A seal walks into a club.

[elcatfisho]

What did one neuron say when it found out that another neuron was hooking up with its long time partner?

"Oh synapse"

 

[elcatfisho]

What did one neuron say when it found out that another neuron was hooking up with its long time partner?

"Oh synapse"

 

[Coupé It]

A Black, Mexican, Asian, and Jew walk into a bar....
Forget it, this is boring, lock this thread up

 

[Coupé It]

A Black, Mexican, Asian, and Jew walk into a bar....
Forget it, this is boring, lock this thread up

 

[streetpharmacist]

A horse walks into a bar



Everyone leaves because they see the potential danger in the situation.

 

[Gill Baka Esq. LLC.]

Originally Posted by brettTHEjett

Methodman walks into a thread. People are having a good time? /Threadlocked

 

[fudgemoney24]

A duck walked into a drug store and said "gimme some chapstick and put it on my bill"

 

[streetpharmacist]

A horse walks into a bar



Everyone leaves because they see the potential danger in the situation.

 

[Gill Baka Esq. LLC.]

Originally Posted by brettTHEjett

Methodman walks into a thread. People are having a good time? /Threadlocked

 

[fudgemoney24]

A duck walked into a drug store and said "gimme some chapstick and put it on my bill"

 

[dontsteponmyshoes]

thought this was going to be some PETA thread

 

[dontsteponmyshoes]

thought this was going to be some PETA thread

 

[superflyinchopstickninja]

Originally Posted by damnitzdom

[h2]Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.[/h2]

 

[superflyinchopstickninja]

Originally Posted by damnitzdom

[h2]Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.[/h2]

 

[dynamic x]

A seal walks into a club

I'm US Navy, get me a %#%!+$% drink

 

[dynamic x]

A seal walks into a club

I'm US Navy, get me a %#%!+$% drink

 

[reeuke]

A shimigani walks into the human world.
Everybody dies.

 

[reeuke]

A shimigani walks into the human world.
Everybody dies.

 

[papageorgeo]

Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait, stop right there. Listen. Stop right there a minute. A man goes into a restaurant. You listenin’? A man goes into a restaurant. He sits down, he’s havin’ a bowl of soup. He says to the waiter; “Waiter, come taste the soup.

 

[papageorgeo]

Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait, stop right there. Listen. Stop right there a minute. A man goes into a restaurant. You listenin’? A man goes into a restaurant. He sits down, he’s havin’ a bowl of soup. He says to the waiter; “Waiter, come taste the soup.

 

[oidreez]

Originally Posted by papageorgeo

Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait, stop right there. Listen. Stop right there a minute. A man goes into a restaurant. You listenin’? A man goes into a restaurant. He sits down, he’s havin’ a bowl of soup. He says to the waiter; “Waiter, come taste the soup.

 

[oidreez]

Originally Posted by papageorgeo

Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait, stop right there. Listen. Stop right there a minute. A man goes into a restaurant. You listenin’? A man goes into a restaurant. He sits down, he’s havin’ a bowl of soup. He says to the waiter; “Waiter, come taste the soup.

 

[triplekrown]

What's the richest kind of air?

A Billionaire.

 

[triplekrown]

What's the richest kind of air?

A Billionaire.

 

[mastamind89]

Originally Posted by superflyinchopstickninja

Originally Posted by damnitzdom

[h2]Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.[/h2]