💒 Married At First Sight 👰: S17 Denver 10/18/23 PREMIERE! HERE WE GO AGAIN!

How poorly will the "experts" do by the end of decision day?

  • 0/5 - Truly the worst match making season ever!

    Votes: 5 35.7%
  • 1/5 - Worse than usual but not a surprise

    Votes: 6 42.9%
  • 2/5 - Just about right (not counting divorces after decision day)

    Votes: 3 21.4%
  • 3/5 - The best they've done in years!

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • 4/5 - Like Curry from 3, start of a couple matching streak?

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • 5/5! - Unbelievable! Inconceivable! Real life?! Are they being paid to stay married now? Reunion tho

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Total voters
    14
Also I ffwd thru the “Unmatchables” joint, it’s not serious at all ...Like a weird update of the classic show Hell Date :lol: :smh:

Unmatchables was okay. I gave the first episode of shot but I don't think I'll keep watching. I know that girl Ashli though, have some mutual friends and Ive hung out with her. Didn't know she liked the fart like that. đŸ€ą

The highlight of the show was pastor Cal at the barber shop. What exactly are they cutting, my guy? 😂

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I like how they completely took Paige and Chris out of it. I wonder if they're still getting paid seeing as they only lasted for about half the season.

Vinny is a funny dude. Seems like a good, genuine guy who cares about his wife but when he doesn't want to do something, he really gets in a mood about it. Definitely not the type of guy to try new things or put himself out there. I think his relationship with Brianna is solid though.

Jacob and Haley are hilarious because they're in that stage of a relationship where they hate each other and they're just taking passive aggressive jabs at one another. Jacob just took his steak and left in the middle of the night. It's really like that, my guy? Can't even tell anyone you're leaving?

I think that Ryan and Clara will make it. You can tell by the way they interact with one another. Still playful and affectionate. He still has his goofy hang ups about sex but I do think he cares about Clara and wants to be a good husband.

MAGA Erik definitely seems like the type of guy who would beat his wife if the cameras weren't there. He keeps talking down to her and tries to talk under his breath. Definitely the type of machismo dude who cares about his image and doesn't want to look bad on TV. I used to think that they would make it but I don't think so anymore.
 
I’m ready for this season to be over.
Erik saying he didn’t like whatever VA said on camera was kinda scary cuz it makes everyone wonder what’s happening off camera or when the show is over. VA and the cat thing was so dumb. She really expects some man to possibly take allergy medication the rest of his life so her cats can sleep in his bed? FOH She’s still not sure if they’re gonna last so she’s holding onto her place as her out.

Vinny seems like a good guy but he has to relax. That **** is annoying to watch on tv. Luckily him and Bri have a good foundation and I think it’s something he can overcome eventually.

I wish Hailey and Jake would make an agreement off camera to say divorce on d day and be civil on camera the rest of the show lol I can’t stand a couple that argues like that in front of other ppl making everyone else uncomfortable. Jake isn’t even wrong to dislike Hailey cuz she’s been kind of a mean girl towards him but instead of falling back he pokes at her cuz she her his feelings not liking him so he’s gonna try to hurt hers or something. He’s too old to not pick up on a woman not liking him and just leaving it alone. I don’tknow why Hailey cares he left early. They just argues the night before and they didn’t even ride up together so whatever.
 
I don’t think we ever talked about this but when the hell was this filmed? No one ever seems to be wearing masks and there haven’t been many COVID mentions when it was a whole thing in the NOLA season. Seems like it’s summer 2020 based on VA’s lease ending in January and her saying Erik has 4 months to rent out his place. However, Erik is a pilot and Clara is a flight attendant so work should have been slow at that time. Weird.

Anyway, onto last nights epi...

Haley and Jacob should be kicked off the show at this point. They are trying to more to out-petty each other way more than make the relationship work. It’s even worse that Haley is spinning this into her being the victim :sick: :smh: She definitely can’t beat Jacob’s pettiness doe. Can’t wait to see what he says on Decision Day :nerd:

Glad Vinny rode the horse because It’s really not that bad. To be honest, I think he was largely upset because he didn’t have input. Ultimately his lack of adventure could be a dealbreaker. **** also took a quick turn with that convo about her moving into his place on the last day. I’m not so optimistic about them tbh.

Virginia and Erik are toxic and it literally started on the car ride. As soon as you say “We won’t be fighting because of me”, you are 100% going to start a fight :lol I somewhat understand his point-of-view that he defends by saying they’re married but bruh you met less than two months ago. RELAX. They’re having long-term relationship type fights. VA saying “I might not like him but I definitely love him” this early on is also a bad sign. For as controlling as he is, her unwillingness to budge on anything is just as problematic. This won’t last long but his demeanor and tone seriously concern me.

I know I say this every week but I feel obligated - Ryan is a BAN. Just the way he went up Champagne Vinny like “Hey, what’s up brother” had him sounding like a white boy irked me :smh: Ryan also made it mad awkward asking about post-Decision Day plans. Not everyone is going to make it fam. Jacob ****ting on his Matt Gaetz-esque artwork, though :lol :hat

Last week will be critical but as of now because outside of Jacob/Haley, they all have a chance. I want to say 2/4 but as of now I think it’ll be 1/4 with some split votes
 
Not surprised of the lack of Covid mentioned. They had no choice last szn to focus on it since it was the beginning and it drastically changed everything from the couples to production

I think Kemp had the state pretty open by Summer in Georgia anyways
I figured that was the case. I guess with a bunch of shows returning I’ve just been more observant (and critical) of how COVID is/isn’t addressed :lol:They probably got tested off camera but with the wedding, vacation, activities, etc. it seems like that would be a little to of testing.
 
Last season went long by months.

I think by then they already started filming in ATL. Georgia aint have strict rules like that. No mask laws or curfews probably.

I said it before but I figured they'd go to Florida after Texas.
 
I figured that was the case. I guess with a bunch of shows returning I’ve just been more observant (and critical) of how COVID is/isn’t addressed :lol:They probably got tested off camera but with the wedding, vacation, activities, etc. it seems like that would be a little to of testing.
I will say the weddings were extra light and spaced out than usual from what I remember this szn. I don't think any of the husbands had a physical greeting with the mother in law like they sometimes do that's about as cautious of as I can think production took :lol:
 
Y’all are right, thanks for pointing all that out to me.

Another thing that just dawned on me that’s underrated...these expert matchmakers really put a MAGA with allergies with a bleeding liberal that owns multiple cats :rofl:

Also, another note: I gave Unmatchables about 5 minutes and it was too much to handle after the Retreat episode. I feel like half of the current season cast could be on Unmatchables tbh.
 
COVID was “over” in Atlanta last Memorial Day, it was business as usual after that ...The only place you gotta wear a mask down there is a big national store like Wal Mart or something ...The mayor tried to put up a mask and restriction fight but gave up after like a month cuz it was clear the Governor wasn’t with it n nobody gave a F
 
Last season went long by months.

I think by then they already started filming in ATL. Georgia aint have strict rules like that. No mask laws or curfews probably.

I said it before but I figured they'd go to Florida after Texas.
Didn’t even know they were going to Texas next but I saw they were headed back to Boston after that
 
Well damn. Y’all dropping all sorts of MAFS knowledge on me :lol: Looks like weddings were in late February in Houston then I think the process selection process runs through early August for Boston then likely filming from late summer into the fall. Interesting cities.
 
I think ATL was planned before Covid. They just got lucky with that. That’s why the honeymoon was in Vegas and not out the country like usual. If you look at their outings employees are always wearing masks. I’m sure the cast and crew are tested often. Just because of Union filming requirements.
If Erik and Clara don’t have much seniority they may still be required to fly but also many airlines offered leave programs to trim staff so it’s possible at least Clara is on leave. I know Erik has gone to work a few times.
I think we’ve seen way less of the experts this season because of Covid. They fly in from wherever they live to meet with the couples and Pastor Cal and Dr. Pepper likely fall into the high risk category for age. You can see when they meet how far they are by the way it’s filmed. There’s a clear difference this season compared to previous ones.
I think working from home is why Bri is so annoyed with Vinny sleeping in. If she was going into the office she wouldn’t even notice he was still in bed.
 
I am so proud of each and every one of the contestants this season. I feel like a kid again watching Chris "Money" Jordan invent new ways to be a scumbag.

1. If not for Money on this season, Haley would be this year's scumbag. She's a joke and a clown. She has the personality of stale bread and is a scumbag.

2. Paige is a CLOWN đŸ€Ą that won't take personal responsibility. Money is da GOAT scumbag but yet we have to see her week after week saying what marriage means and giving advice to other couples is a joke. She must be extremely broke to put up with Money and his gaslighting. Other people have called it quits and got less airtime than she has.

3. Erik is MAGA and he stormed the Capitol. Sick of how dude yaps about his experience in life when he speaks to Virgina. Like Paulie Walnuts on the Sopranos said in the intervention episode, "Great, so we’re taking advice from a two time loser.” Erik is the last one that should be giving marital advice. He failed one marriage so he thinks he can yap about what it takes. He's a joke.

4. Virginia needs to get to an AA meeting ASAP. The alcohol is killing her and she clearly uses it to cope with her emotional problems. How is she the youngest contestant but looks older than everyone?

5. No doubt that Ryan also stormed da Capitol as well. He wears BLM T Shirts to confirm the conservative narrative that it was Antifia and BLM that stormed da Capitol. Dude doesn't find his White Queen attractive. Not to mention that they don't share the same values, dude is fine getting sex adjacent but def doesn't want to have sex.

6. Vinny and Bri are self saboteurs. They yank defeat from the Jaws of victory every episode. Doubt they last
 
Vinny doesn’t know how to receive things he don’t agree with well. Dude stays pouting like a kid. He also tried to sneak in Bri moving in with him. Bri was like whaaaaaaaaa not in that one bedroom joint :lol: Vinny probably feels a way moving into a woman’s crib. He needs to put that ego aside.

Virginia clearly cares about her cats sleeping with her more than Erik. Dude said he’s allergic to cats. U tell him well they’ve been sleeping with me and that’s how it’s gonna be. Totally disregarding him. I still think they stay married tho.

White Claw Haley is so bland. Like nothing oozes outta her. No personality, no sex appeal, no nothing. I like petty Jake. First one in the crib and the first one out. Took some steak with him too :lol:

Also who eats tacos with crabs? I’ve never seen that combo.
 
Lifetime is buggin. I was looking all the upcoming recordings on my DVR and noticed MAFS this week is an episode where couples spend their last week together before Decision Day. Cool. Makes sense. However, next week is "Countdown to Decision Day" where they have three former couples come in and give predictions for one hour. No new ATL episode.

So two more weeks until D-Day!?!? This **** started on New Year's with like a 3-hour episode, man :lol:
 
Lifetime is buggin. I was looking all the upcoming recordings on my DVR and noticed MAFS this week is an episode where couples spend their last week together before Decision Day. Cool. Makes sense. However, next week is "Countdown to Decision Day" where they have three former couples come in and give predictions for one hour. No new ATL episode.

So two more weeks until D-Day!?!? This **** started on New Year's with like a 3-hour episode, man :lol:

Every season they find a way to drag it out.

This is suppose to be Vinny’s ex.
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Don't believe anything you see, tv, IG, wherever.... :lol: . Whether she's telling all truth or not, it's understood at least some of these situations are contrived for entertainment.
Yea who knows who that person really even is :lol 
But if that’s yo business idea, it’s pretty bad cuz that’s about a decade too late with what he trying to do :lol :{
 
Lifetime is buggin. I was looking all the upcoming recordings on my DVR and noticed MAFS this week is an episode where couples spend their last week together before Decision Day. Cool. Makes sense. However, next week is "Countdown to Decision Day" where they have three former couples come in and give predictions for one hour. No new ATL episode.

So two more weeks until D-Day!?!? This **** started on New Year's with like a 3-hour episode, man :lol:
This why I gotta watch it after it airs so I can skip thru it, too many damn episodes and most of em just be filler anyway :smh:
 
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