta make himself the victim. Then Paige there looking dumb and undecided. But she smartened up at the end but u know that **** ain’t gonna last. U see how she was cheesing at Chris during the couple meet up. He definitely smashed afterwards.

Virginia telling Paige how strong she was and all the inspirational ****. I just laughed. Paige weak.

Briana looked good as hell during the decision.

Jake was over the experiment during the couple meet up :lol:

But Matt got the GOAT couple meet up. Dude walked in...sensed the energy and bounced :pimp:
 
Chris "Money" Jordan showed us what greatness is all about. Shedding true tears of joy. Dude said she has an ugly face aka his Shoulder Shrug Game. Blamed the experts for pairing him up with Paige aka his change hands layup. Said Paige is what he needs in his life aka him winning the slam dunk contest. Almost pulled Paige back from the brink aka game 6 buzzer beater against Utah. AMAZING
 
Yoooo kept seeing this thread pop up the past 48 hours and knew the finale was lit! This man Chris kept Cal and them in there for six hours which made them come back the next morning and change back into the same clothes to finish up :rofl: :rofl:He not only hijacked the night but he did the same with the finale. It was a snoozefest if not for his antics

Finale went exactly as I expected. They tried to throw some excitement in there with editing the second-to-last episode but you could see past it.

Based on the preview, all my wishes for the reunion are going to come true.

An aside but even if I didn't know anything about Ryan, his aesthetic alone pisses me off. The fit with the obnoxiously large bowtie then showing up to the reunion with that alt right stache and top hat :sick: :smh:
 
Ryan’s little head with those ears and that gigantic bow tie had me so weak. I hate his face and that hair so much. :rofl:
I swear I thought people used the term "punchable face" in jest or for emphasis until I came across this dude Ryan. The way he speaks with all the "Um"s, "for sure"s and so many words but saying so little is annoying too. I swear this man gives 45-60 second responses and you end up knowing less than you did before the question was asked.
 
I swear I thought people used the term "punchable face" in jest or for emphasis until I came across this dude Ryan. The way he speaks with all the "Um"s, "for sure"s and so many words but saying so little is annoying too. I swear this man gives 45-60 second responses and you end up knowing less than you did before the question was asked.

It's so punchable lmao
 
I swear I thought people used the term "punchable face" in jest or for emphasis until I came across this dude Ryan. The way he speaks with all the "Um"s, "for sure"s and so many words but saying so little is annoying too. I swear this man gives 45-60 second responses and you end up knowing less than you did before the question was asked.
for sure.
 
I just got around to watching decision day. It ended up going about how I expected. I don't think that Erik and Virginia should stay together but I can see them lasting for a long time. They'll just be those parents that argue constantly but stick together for a long time. They seem like a type of couple to get divorced after their kids go off to college.

I knew this clown Chris would try to weasel his way back into a relationship with Paige. I'm just disappointed that she couldn't see this coming a mile away. Why even pretend to entertain that clown?

They're having a quick turnaround as well, the next season of Mary the first sight starts in 2 months
 
I need confirmation that Paige and "Subway" Chris went to couples counseling to try and reconcile after D-Day, if so he's a MAFS Hall of
 
Chris did say he is not in a place to reconcile any friendship

:lol @ Frazier trying to mediate this from afar.
 
Reunion provided the shenanigans as expected.. When Paige was standing between Chris and the Pastor :nerd::evil:
 
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