2020-21 NBA Offseason thread: Officially a wrap

[jpzx]

 

[reconic supreme]

Harlan zooming in with the horrible audio quality got me

Threw me off for a bit.

Thought it was Marv Albert's old a** for a second

 

[HOU$TON]

Krazy. You can pretty much tell an Achilles injury as soon as it happens

 

[wavycrocket]

My #NTNBA brothers, another lesson.....be careful who you swiping right on out here. Matched with a bad joint who kind of ghosted me in the the spring only for her to text me a few weeks ago saying she’s 7.5 months pregnant. Turns out it was a yamb wavycrocket bagged over a year ago.

Fam had me sick waiting for five minutes for him to respond about if he was the father. He claims to not be the pops or have had smashed but I’m going to incorporate a few “rey moe dummy”s into text our conversations and shining a light on Steph and Tim Duncan to she if says “Those are my baby daddy’s favorite player!”

Imagine being a stepdad to another NTers kid? Raising him to be like Tariq St Patrick and LaMelo ball when I’m away on business trips? Wavy would be reading all my posts like

Be safe and strap up bros. Bout to find out if wavycrocket is out here like Motaw or not

 

[Based Jesus]

My #NTNBA brothers, another lesson.....be careful who you swiping right on out here. Matched with a bad joint who kind of ghosted me in the the spring only for her to text me a few weeks ago saying she’s 7.5 months pregnant. Turns out it was a yamb wavycrocket bagged over a year ago.

Fam had me sick waiting for five minutes for him to respond about if he was the father. He claims to not be the pops or have had smashed but I’m going to incorporate a few “rey moe dummy”s into text our conversations and shining a light on Steph and Tim Duncan to she if says “Those are my baby daddy’s favorite player!”

Imagine being a stepdad to another NTers kid? Raising him to be like Tariq St Patrick and LaMelo ball when I’m away on business trips? Wavy would be reading all my posts like

Be safe and strap up bros. Bout to find out if wavycrocket is out here like Motaw or not

So you and wavycrocket are eskimo brothers?

 

[picasso swerve]

Harden look like he got the old man basketball bod. Add some wrinkles and gray his beard and hair up and we have a real Uncle Drew.

 

[lawdog1]

Some of us are old enough to remember when Luke Walton was a boy genius.

 

[MVP]

I think he has like 2 years left on his contract so I can definitely see it coming for Luka. Especially from Mark Cuban. I wonder if


He's going to get $45 mill next season so I can see it happening with Steph.

Luka isn't getting it anytime soon. There's a % of the cap that's based on the years in the league that determines your salary. Only the 10 year vet guys (35%) are getting near 50 mil soon unless there's a cap spike or you're near the (30%) range and trigger stuff by making All-NBA or MVP. AD is probably going to be next after Giannis.

 

[nick.]

 

[IntellectualChemist]

Ohhh getting spicy in here.

 

[storm2006]

So you and wavycrocket are eskimo brothers?

I have not smashed yet but it’s on the way so I’m curious if he indeed smash, would we NT’s first Eskimo bros?

I am in the process of investigating if Wavy is in fact the father

 

[pmatic]

Shout outs to the Kings game ops for these cardboard cut-outs.

 

[QU!K]

If the Kings are so bad why are they beating the Warriors

 

[storm2006]

wavycrocket just stunted on me heavy

 

[Based Jesus]

I have not smashed yet but it’s on the way so I’m curious if he indeed smash, would we NT’s first Eskimo bros?

Definitely not

 

[Mark Antony]

Spoke it to existence! Good for him.

Dope but I think this is a limiting mentally when it comes to business.

 

[wavycrocket]

Didn’t Whiteside start with SAC?

 

[tomdiginson]

My #NTNBA brothers, another lesson.....be careful who you swiping right on out here. Matched with a bad joint who kind of ghosted me in the the spring only for her to text me a few weeks ago saying she’s 7.5 months pregnant. Turns out it was a yamb wavycrocket bagged over a year ago.

Fam had me sick waiting for five minutes for him to respond about if he was the father. He claims to not be the pops or have had smashed but I’m going to incorporate a few “rey moe dummy”s into text our conversations and shining a light on Steph and Tim Duncan to she if says “Those are my baby daddy’s favorite player!”

Imagine being a stepdad to another NTers kid? Raising him to be like Tariq St Patrick and LaMelo ball when I’m away on business trips? Wavy would be reading all my posts like

Be safe and strap up bros. Bout to find out if wavycrocket is out here like Motaw or not

I'm curious as to why she's texting you while carrying a next mans seed.

 

[3god]

Giannis dumb. No rings.

 

[tomdiginson]

Didn’t Whiteside start with SAC?

Yep.

 

[storm2006]

wavycrocket the father confirmed

 

[wavycrocket]

wavycrocket the father confirmed

Ayyy yo

 

[lovehateself]

Midas ask her to send you her current playlist
That’ll make this caso cerrado

 

[Based Jesus]

Deadbeatcrocket

 

[moe200069]

steph’s braids remind me of that kid julian newmans
once i saw it i couldn’t unsee it