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Seeing her signature after she replied would have made me end the convo at 11:33am.Originally Posted by ricky409
38 years old...
manager at a Dollar General...
Kids are my age...
WIS?
Ay NT, How Ya'll Smash Older Chicks(30+)?
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Meaning she gives it up easily. Be smooth and you can smash. Tell her you'll give her more than one reason to smile, after that she knows what it isOriginally Posted by Peep Game
Seeing her signature after she replied would have made me end the convo at 11:33am.Originally Posted by ricky409
38 years old...
manager at a Dollar General...
Kids are my age...
WIS?
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smashin a 32 year old now. (im 25) not really a big deal, but it was to her.
She recently divorced...i enjoy it, she does too. good times in my book
She recently divorced...i enjoy it, she does too. good times in my book
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Yeah, it's fact that [older] chicks with signatures are instant smashes.
Signatures disgust me
Signatures disgust me
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Originally Posted by Crispy Cream
Yeah, it's fact that [olderany] chick with signatures are instant smashes.
Signatures disgust me
Fixed
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Originally Posted by Cronicmolemolereturns
This is all true tho. Her job and text sig really tell the story about her. She should be easy. She really doesn't expect much from life. Get in and most importantly GET OUT
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Originally Posted by MonStar1
Originally Posted by Cronicmolemolereturns
This is all true tho. Her job and text sig really tell the story about her. She should be easy. She really doesn't expect much from life. Get in and most importantly GET OUT
I normally dont like to turn on my own gender like this publically but seeing that sig repeated with the * and 'thang' changed that so I agree. Use her up and get out.
36 ounces
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Originally Posted by cap1229
Originally Posted by MonStar1
Originally Posted by Cronicmolemolereturns
This is all true tho. Her job and text sig really tell the story about her. She should be easy. She really doesn't expect much from life. Get in and most importantly GET OUT
I normally dont like to turn on my own gender like this publically but seeing that sig repeated with the * and 'thang' changed that so I agree. Use her up and get out.
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Go to Vegas bro trust me. It's COUGAR central lookin' for the D forreal
. Best time to mingle is while waiting for the taxi cabs and go from there plehiboi....
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Originally Posted by 36 OUNCES
I love NT.
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this man knows.Originally Posted by MonStar1
Originally Posted by Cronicmolemolereturns
This is all true tho. Her job and text sig really tell the story about her. She should be easy. She really doesn't expect much from life. Get in and most importantly GET OUT
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I wouldn't touch that. But I'd spuge on her skin, though.Originally Posted by ricky409
38 years old...
manager at a Dollar General...
Kids are my age...
WIS?
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went to a club one of my friends was djing (no djproto)
anyways got pretty drunk and ended up making out with some 42 year old. her friend comes over and says she has a kid older then you and pulls her away
g.
I'm only 20 thought it was pretty funny but damnit I wanted her
anyways got pretty drunk and ended up making out with some 42 year old. her friend comes over and says she has a kid older then you and pulls her away
g. I'm only 20 thought it was pretty funny but damnit I wanted her
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I smashed one in vegas, I'm curious if I can make it happen again!
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What kind of 40 year old woman talks like that? Sounds like she is from Da Heights or something...
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I'm 24 and smashed my 35 year old neighbor, worst mistake of my life she was 35 and single with no kids for a reason
It was easy to smash though, I was just walking through the neighborhood she was sitting outside I just stopped and said hi, she asked why I never spoke to her before, she went on about how she has been seeing me all the time blah blah, I got the number. The next day I hit her up, she tells me to come over because she cooked, I go over but she's in the back room I chill on the couch, she's comes from the back in some lil #%# shorts and the #%# is huge and the monkey is super fat. We start making out, I'm rubbing on the %!++@ I whip out the pipe and she precedes to suck me up for dear life, after I smash she starts talking about wanting a relationship and kids and how no guys wants a serious relationship. I put my clothes on and bounce, she text me every day for the next two weeks, wanting the D, I was about to smash again but she started the I want a family talk beforehand and it made my penis soft. She hasn't hit me up in a few days, but I can't avoid her because she lives directly across the street from me, and she always is outside now I'm talking about who sits on the balcony at 2 am every night, mean mugging the lil jo's I have coming through
It was easy to smash though, I was just walking through the neighborhood she was sitting outside I just stopped and said hi, she asked why I never spoke to her before, she went on about how she has been seeing me all the time blah blah, I got the number. The next day I hit her up, she tells me to come over because she cooked, I go over but she's in the back room I chill on the couch, she's comes from the back in some lil #%# shorts and the #%# is huge and the monkey is super fat. We start making out, I'm rubbing on the %!++@ I whip out the pipe and she precedes to suck me up for dear life, after I smash she starts talking about wanting a relationship and kids and how no guys wants a serious relationship. I put my clothes on and bounce, she text me every day for the next two weeks, wanting the D, I was about to smash again but she started the I want a family talk beforehand and it made my penis soft. She hasn't hit me up in a few days, but I can't avoid her because she lives directly across the street from me, and she always is outside now I'm talking about who sits on the balcony at 2 am every night, mean mugging the lil jo's I have coming through
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Y'all actin like y'all ain't got mommas. Just peep what she be talking about and use it.
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At first i was like
Then I was like
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Is that you Jody? Because my momma don't talk about NOTHING I would use to bag a woman
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Originally Posted by JayHood23
Meaning she gives it up easily. Be smooth and you can smash. Tell her you'll give her more than one reason to smile, after that she knows what it isOriginally Posted by Peep Game
Seeing her signature after she replied would have made me end the convo at 11:33am.Originally Posted by ricky409
38 years old...
manager at a Dollar General...
Kids are my age...
WIS?
She practically said that for him. This is when you invite yourself over.
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Originally Posted by Peep Game
At first i was like
Then I was like
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Like someone else said older $%$*@! choose you
