$1,000,000 Hypothetical Propositions

[sooperhooper]

When I'm bored at work, I typically come up with some crazy stunt and ask people would they do it for a million, and the results were HILARIOUS. Justthought I'd see what NT had to say about it.

For $1,000,000 would you:

1) Let Mike Tyson punch you in the face, bare fisted?
2) Let a car hit you going 20-30 mph
3) Eat your outfit? (yes, literally eat your clothes belt, shoes etc,) Dude at work said he'd do it for $500

4) Wear an ENTIRE suit for a year straight. I'm talkin Mr. Bentley status. You have to keep EVERY item on, shoes and everything

even when you sleep/shower!!
5) Live inside of your job for 1 year. Rules: you can never go outside. You have to work the maximum everyday and you can't bring a bed in.

My answers:
1) I say DEFINITELY NO! there's a chance of paralasys! a few people said that they would.
2) No. again cats at work said they would.
3) Don't think i'll try this one either, you would be beyond miserable
4) I would actually try this one.
5) No doubt, i would do this one.

Of course people came up with other situations, but theyre not NT appropriate. I won't even say what this one guy said he'll do for just $10,000

 

[mangudai954]

No to all of those.

 

[harlemtothebronx]

I'd try all of those for 1,000,000.

Mike and the car would probably kill me, though.

 

[bud dink]

Originally Posted by sooperhooper


Of course people came up with other situations, but theyre not NT appropriate. I won't even say what this one guy said he'll do for just $10,000

Ewwww

 

[oh you mad]

 

[we love 1989]

<clay davis> Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeittttt.. </clay davis>

 

[tupac jordan]

#1 please but I'll fight him back though.

 

[kevenmayne]

yes to everything posted...

 

[freshproduct]

5) Live inside of your job for 1 year. Rules: you can never go outside. You have to work the maximum everyday and you can't bring a bed in.
[color= rgb(255, 0, 0)]Hmm.. Ralph Lauren store (in my case).. yep I'd do it![/color]

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[elpablo21]

Originally Posted by sooperhooper


When I'm bored at work, I typically come up with some crazy stunt and ask people would they do it for a million, and the results were HILARIOUS. Just thought I'd see what NT had to say about it.

For $1,000,000 would you:

1) Let Mike Tyson punch you in the face, bare fisted? Yes
2) Let a car hit you going 20-30 mph NO
3) Eat your outfit? (yes, literally eat your clothes belt, shoes etc,) Dude at work said he'd do it for $500

MAYBE
4) Wear an ENTIRE suit for a year straight. I'm talkin Mr. Bentley status. You have to keep EVERY item on, shoes and everything

even when you sleep/ shower!! HELL NO
5) Live inside of your job for 1 year. Rules: you can never go outside. You have to work the maximum everyday and you can't bring a bed in. SURE

My answers:
1) I say DEFINITELY NO! there's a chance of paralasys! a few people said that they would.
2) No. again cats at work said they would.
3) Don't think i'll try this one either, you would be beyond miserable
4) I would actually try this one.
5) No doubt, i would do this one.

Of course people came up with other situations, but theyre not NT appropriate. I won't even say what this one guy said he'll do for just $10,000

 

[methedy24]

- Put me down for #3

 

[blackmagnus514]

i'd let Mike and the Car hit me.

yes, i'm desperate

 

[emmanuelabor]

Originally Posted by sooperhooper


When I'm bored at work, I typically come up with some crazy stunt and ask people would they do it for a million, and the results were HILARIOUS. Just thought I'd see what NT had to say about it.

For $1,000,000 would you:

1) Let Mike Tyson punch you in the face, bare fisted?
2) Let a car hit you going 20-30 mph
3) Eat your outfit? (yes, literally eat your clothes belt, shoes etc,) Dude at work said he'd do it for $500

4) Wear an ENTIRE suit for a year straight. I'm talkin Mr. Bentley status. You have to keep EVERY item on, shoes and everything

even when you sleep/ shower!!
5) Live inside of your job for 1 year. Rules: you can never go outside. You have to work the maximum everyday and you can't bring a bed in.

My answers:
1) I say DEFINITELY NO! there's a chance of paralasys! a few people said that they would.
2) No. again cats at work said they would.
3) Don't think i'll try this one either, you would be beyond miserable
4) I would actually try this one.
5) No doubt, i would do this one.

Of course people came up with other situations, but theyre not NT appropriate. I won't even say what this one guy said he'll do for just $10,000

ennhh....Im not so sure about that brotha

 

[coolnificent]

1. old fat Mike FTW

2. yes no

3. throw me some hot sauce and as long as i aint got Jordans on

4. not likely

5. I would but i'm unemployed

 

[johnnyredstorm]

If I could wear a mouth guard, its on with Iron Mike.

 

[tecca nena]

5) i work at Ikea so hell yeahhhh

 

[crank lucas]

yea they werent very halirious, very stupid if you ask me
the only ones worthy of an answer was the first two

1) Let Mike Tyson punch you in the face, bare fisted?
2) Let a car hit you going 20-30 mph
with that said YES and YES
sometime in your lifetime you might get hit with something in the face the power of tyson's punch, or maybe get hit by a car its pretty common

 

[johnnyredstorm]

Originally Posted by Got Him Hardaway

Originally Posted by sooperhooper

Of course people came up with other situations, but theyre not NT appropriate. I won't even say what this one guy said he'll do for just $10,000

[color= rgb(204, 0, 0)]I'll do it for 5.[/color]

Oh snaps!

 

[swoboydehteezy]

Eat your belt and shoes? The %@@% kind of +#+@ is that? That's physically impossible.

 

[upstateboibeats]

no.

the one that has the best chance is the car i think...but prob would not.

def no to the rest. Can't be eatin my jeans. smh.

 

[abathingapestar]

my friends and I were coming up with some crazy 1's 1 night....like would you do "1 girl 1 guy 1 cup" with a famous female

or drink a cup of your own piss

or watch a video of your parents having sex without turning away

go down on a girl on her period

I used to think I was pretty gutsy till my friends started coming up with the weirdest of scenarios

 

[jbug88]

1) yes, without hesitation.
2) maybe
the rest though, no. especially 5. i HATE my job.

-J-

 

[sooperhooper]

Originally Posted by emmanuelabor

Originally Posted by sooperhooper


When I'm bored at work, I typically come up with some crazy stunt and ask people would they do it for a million, and the results were HILARIOUS. Just thought I'd see what NT had to say about it.

For $1,000,000 would you:

1) Let Mike Tyson punch you in the face, bare fisted?
2) Let a car hit you going 20-30 mph
3) Eat your outfit? (yes, literally eat your clothes belt, shoes etc,) Dude at work said he'd do it for $500

4) Wear an ENTIRE suit for a year straight. I'm talkin Mr. Bentley status. You have to keep EVERY item on, shoes and everything

even when you sleep/ shower!!
5) Live inside of your job for 1 year. Rules: you can never go outside. You have to work the maximum everyday and you can't bring a bed in.

My answers:
1) I say DEFINITELY NO! there's a chance of paralasys! a few people said that they would.
2) No. again cats at work said they would.
3) Don't think i'll try this one either, you would be beyond miserable
4) I would actually try this one.
5) No doubt, i would do this one.

Of course people came up with other situations, but theyre not NT appropriate. I won't even say what this one guy said he'll do for just $10,000

ennhh....Im not so sure about that brotha

I didnt mean that the actual questions or my answers were hilarious, i was referring to my co-workers responses

 

[nyfly1]

Hmm
For 50 MILLION DOLLARS

would yall
1) let Oprah take a dump on your face.
2) Take a buble bath Butt naked with Kevin Garnet, Dikimbe Mutumbo and Sam Cassel in a 5 foot radius round tub...This means yall will be packed tioht, someonewill be laying down / sitting inbetween ones legs
3) Eat T pains dreadlocks
4) Shave your head bald and get a tatoo "Big Willy Style" on your upper thigh and wear boyshorts and a smedium wifebeater, roll around in mud, andwalk around for a week like that

Id do #1, maybe #3

 

[addictedtofreshkicks]

i would do number 2