Cam'Ron > Jay-Z VOL. Post Funny Cam Lines

[stoneyjax]

Originally Posted by henz0

Jay-z is better... But cam is more entertaining to me so I listen to him WAY more

agreed!

Under the long john is silver...
Why you think they call me Long John Silver?!?

pure genious

 

[rwfanatic]

Originally Posted by henz0

i flip china white.
my dishes is white china

From china seen chyna gave the $%$%@ party pills.. she strip now we clickin like dorothy heels

Got the inside, right from the outside.. You outside? get inside.. ya insides be outside

& I'm past fake, ma make ya $## shake... i layup on the #+*@ just like a fast break

Thats " Get Down " w/ Juelz


What CD is this on? I know I've heard them lines before

 

[nickdiggler]

Lookin back on skool,

arts n crafts

@%+@@@ half the staff, beat up half the class

I was like Dr. Dre tho I have to laugh

%$*++ Wit an Atiitude? Meet me After-math...

 

[los0croft]

Originally Posted by rwfanatic

Originally Posted by henz0

i flip china white.
my dishes is white china

From china seen chyna gave the $%$%@ party pills.. she strip now we clickin like dorothy heels

Got the inside, right from the outside.. You outside? get inside.. ya insides be outside

& I'm past fake, ma make ya $## shake... i layup on the #+*@ just like a fast break

Thats " Get Down " w/ Juelz

What CD is this on? I know I've heard them lines before


More Than Music Vol.1

 

[henz0]

Its on Back Like Cooked Crack 2 also...

Another slept on cam verse from What the Games been missing on Kill Em

There go a cat fight *+**!%# they spar for dome.. get in the car they foam, never seen cars wit phones?

Get movin & took out, im usin the hood rout... hustla? please.. man you was the look out... man just look out.. ima ragin bull, wit amazin pull, thats y impaid in full

 

[mayor of nyc]

Originally Posted by henz0

Its on Back Like Cooked Crack 2 also...

Another slept on cam verse from What the Games been missing on Kill Em

There go a cat fight *+**!%# they spar for dome.. get in the car they foam, never seen cars wit phones?

Get movin & took out, im usin the hood rout... hustla? please.. man you was the look out... man just look out.. ima ragin bull, wit amazin pull, thats y im paid in full

 

[mr monday niight]

Originally Posted by Powfo

Lets be honest....

Jim Jones > Cam > Jigga Man.

riiitee

 

[mayor of nyc]

But I cope wit the rain, mad I can't float with my dame, down to the coastal wit caine
Maine, my boat is a plane
I land on the water, here I go boastin' again
I keep toast, give a toast, inhale smoke for the pain

 

[mr monday niight]

 

[tmak15]

We at the waffle house
Watress said "Watch yo mouth"
My girl talk while she eats
Told her "damn girl, watch yo mouth"

Got white that keeps me fresh like baby powder
Wash my girls face n chest - give her a baby shower
Bet she ain't expecting I keep her guessn
"Cam how you stay so freshly dressed?
I tell my baby - powder

We bring the burners B
We turn you burgundy
Morning news you *&$%# son
Ron Burgundy

We watchn Loony Toonies
We at the movies loopy
My boo turned to me
and she said
"Yo dude, loony tune me"

We at the hot dog stand
She made my hot dog stand
#*U&# Kabayash'd the whole team
She likes hot dogs man
Drove thru the garment district
On a charming visit
Glove box got the sparkling biscuit
So if the cops tryna ticket
WARNING I'm a click it
We did the wa-wa-tussi
She said "sock it to me"
Felt like I was robbn the cradle
'Bout to knock the booties



CLASSIC

 

[af1pops12]

"Wanted to hit it from the back she agreed that i'm looney, but preceeded to moon me."

 

[akuratl02]

"put the lazers on glocs/
razor or ox/
as I lay in the drop/
pump the base on the pac/
Park the "H" on the block/
in front of H&R block/
see the face on the watch/
put ya face on the #$%^/
I keep the lugar hugged/
show you how to use a snub/
wooptee wu, *f* around, be you I plug/
I dont do the drugs/
baby I move the drugs/
Right on the computer love/
it sound like computer love"

 

[tupack shaker]

I seen the most amazing thing
Jay-Z in Africa, a camel on a camel
I wanted to call the Guiness Book of World Records

 

[trillipinotrapstar]

Originally Posted by henz0

Jay-z is better... But cam is more entertaining to me so I listen to him WAY more

QFT.

 

[jr paperstacks]

I'll show you how to weigh your work on the way to work...
I'll be proud of you like, "Dawg, that's the way to work..."

 

[ai for mvp]

" you better step son before I *@** your mom you'll be my stepson"

 

[notoriousmro]

If you'll sex in this Lex and your stuff be the bomb
I'll get you that stuff that Gretzky skate on
(What you mean "Gretzky be on"?)
Ice
(Oh you're gonna buy me diamonds?!)
Shut the +%+@ up!

 

[robby valentino]

Originally Posted by Tupack Shaker

I seen the most amazing thing
Jay-Z in Africa, a camel on a camel
I wanted to call the Guiness Book of World Records

forgot all about this

 

[high class scum bag]

"Some good coke, dog/ go get your face pipe/ put on my Laker jersey/then I go rape white." ( number eight)

 

[tmh88]

"ey yo lock my garage,rock my massage
f*ck it,bucket by Osh Kosh Bgosh"

"that sh!ts disgusting,keep the chickens cluckin,dis on my wrist is nothing
its just yellow hearts and pink diamonds,where i get the money for dis dont think rhyming"

 

[true 3 blue]

Jay is my favorite rapper but cam definitely is a funny dude.


'Killa Cam' off Purple Haze has grown on me:

With the goons I spy/ Stay in tune wit Ma
She like damn, this the realest since Kumbaya
Boom by yay Killa Cam my lord/ Still the man wit the pants
Scrill fam oh boy

 

[young dr0]

climb behind vagina, then i hymen grind her.

brother chris and don, and their sister con, they sell yay, you'll say "YAY! that sh,t's the bomb."

But I'm a hustla, in my heart, trapped is the game
attached to my frame, tapped to my brain, the fact still remains
It wasn't rap, it was crack that got the racks on the Range

Up in white lotus dog you might notice
That you type bogus me I'm quite focus
And hope is hopeless, dissappear in the air hocus pocus

I milked them, i killed them, you quilt them, you missed her
You held her, you kissed her
You felt all the blisters, melt on her whiskers

x

enh I can quote this _ all day

 

[scotthallwithapick]

"cat like you call you gladiator
go down on a chick and you happy glad-he-ate-her"

GL(ine)OAT

 

[addict4sneakers]

i probably listen to cam more than any other rapper

"i'm a baller that'll merk you like jason williams"

"1st movie ever merked out mekhi phife (thats my man though)"

"in real life Nia think i'm Long and wanna throw me the head"

 

[djryan614]

cats is really in here buggin on their computers 'putin. Cam better than Jay?