*Breaking* Johnathon Majors Arrested Vol. Strangulation, Assault & Harassment...

[SORIANOTRON]

No thanks.

Im not into pretending to be someone else nor do I get paid to be

I respect the art form, but lets call a spade a spade here.

 

[Lee And His Sneaks]

exactly

 

[kingkoopa]

Man I’d pretend like a MFer for the checks they be gettin yall TRIPPIN!

 

[KingdomFlatbush]

Man I know them Kang the Conqueror checks was finna be SCRUMPTIOUS

 

[superantigen]

Yo, this thread has devolved into jokes and I'm loving it...

Because you know it was for show and you're trying to sway the jury.

It's like dudes with face and neck tattoos dressing in a suit for court. You're not going to fool anyone.

Dudes with face and neck tattoos minding their business and catching strays...

...

 

[SORIANOTRON]

exactly

professional pretenders.

 

[Hijo Del Promo]

No thanks.

Im not into pretending to be someone else nor do I get paid to be

I respect the art form, but lets call a spade a spade here.

And she was the Queen of Spades.
- Drake aka Aubrey aka The BOY

 

[htg designs]

Wonder if he runs into J Smollet, in the joint.
That fall prison production might be a1.

 

[TSCQ]

Wonder if he runs in J Smollet, in the joint.
That fall prison production might be a1.

Probably tell that man “I need you to be Malcom x”

 

[executive76]

 

[Raji Lowenthal]

Man I’d pretend like a MFer for the checks they be gettin yall TRIPPIN!

Only those who are gifted at it get those checks. Everyone can do it yeah, but not everyone is great at it, or even able to earn a living at it.

 

[el presidente]

At this point I feel like this thread and the Kanye thread are simply extensions of the “Fools Wildin” universe

 

[Mark Antony]

Well at least he's still a part of some kinda universe.

 

[KingdomFlatbush]

 

[DonCigaro]

Majors an elite bag fumbler

 

[Magic33]

Crying on demand aint something one can just learn to do. A lot of actors pull from real life experience, so its just a little bit more than "playing pretend".

When I saw Devotion I thought kid had some screws loose. He was pulling that from somewhere.

 

[DCAllAfrican]

 

[jape]

Majors an elite bag fumbler

yeah that marvel money would’ve been generational

 

[Mark Antony]

Especially since folks liked him and he'd probably be top dog given what's left of the first run.

 

[Hijo Del Promo]

All I know is, in the comic universe, if it is an alternate reality, Doctor Doom prolly stumbled on our reality while he was alternate universe watching on his computer and is getting a chuckle out of this.

Typical Doom.

 

[executive76]

 

[nice jahb]

I like Ms. Coleman. Closer to the Coretta vibes.

 

[KingdomFlatbush]

 

[IATT]

 

[htg designs]

"Not a curve in the family"