Airhead Chicks UNappreciation Vol. Whats the dumbest thing a girl ever told you?

[mcflyyy]

Originally Posted by MR MONDAY NIIGHT

Originally Posted by ChiTownRivera07

Damn Ex Couldnt say the word QUARTER

She would just say "Pass me the 25 cents one"

 

[sharp e]

"I bet you 100 dollars that Benjamin Franklin was a President, he's even on the hundred dollar bill."

 

[chitownrivera07]

Originally Posted by needsomejays

Originally Posted by ChiTownRivera07

Damn Ex Couldnt say the word QUARTER

She would just say "Pass me the 25 cents one"

how did she say quarter?

It was like QUA-AHH-TER

i used to #### with her and be like ay boo say Quarter for me again

 

[seventh letter]

I remember I was telling this girl about my 6-pack, and I was like do you wanna feel it?
Her: *feels* That's bone

Me: *walks away*

 

[nothin4ever]

a Female friend of mine

"Scientist Need to stop playing god"

:two weeks later:

"im getting a std Vaccine ..."

me : yeah thanks to science LOl

 

[justcallmeeric]

Originally Posted by DROOPY7

Trying to get a deep convo with a chick.

"What's one thing you think about a lot?"

"Food, I like soup."

No she isn't fat

lol soup

 

[throwback1718]

same girl...

She looks up at the sky,

"wow you see how white the clouds are? they look like they are coming to give me a hug"

"Hey, you wanna buy a dollar?"

"Im going up the road to the street"



she is by far the dumbest female that I have encountered

 

[blackstilettos]

Originally Posted by OctobersFinest

Speaking to a blonde about people from Haiti.

Her: Where are Haitians from?
Me: What do you mean?
Her: Where are they from?
Me: Where do you think they're from?
Her: Hasia?
Me: SMFH

 

[popcornplaya]

Originally Posted by needsomejays

her: is minnesota a state?
me: yes

her: are you sure?
me:

 

[saintvitus07]

Her talking about a friend's dad and his health: "He's got, what are those things...peacemakers."
Me: "Wait...what?"
Her: "You know, one of those things that helps your heart beat and stuff."
Me:

"Ok."

Didn't even have it in me to explain.

 

[6 Rings G.O.A.T.]

This chick just ask me what day is February 30th on..

 

[keithsweatsjordans]

After I got first place in the 100 meter dash at a HS track meet, this one white shorty came up to congratulate me and said, "black guys are so lucky that they have that extra leg muscle." She was dead serious. If she was ugly I would've cussed her out.

 

[saintvitus07]

Originally Posted by throwback1718

She looks up at the sky,

"wow you see how white the clouds are? they look like they are coming to give me a hug"

She was just wanting a hug, dude.

 

[jonathanchingy]

well, it was my girl cousin.
she's about 17, same as me.
me: We should sell you to a pimp.
her: we should drive you to an island and drop you off there.
me, how the hell you supposed to drive me to an island?
her: oh, right

 

[spincv]

Me talking with a freshmanHer: How did you used to score booze when you were a freshmanMe: It wasn't that hard seeing as i know alot of upper classmen and they would buy for me, WhyHer: well I was trying to get some today and walked up to a guy infront of the liquor store and i asked him if he could buy us someMe: What was he like a cop or did he walk awayHer: No he was going to buy it for us but he said it was a holiday so the liquor store was closedMe:

 

[keithsweatsjordans]

Originally Posted by spincv

Me talking with a freshman

Her: How did you used to score booze when you were a freshman
Me: It wasn't that hard seeing as i know alot of upper classmen and they would buy for me, Why
Her: well I was trying to get some today and walked up to a guy infront of the liquor store and i asked him if he could buy us some
Me: What was he like a cop or did he walk away
Her: No he was going to buy it for us but he said it was a holiday so the liquor store was closed
Me:

Maybe it was a holiday and the liqour store was closed.

 

[angryostrich]

 

[spincv]

Originally Posted by keithsweatsjordans

Originally Posted by spincv

Me talking with a freshman

Her: How did you used to score booze when you were a freshman
Me: It wasn't that hard seeing as i know alot of upper classmen and they would buy for me, Why
Her: well I was trying to get some today and walked up to a guy infront of the liquor store and i asked him if he could buy us some
Me: What was he like a cop or did he walk away
Her: No he was going to buy it for us but he said it was a holiday so the liquor store was closed
Me:

Maybe it was a holiday and the liqour store was closed.

She told me they walked to the liquor store... the lights must have been off. LMAO

 

[mikescarn]

Last night girl texts me:Her: hey were you just walking by my house?Me: noHer: hahah omg this guy looked just like you...i honked at him and everything...i swear he was like your duffleganger
[font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Me:

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[saintvitus07]

Originally Posted by MikeScarn

Her: hahah omg this guy looked just like you...i honked at him and everything...i swear he was like your duffleganger
[font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Me:
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She had bags on the mind, man.

 

[pip777]

This thread is hilarious.

 

[mr jordan04]

my friend asked suge if he killed tupac

 

[dakid23]

The dumbest thing I’ve ever heard was in a three way conversation (me and two of  my co workers)

Me – (Asking a co worker) what happen to your leg?

Him – it was a stress fracture

Her – what were you stressing about?

Me –

Him – (asks girl) wait are you serious?

This was while i was working at a adidas retail store…. She also asked me one time if we carried Jordan’s.

she was dumb but i would smash

 might post pics later

 

[everydaykicks]

Originally Posted by dakid23



she was dumb but i would smash

 might post pics later

Just post the pics now

 

[j23diego]

This thread is full of LULZ, and most of these girls do deserve some