2017 NFL (Bold) Predictions

[DeadsetAce]

The 49ers will not be the worst in their division.

FOH, BA

The Raiders beat the Patriots in the AFC title game.

FOH, BA

- Giants beat the Pats in the SB for the third time. Brady retires because he's a ***** and NY owns his cheating ***.

FOH, BA

New England misses the playoffs

FOH, BA

-Patriots miss the playoffs

FOH, BA

Ben's last season goes out in style.

Steleers get off to a decent start, but hit a mid season slump. Catch fire the last 4 games and ride into the playoffs at 10-6.

With everyone healthy, and the defense improving game by game, the steelers beat the bengals in the AFC Wild Card, sending dalton and Lewis home to cry with 0 playoff wins since 94.

We squeak past the Dolphins in a 2nd round showdown, Ben connects with Jesse James on a 6 yard fade route to win it in OT.

Deshaun Watson and the Texans upset Brady and co in the 2nd round and move on the face the Killah B's in the conference finals.

Ben, bell and brown overwhelm clowney and clownfraud and combine for over 900 total yards in the comfort of NRG stadium.

SB 52 showcases a rematch from 7 years ago. A ben and Rodgers face off Pt 2, except this time, things go differently for both teams.

The packers and their dreadful secondary get torched by Ben, Bryant and brown. Rodgers throws 3 TD's but the killah b's are on the swarm, and score 6 total touchdowns, trouncing the pack 42-21.

I'm happy as Ben rides into the sunset with 3 rings. NT is restored to natural order as the Patriots dynasty is completely crumbled after the loss to the Texans.

Hoodie retires at the end of the playoffs, as we watch Brady throw 10 TD's and 25 INT's in the 2018 season, while retiring in shame and ridicule.

FOH, BA




This is a bold predictions thread. Not a damn "Post Your Wet Dream" Thread

 

[elpablo21]

Russ MVP
Pats go undefeated in regular season and lose in the divisional round
Skins make it to the NFCCG @the collector
Trump is going to give his Pats SB ring to Putin
Jets will win 5 games
Neck Glennon survives the whole year as Bears starting qb
Cutler is replaced before week 8 as Dolphins starter
Colts will have Luck for only 2/3rds of the season and still win the division
Lions win the North
Joe Mixon OROY

 

[ForNarnia]

Broncos finish dead last in AFC west. While Chargers Raiders and Chiefs battle for top spot going into December

 

[dogpolice]

Steelers beat the Patriots to make the Super Bowl

 

[Chester McFloppy]

Russ MVP

Pats go undefeated in regular season and lose in the divisional round

Skins make it to the NFCCG @the collector

Trump is going to give his Pats SB ring to Putin

Jets will win 5 games

Neck Glennon survives the whole year as Bears starting qb

Cutler is replaced before week 8 as Dolphins starter

Colts will have Luck for only 2/3rds of the season and still win the division

Lions win the North

Joe Mixon OROY

 

[dogpolice]

Don't laugh. I have Seattle vs. Pittsburgh in the Super Bowl

 

[lightweight champion]

- Cowboys miss the playoffs
- Raiders finish 9-7 and miss the playoffs
- Deshaun Watson doesn't sniff ROY but leads the Texans to the AFCCG
- The Ravens will be on the cusp of making the playoffs when Flacco gets hurt leading Steve Biscotti to offer Kaepernick a contract where he will say to Biscotti, "I'll pray for you."
- 49ers finish 6-10 but the defense places in the Top 5.

 

[DeadsetAce]

- The Jete finish 5th in the division. Yeah, ****ing 5th, man.
- Bounceback years for Cam and Rivers
- Regress years for Ryan, Cousins, Dak
- AFC Wildcard teams: Oakland and Pittsburgh
- Melvin Gordon is your rushing leader in yards
- Christian McCaffery will lead rookies in yards from scrimmage and win ROY
- Fraudgers wins MVP and improves his 4th quarter comeback record vs +.500 teams to 2-36
- @licensed to ball will post more about that cheese **** sucking Fraud than his own team this season despite them making the playoffs after C Chester McFloppy and I troll the hell out of WIR with the takes
- Seahawks clinch their division in Week 9
- Tony Romo and Colin Kaepernick are playing football in the NFL by week 10
- @franc will lose at least 4 avy bets since his team has no QB
- Drew Brees will look like washed Peyton this year without the defense to carry him
- The Bengals will lose in Divisional Round and Joe Mixon will punch out Marvin Lewis for passing at goal line which obviously led to a Primetime Andy Dalton INT
- Pagano, Lewis, Bowels, and Arians lose their jobs
- NFC Wildcard teams: Giants, Eagles
- @Hahahaha will get suspended for calling one of the cowboy fans a ******* *** ****
- Browns will edge out the Ravens for 3rd in the division
- Luck returns to take the Colts on a 6-0 run but it's too little, too late to get them in to the playoffs
- Stephen Gostkowski is cut during NE's bye week

 

[buc em]

Chris Carson will be the Seahawks leading rusher this year.

 

[DeadsetAce]

A+, C Chester McFloppy

 

[elpablo21]

C Chester McFloppy

 

[elpablo21]

Chris Carson will be the Seahawks leading rusher this year.

 

[a55a5in11]

Chris Carson will be the Seahawks leading rusher this year.

I ******* hope not

 

[HNL HI]

DeadsetAce gonna cry face down on the floor for approximately 45 minutes when the Patriots miss the playoffs

 

[buc em]

I ****ing hope not

Why would either of you hope a dude who's looked like a beast in all facets of the position so far and is your only healthy or not extremely overweight RB doesn't win the RB competition? Rawls has like 4 good games in two seasons and can't ever stay healthy and neither Prosise or Lacy are three down backs.

Let that man cook

 

[a55a5in11]

Because we don't want to end up like the ******* Buccaneers that's why. You guys can keep giving starting jobs to preseason MVPs. Well keep winning up in this corner of the country

 

[elpablo21]

Why would either of you hope a dude who's looked like a beast in all facets of the position so far and is your only healthy or not extremely overweight RB doesn't win the RB competition? Rawls has like 4 good games in two seasons and can't ever stay healthy and neither Prosise or Lacy are three down backs.

Let that man cook

My reaction is more about the other RB's and not an indictment on Carson lol

I rather have all healthy and the let the chips fall where they may

Carson being the leading rusher most likely leads to a ****** depth chart in the backfield...Im good on that

 

[AZwildcats]

DeMarco Murray leads the league in rushing yards and the Titans make the playoffs

 

[IATT]

Posting for later, but just on the rookies:

Fournette finishes behind the following rookies in rushing yards: mccaffrey, cook, Mack, mixon and kamara

Corey Davis gets over 900 yards.. cooper Kupp gets over 800 yards.. ross gets under 600.. both Howard and engram are under 500, howard because he's used mainly as a blocker

Barnett doubles up Garnett in sacks.. Solomon Thomas too

Foster wins DROY.. mccaffrey OROY

 

[EddieDoyers]

Fournette finishes behind the following rookies in rushing yards: mccaffrey, cook, Mack, mixon and kamara

Let me add to this
CMC will be the rushing leader of all rookies

 

[TheGodFresco]

I also believe that the raiders CAN miss the playoffs or barely make it as a wild card. I believe there were like 9-2 in single digit game outcomes last year? That’s not a recipe for success and it’s can easily flip to the other side especially with that bad defense

 

[IATT]

Let me add to this
CMC will be the rushing leader of all rookies

I think he leads in total yards.. but I'll go with Mack for leader in rushing yards

 

[Johnny_Cakes]

Need more Niner fans saying the Raiders will miss the playoffs.

 

[macbk]

- Derrick Henry takes the starting job from DeMarco by Week 6
- Garoppolo is traded by the deadline to the Jags or 9ers
- Brandon Marshall & Odell clash as the Giants go on a 3-game L streak

 

[irishmike]

Perine has 1200 total yards and 10 TD's for WAS
Austin Carr leads Patriots in receptions with 91

And one that is not bold, probably will come true, 90 catches for Maclin in Baltimore. He is the new Steve Smith.....