April Wrestling Thread/NTWT Weekend Edition/WM April 10th 2021

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Still Wood.

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I don’t know why everyone is getting butthurt over the tampon thing. I’ve seen worse **** go down at a strip club..#CookieCrispFinger
 
I was at the local stripper emporium for my 1st bachelor party..One of my buddies got me a private dance from a girl who was a, no bs, 8.5/10 and all natural..Dance is going great, she’s progressively getting nastier like a good sloot should..Then she decides to go mining for gold..She turns her back towards me, looks over her shoulder and sticks a digit straight up the ole b-hole..She’s working it in and out in a seductive fashion (which is fine by me)..Well when she takes said digging tool outta her butt she’s got a couple stink nuggets on it but she dont realize it (cause strip clubs arent the most well lit of establishments). She then PUTS THE #CookieCrispFinger IN HER MOUTH!!..She tried to play it off like she didn’t just eat a little bit of turd, but we both know the truth..I was out after that. She tried to hug me but I ducked and dipped outta the private booth..
 
I was at the local stripper emporium for my 1st bachelor party..One of my buddies got me a private dance from a girl who was a, no bs, 8.5/10 and all natural..Dance is going great, she’s progressively getting nastier like a good sloot should..Then she decides to go mining for gold..She turns her back towards me, looks over her shoulder and sticks a digit straight up the ole b-hole..She’s working it in and out in a seductive fashion (which is fine by me)..Well when she takes said digging tool outta her butt she’s got a couple stink nuggets on it but she dont realize it (cause strip clubs arent the most well lit of establishments). She then PUTS THE #CookieCrispFinger IN HER MOUTH!!..She tried to play it off like she didn’t just eat a little bit of turd, but we both know the truth..I was out after that. She tried to hug me but I ducked and dipped outta the private booth..
Not even sure why she would think something like that was sexy in the first place.

She needs a refund from whoever taught her that madness.
 
I was at the local stripper emporium for my 1st bachelor party..One of my buddies got me a private dance from a girl who was a, no bs, 8.5/10 and all natural..Dance is going great, she’s progressively getting nastier like a good sloot should..Then she decides to go mining for gold..She turns her back towards me, looks over her shoulder and sticks a digit straight up the ole b-hole..She’s working it in and out in a seductive fashion (which is fine by me)..Well when she takes said digging tool outta her butt she’s got a couple stink nuggets on it but she dont realize it (cause strip clubs arent the most well lit of establishments). She then PUTS THE #CookieCrispFinger IN HER MOUTH!!..She tried to play it off like she didn’t just eat a little bit of turd, but we both know the truth..I was out after that. She tried to hug me but I ducked and dipped outta the private booth..
Oh Sh * t pun intended!
 
You are in character 95% of your posts and you are advising someone else to be serious?

That is what we are doing?


I don't cross lines like you do, though. You are clearly making fun of religion. Some on here are religious.
 
Canadian Wrestler, Alexis Smirnoff, has passed away at the age of 71 due to complications from diabetes. He recently entered hospice due to kidney issues, according to PWInsider.

He was in the WWE and AWA. He twamed with Ivan Koloff.


Don't think I ever heard of him. Maybe some on here have.
 
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