2020-21 NBA Offseason thread: Officially a wrap

[IATT]

 

[frshstunna]

They don’t serve hard liquor @ games
mainly just Beer and BS margaritas

At the ATL arena you order whatever you want, the bars in there are like a club

 

[geno90221]

At the ATL arena you order whatever you want, the bars in there are like a club

Man I need to hit up ATL soon!
@ Staples all u get is trash pre made margaritas and beer that’s been sitting for weeks.

 

[HOU$TON]

We played the way we played in Houston because that was the best way to utilize the talent we had in Houston. Doc [Rivers] knows how to win more than me, frankly, he’s one ring ahead of me. He’s going to figure out how best to use it. It doesn’t have to be a three, it can be in transition. …

The goal is not to shoot 3-pointers. The goal is to win. You can score on offense in a whole bunch of different ways. Joel happens to be one of the most efficient post-up players in the league. I used to get the question in Houston, which was like, ‘What would you do if you had Shaq?’ My answer was, ‘I would give Shaq the ball 100 times a game.’ Joel is a talent on both ends.

 

[BIG LEEMELONE]

We played the way we played in Houston because that was the best way to utilize the talent we had in Houston. Doc [Rivers] knows how to win more than me, frankly, he’s one ring ahead of me. He’s going to figure out how best to use it. It doesn’t have to be a three, it can be in transition. …

The goal is not to shoot 3-pointers. The goal is to win. You can score on offense in a whole bunch of different ways. Joel happens to be one of the most efficient post-up players in the league. I used to get the question in Houston, which was like, ‘What would you do if you had Shaq?’ My answer was, ‘I would give Shaq the ball 100 times a game.’ Joel is a talent on both ends.

You taking your talents to Philly?

 

[niceshoes247]

Arturo moreno Is in Orange County
He’s a coconut

 

[ill steelo]

Why would you ask him about Shaq ”analytics” loves shots at the rim too

 

[niceshoes247]

Kanye

 

[addict4sneakers]

Why would you ask him about Shaq ”analytics” loves shots at the rim too

this. Gotta get the “chucking 3s” nonsense out of the analytics talk.

 

[dman14]

Malik Rose and Avery Johnson fought naked too, and Nate Robinson iirc told a story about getting in a fight in the showers. Old public YMCA *** shenanigans. "Boy soon as I get dressed Im'a whoop yo' ***."

Favorite NBA fight story is when Jerry Stackhouse put the paws on Kirk Snyder though, and Chris Humphries who was a rookie was right there and did nothing and then them 2 got on the Jazz bus, Kirk leaking, like nothing happened. I can see them too now his clothes all ripped and sweaty and bloody just walk in and sit in the back making eye contact with no1

kirk snyder downfall is a sad story
think he ended up in prison for awhile and was struggling with mental health
wonder what happened to him


nothing beats chris mills holding up the blazers team bus with his piece after the gm. damon stoudemire who played with mills in college at arizona told his teammates that mills always carried and told them not to step off the bus the man was ready to fight the jailblazers with just his entourage that was with him that night

 

[Moheezy]

We played the way we played in Houston because that was the best way to utilize the talent we had in Houston. Doc [Rivers] knows how to win more than me, frankly, he’s one ring ahead of me. He’s going to figure out how best to use it. It doesn’t have to be a three, it can be in transition. …

The goal is not to shoot 3-pointers. The goal is to win. You can score on offense in a whole bunch of different ways. Joel happens to be one of the most efficient post-up players in the league. I used to get the question in Houston, which was like, ‘What would you do if you had Shaq?’ My answer was, ‘I would give Shaq the ball 100 times a game.’ Joel is a talent on both ends.

Morey went from small Harden to big Harden.

Can't wait to see Embiid shoot 20 fts a game.

 

[addict4sneakers]

Morey went from small Harden to big Harden.

Can't wait to see Embiid shoot 20 fts a game.

he shot 15 a game in the playoffs

 

[HOU$TON]

You taking your talents to Philly?

I’M DIRTY SPRITE FOREVER

**** TILLMAN FERTITA

I’ve already convinced myself Silas about to mirror Steve Kerr 1st year with the warriors

The cycle of false hope continues

 

[moonman818]

Man I need to hit up ATL soon!
@ Staples all u get is trash pre made margaritas and beer that’s been sitting for weeks.

Staples has like 5 or 6 full bars inside dog

 

[niceshoes247]

I was about to say I’m always sipping on tequila at Staples

Staples has like 5 or 6 full bars inside dog

 

[pums]

How does one even sip tequila . Trash *** drink

 

[niceshoes247]

Cultural..

 

[MVP]

Heh.

 

[nick.]

Heh.

The war chest!

 

[geno90221]

Staples has like 5 or 6 full bars inside dog

Really where upstairs? LmAo
I be so irritated and wanting to get to my seat I never realized they did LmAo

 

[lawdog1]

How does one even sip tequila . Trash *** drink

It depends a lot on the tequila. Your basic first level Sauza, Cuervo, etc. isn’t good for sipping to me. But I’ve enjoyed a few higher-end tequilas just straight or on-the-rocks only.

 

[pmatic]

Heh.

Typical Danny Ainge media leak around draft time.

 

[frshstunna]

My dawg geno90221 been walking right past the bars the whole time, spending that bread on $15 lime a ritas

 

[geno90221]

My dawg geno90221 been walking right past the bars the whole time, spending that bread on $15 lime a ritas

$12 plastic cup beer LmAo
It be a lot going on in them hallways dog
People bumping into you
Stepping on ya kicks
Big Booty white girls in Kobe jerseys etc....

 

[lawdog1]

My dawg geno90221 been walking right past the bars the whole time, spending that bread on $15 lime a ritas

The bars aren’t exactly hidden either. A couple of them are big and right in front of the escalators on certain floors.