Best 40 Year Old Virgin Scenes....

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Easily Romany Malco is half�the comedy behind 40 year old virgin
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i dont have any vids, but:

- when andy talks about what he does on his free time/weekend/whatever with the tuba playing, karaoke, etc.
- when andy calls trish, she answers it and he grunt and hangs up right away
- jay's girlfriend coming into the store and asking about the speed dating card
- the club scene where andy asks cal how many times hes been to the bathroom and ends it with a "#$%@ you man! im sorry."
- schwinn %^&(^&* armstrong
 
Cal: "You got a hummer from a ******, didn't ya!"
Jay: *Stares off into space realizing he just got a hummer from a *******

Jewish kid: "Yeah, i'd tap that."
Jewish kid's dad: "Oh, you'd tap that, huh? What, do you think you're cool or something, with your Jew fro?"

Had me DYING.
 
Originally Posted by justhotkicks

Cal: "You got a hummer from a ******, didn't ya!"
Jay: *Stares off into space realizing he just got a hummer from a *******

Jewish kid: "Yeah, i'd tap that."
Jewish kid's dad: "Oh, you'd tap that, huh? What, do you think you're cool or something, with your Jew fro?"

Had me DYING.

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and when is dad said "shut up seth... u have a tiny penis"... i was
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thats one of my top 5 scenes in a comedy.

i do the "is this your boy?" and gun hand gestures all the time.
 
This scene was always LOL funny to me because I can guarantee you a white dude scripted the whole thing
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My favorite parts were when they in the store my man goes "$%@%! get out the room" watching the horror flick. Also, when they had the session aboutbeing a virgin. Funny movie. Got this on DVD. Also, "clear all of my appointments for the rest of the day".
 
So you actually wrote, one girl was hurtin for a squirtin?

Jay I don't want you hangin out with this pervert.
 
Originally Posted by trapmuzik617

Originally Posted by justhotkicks

Cal: "You got a hummer from a ******, didn't ya!"
Jay: *Stares off into space realizing he just got a hummer from a *******

Jewish kid: "Yeah, i'd tap that."
Jewish kid's dad: "Oh, you'd tap that, huh? What, do you think you're cool or something, with your Jew fro?"

Had me DYING.

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and when is dad said "shut up seth... u have a tiny penis"... i was
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"Sounds like my Friday night."
"Seth, we were at temple."

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I can't find the video, but when Jonah Hill is trying to buy the boots from the eBay store
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"I just want to buy these boots, go home, and try them on."
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Originally Posted by bkmac

Originally Posted by trapmuzik617

Originally Posted by justhotkicks

Cal: "You got a hummer from a ******, didn't ya!"
Jay: *Stares off into space realizing he just got a hummer from a *******

Jewish kid: "Yeah, i'd tap that."
Jewish kid's dad: "Oh, you'd tap that, huh? What, do you think you're cool or something, with your Jew fro?"

Had me DYING.

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and when is dad said "shut up seth... u have a tiny penis"... i was
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!
"Sounds like my Friday night."
"Seth, we were at temple."

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I can't find the video, but when Jonah Hill is trying to buy the boots from the eBay store
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"I just want to buy these boots, go home, and try them on."
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The look on his face was priceless
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Originally Posted by bkmac


"Sounds like my Friday night."
"Seth, we were at temple."

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I can't find the video, but when Jonah Hill is trying to buy the boots from the eBay store
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"I just want to buy these boots, go home, and try them on."
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Truly an underrated scene.

First, he congratulates Andy when he asks her out. He says something like:

"I don't know why you're making this so difficult. I just want to buy these so I can, you know, take these home, so I can...wear them."
 
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