2020-21 NBA Offseason thread: Officially a wrap

[Tony $now]

We not even at the All-Star break test and this thread is in shambles

Otto with the Kung-fu fit and Malik writing letters like he’s in high school is not what I expected to see today. This is clearly just 2020 trying to add to the chaos before the year turns.

 

[Cashflow]

 

[storm2006]

We not even at the All-Star break test and this thread is in shambles

I saw a 15 page jump yesterday and came in thinking a major trade was about to go down or Media Week coverage/lulz only to see it was folks arguing over Gordon Hayward

 

[RustyShackleford]

If a time traveler had come to me on December 1st, 2019 and told me that within 12 months time there would be a once in a century global pandemic and that Michael Beasley would no longer be the dumbest dude to play in the NBA with the last name Beasley; I would start stockpiling supplies and saving extra money. But I would tell them to stop lying about the Beasley thing because ain't no way man mans Real Cool Beas can be topped.

But here we are.

 

[geno90221]

Larsa must got that Wet Wet

 

[smedroc]

If a time traveler had come to me on December 1st 2019 and told me that within 12 months time there would be a once in a century global pandemic and that Michael Beasley would no longer be the the dumbest dude to play in the NBA with the last name Beasley; I would start stockpiling supplies and saving extra money. But I would tell them stopping lying about the Beasley thing because ain't no way man man's Real Super Cool Beas can be topped.

But here we are.

*fixed*

 

[storm2006]

Reminds me of Iggy interning at Bank of America Merrill Lynch during the lockout. Love to see stuff like that although you know THEY get mad talmbout "He's just using his status as a pro athlete" as if they didn't come out the womb with privilege. This is a good read about Iggy and a couple others who got corporate internships.

https://www.cnbc.com/2018/08/23/5-p...rned-at-facebook-and-other-top-companies.html

 

[smedroc]

pam grier in foxy brown

Coffy & Foxy Brown DVD’s used to get abused back in the day

 

[freeze]

 

[freeze]

Soooo....what'd I miss


In b4 ' uhmm ...2020'

 

[frshstunna]

Malik Beasley been wildin n on a down slide for like a year n a half now, yo gotta get it together before he really crashes out...Either he that green with the way he moves or he really just said F it, most likely both tho

A 2 page luv letter email full or trickin while being married n askin middle aged dummies out on dates thru IG

 

[geno90221]

Earl messed her head up

 

[had pants]

 

[AEA18]

Should've been

Heat @ Lakers
Jazz @ Nuggets
Clippers @ Mavs
Pelicans @ Bucks
Raptors @ Celtics

 

[storm2006]

Should've been

Heat @ Lakers
Jazz @ Nuggets
Clippers @ Mavs
Pelicans @ Bucks
Raptors @ Celtics

No because that makes too much sense.

 

[VARNELL HILL]

Y'all are something else

the whole “be sus for oubre” phenomena is one of the more peculiar developments of the modern era.

 

[tay1]

]

Was literally watching the parkers yesterday, while working from home...and the episode made a point of reference to mention how Phat she was for a white girl. Or woman period. Shawty was toting that thang.

King magazine with Mya wouldn’t even register a blip these days smh. Trina wouldn’t even be considered “phat”.

One thing we can all agree on...is this:

It’s still nice

 

[tomdiginson]

I still cant believe OF is a thing. As men, we gotta do better.

OF?

3rd Woman Comes Forward Saying Malik Beasley Was Cheating on His Wife & Larsa Pippen With Her; Shows Receipts of The Flyouts & Side Chick Contract

Malik Beasley is going through it. Let’s review this once again. Beasley is married to his baby mama Montana Yao who Ex-NFL Su’a Cravens beat him up over. Recently, Beasley and Yao were arrested for pulling shotgun on a family looking at houses in their neighborhood and having weed around their...

blacksportsonline.com

Every pro athlete story has a “send me an Uber”

I knew he was an idiot when he caught his then GF(soon to be ex-wife now) with the football player and then got spanked. He's also out here multi-messaging IG thots and sending out money for their "mom" and begging to take care of them and their bastard children.

tomdiginson @SLP y’all gotta have an intervention with Lotto. The shiny Shanghai shirts, grabbing white yambs’ throats in the club, taking down bird looking dog mom ones. Otherwise a 8/2/1 season is on the way at this point.

Sidebar - I’ve always found it odd when yambs have pictures draped around another dude in a picture on their dating profile because most times it’s usually unclear of the relationship or they look like they would have smashed said celeb/athlete if he offered

I expected nothing better with Billy Donovan as our coach.

 

[ill steelo]

Malik Beasley going to let chasing P, be his downfall. Shordy got issues. I really hate to see it. That Lor ***** ain’t right

Mental illness

 

[youngthundercat]

Beasley been green. I saw a doc of him after leaving fla st. Real square dude.

boy out here going out sad.

 

[storm2006]

OF?

If only fans were allowed in arenas this season then I would be truly hyped about the NBA coming back

 

[finessence]

Malik Beasley going to let chasing P, be his downfall. Shordy got issues. I really hate to see it. That Lor ***** ain’t right

chasing the wrong kind of p****y at that

 

[D StaXX]

the whole “be sus for oubre” phenomena is one of the more peculiar developments of the modern era.

 

[JD617]

Sidebar - I’ve always found it odd when yambs have pictures draped around another dude in a picture on their dating profile because most times it’s usually unclear of the relationship or they look like they would have smashed said celeb/athlete if he offered

 

[lovehateself]

Beasley giving us a pandemic version of trapped in the closet

Rookies gotta be like, "you can **** up this bad and still get a bag...?"