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i'm sayin though.... simps ruining the thread
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Originally Posted by IM A HELION
And on top of that, that only proves that I'm even a simp in private.
Originally Posted by CROSSISOM
I don't wanna add too much in her defense because I don't wanna get my feelings involved, but some of these dudes is tip-toein on the line. How dare they throw so many shots at such a ravishingly beautiful female?Originally Posted by IM A HELION
Yeah, they goin hard on WG. I ain't lettin it happen though. Anybody that possesses a vagina is exempt from scrunity in my eyes. These lames on here don't know how satisfyin to give a woman everything she wants and needs. They really should try to be like us, CROSS, don't you think?
Dima, I'll come around more just for you. You know how I adore you and all that jazz. Hell, I adore all the females here. If my arms were long enough, I'd hug all of ya'll at the same time.
And man, if they saw my inbox, they would be on their pathetic un-kneepadded knees askin me how I put in so much work.
Originally Posted by CROSSISOM
Yeah, I been tryin to get back into simpin harder, but these chitownlegen e-funeral suit wearin +%+ +@!+%! wont let me.
But I'm good homie, they goin hard on my digital girl though. Hearin about me all the way in Indy though?[Usher] Don't play wit me like dat [/Usher] I put these goddesses mind body and soul on gold-leaf encrusted pedestals constantly though. You know how it be.
Originally Posted by IM A HELION
Ain't #%#% shakin except I'm out here tryna get my simpin numbers up...it's gettin easier with the amount of woman-hatin virgins poppin up on NT. You can tell the vast majority of these puppies ain't gettin no buns at all. They got BB on they FireFox bookmarks and #%#%.Originally Posted by CROSSISOM
x 2... and whats up my simpin %$+ brotha from anotha motha?Originally Posted by IM A HELION
Dima...I miss you.
It's been so long since we've had a nice talk. I enjoy them. I love and miss you, baby. Less than three!
What's been good with you though? I been hearin bout your simpin exploits all the way here in Indy...keep it up. Nice to hear that I ain't the only one puttin these beautiful queens on pedestals.
You silly negroes.
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Originally Posted by FlyNY
This thread took a complete 180
Started off with WG bragging about her sacred box, then people doubting WGs gender,to idk what else
All i know is that, if WeekendGirl is really who she says she is, I'd be on that like
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Amen...lame ash dudes had to go and ruin a perfectly good friday night thread...Originally Posted by SiMPLYDiMPLY
i'm sayin though.... simps ruining the thread
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Learn to cook and massage and get on with your day.Originally Posted by SuperAntigen
Amen...lame ash dudes had to go and ruin a perfectly good friday night thread...Originally Posted by SiMPLYDiMPLY
i'm sayin though.... simps ruining the thread
As for you SiMPLY, let me go run some bath water for you so you can relax your precious mammaries and embedded cheeks.
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you already got that denied stamp across your resume, or did you forgetOriginally Posted by CROSSISOM
Learn to cook and massage and get on with your day.Originally Posted by SuperAntigen
Amen...lame ash dudes had to go and ruin a perfectly good friday night thread...Originally Posted by SiMPLYDiMPLY
i'm sayin though.... simps ruining the thread
As for you SiMPLY, let me go run some bath water for you so you can relax your precious mammaries and embedded cheeks.
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Yo someone please bring me up to date, what the hell is going on?
lrrr
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You fale.Originally Posted by CROSSISOM
Learn to cook and massage and get on with your day.Originally Posted by SuperAntigen
Amen...lame ash dudes had to go and ruin a perfectly good friday night thread...Originally Posted by SiMPLYDiMPLY
i'm sayin though.... simps ruining the thread
As for you SiMPLY, let me go run some bath water for you so you can relax your precious mammaries and embedded cheeks.
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I didn't forget, but I'll still handle domestic duties for you, as long as you feel like the queen you are. I don't think you realizehow far up on a pedestal you put YOUR cooter without me gassin you though. That's what the +$@% I'm talkin bout.Originally Posted by SiMPLYDiMPLY
you already got that denied stamp across your resume, or did you forget
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Originally Posted by FlyNY
This thread took a complete 180
Started off with WG bragging about her sacred box, then people doubting WGs gender,to idk what else
All i know is that, if WeekendGirl is really who she says she is, I'd be on that like
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Originally Posted by CROSSISOM
She'll tell you Palestinian, but angels don't have a ethnicity.Originally Posted by Fear The Ibis
I was wondering too. Just accepted her FB request. Dima is straight.
What's you ethnicity girl? Peruvian? Saudi? Himalayan?
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Ya'll are really mad, aren't ya'll?
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ive been sleepin on this thread..but weekend girl you can get it from me, ill tear the $+%% up fasho!
you half asian?
you half asian?
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Originally Posted by Fear The Ibis
Originally Posted by CROSSISOM
She'll tell you Palestinian, but angels don't have a ethnicity.Originally Posted by Fear The Ibis
I was wondering too. Just accepted her FB request. Dima is straight.
What's you ethnicity girl? Peruvian? Saudi? Himalayan?
For a second I thought he said angles.
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Originally Posted by SuperAntigen
Amen...lame ash dudes had to go and ruin a perfectly good friday night thread...Originally Posted by SiMPLYDiMPLY
i'm sayin though.... simps ruining the thread
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Cosign, just killed it.
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Originally Posted by OGbobbyjohnson773
Originally Posted by Fear The Ibis
Originally Posted by CROSSISOM
She'll tell you Palestinian, but angels don't have a ethnicity.Originally Posted by Fear The Ibis
I was wondering too. Just accepted her FB request. Dima is straight.
What's you ethnicity girl? Peruvian? Saudi? Himalayan?
For a second I thought he said angles.
Me too.
lrrr
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*an ethnicity
if you're going to simp then dont +*++ it up
if you're going to simp then dont +*++ it up
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Originally Posted by CROSSISOM
I didn't forget, but I'll still handle domestic duties for you, as long as you feel like the queen you are. I don't think you realize how far up on a pedestal you put YOUR cooter without me gassin you though. That's what the +$@% I'm talkin bout.Originally Posted by SiMPLYDiMPLY
you already got that denied stamp across your resume, or did you forget
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Originally Posted by kidUFC
ive been sleepin on this thread..but weekend girl you can get it from me, ill tear the $+%% up fasho!
you half asian?
She look way different in this picture.
http://CROSSISOM.u.yuku.com
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I'd join Team Simp, if Simply took a look my way.
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hey weekend girl looks like Aaliyah a lil bit...
the stories on her blog are funny lol
the stories on her blog are funny lol
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Just make sure you're at 135° so she can see you.Originally Posted by SnkrFrk
I'd join Team Simp, if Simply took a look my way.
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Im on it.Originally Posted by OGbobbyjohnson773
Just make sure you're at 135° so she can see you.Originally Posted by SnkrFrk
I'd join Team Simp, if Simply took a look my way.
