Boy dies after masturbating 42 times

[BigDanes89]

42 TIMES! HOW THE HELL!

 

[atlien seeko]

Originally Posted by proper english

@$+? 

Same $@#* I said.

Originally Posted by mondaynightraw

he was attracted to all kind of women, regardless of texture physics, color and age.

Uhh.. What?!

And I get a strange sense of trolling from this article. Who the hell was there to count 42 times?

 

[thunderchunk69]

Originally Posted by RaWeX05

All the good jokes are taken.

Palmela Handerson is a widow

 

[frank 7he t4nk]

beaten to death...

 

[dipsetgeneral]

Originally Posted by Retro23J

 How they know how many times he fapped though???

42?? Was he a wizard??

I know right!

 

[krazy88s]

Originally Posted by Frank 7he T4nk

beaten to death...

jerk chicken...

 

[cobra kai]

nah, between fatigue from both arms and the fact that after like 10 at the most, the last 32 had to be blanks.

i don't believe it.

 

[thapointguy]

He wanted to get an ipad.

 

[kramer]

Originally Posted by Mangudai954

Originally Posted by StylishStef89

Originally Posted by BriaNiLLa

how did they even know he masturbated 42 times?

They counted all the tabs he had open in his browser

Man..

 

[baltimoregutta]

This thread made me 

literally.

 

[the r0yal family]

Well...at least he went out with a bang.

 

[solelifted5]

Originally Posted by Frank Mucus

That boy done squirted his soul out his wiener.

 

[shoesclues]

this thread is pretty damn funny haha.......

 

[21shots]

Protein everywhere...

 

[veryanalytical85]

Yo, I still have a hard time (pause) to believe this is actually a legit story. If it is R.I.P. to the guy.
In any case, it's like Jay-Z said in one of his collab songs, "I came, I saw and conquer"

 

[AEA18]

Originally Posted by Space DooDoo Pistols

Originally Posted by BLinK

Imagine trying to keep a straight face at his funeral.

i couldn't, at all. not even close. imagine the eulogy :
"he left as he came... in a blast of sperm! hoooooooooo!"

 

[nighthawk9421]

i swear the replys in this thread are pretty funny (beat himself to death lol)

 

[CHICHAN]

 

[xhxxkxxdx]

he shoulda drank some g2 to keep him hydrated. What was the actual cause of death?

 

[Smorgasbordgie]

I'm sorry, but

 

[thunderchunk69]

He had his fate in his hands

 

[21shots]

Addiction is no joke. He probably would of reached out for help, but he was too busy reaching for his...

 

[21shots]

Atleast this tragedy had a happy ending.

 

[Pathos]

Originally Posted by Space DooDoo Pistols

Originally Posted by BLinK

Imagine trying to keep a straight face at his funeral.

i couldn't, at all. not even close. imagine the eulogy :
"he left as he came... in a blast of sperm! hoooooooooo!"

 

[trickster360cj]

die hard lol