Cam'Ron > Jay-Z VOL. Post Funny Cam Lines

[igotiversonhandles]

What the $%#@ is a poon poon dog???

 

[stephonurkel]

"...Now in the strip club the Benjies turn to paper planes
I'm Killa, you Andre Miller, got a basic game...
I told ya %**+% to hurry up, we don't wait for trains..."

/thread

 

[blade br0wn]

"…Everybody out at the 'Up In Smoke Tour'…

I was uptown, gats out…up in coke wars…

Bootleg, gun shop… up in both stores…

Both grip, both hands… held both fours…

Ups/downs… highs/lows… seen both doors…

Die here or live… decisions are both yours…

But two cats fronted, I broke both jaws…

I'm wit two chicks… you know I f**ked both wh**es…

Homicide, robbery… I broke both laws…

I'll do you like food… I assume you roast yours…



I was so poor…

Couldn't afford the condom, had to goraw…

Next day in the free clinic… 'OH,LORD!!!...'"

 

[sdfbheat]

"The truck or the Lamby
Cam be stuffed in some candy
This ain't a label Curtis, I'm freaking with family
See my squad done waited right behind them bars that's gated
Hopped out the casket bastard, reincarnated
Yep, so have a seat, this gon' be a masterpiece
I have to beef, he look like a gorilla, with rabbit teeth
Bugs Monkey, act hard wit' a crack god that mack broads
That video ain't Queens, it's your backyard
Cuurtis, what's messing wit' ya head bad
Ya dead mad, but dag that, security with red flags
You bangin' 5, shootin' rocks and signs my way
Fine play, I keep it nuetral, but my family's 9-Trey
Soo-Woo, my A.R. lights that stay to fight from day to night
When I smack the Lightey brothers, Dave and Mike
Huh, believe me #@$, you can't G me though
Jimmy ain't the president, he the CEO
Zeke is the president, it's evident, he'll !*$* and spray
Santana underboss, I sign off like Dr. Dre
I %@*# with Zo Pound too, waddup, Sa Pa Se
Grab the cocoa macok, tessozo, rock away
I extended the clip, never be friends with you pricks
Shout to a real Queens dude, ya know, Kenneth McGriff
He ran from police, you run with police
You ain't from Southside
You 'bout to get your mouth wide"

 

[ninjahood]

Originally Posted by rwfanatic

Originally Posted by henz0

Jay-z is better... But cam is more entertaining to me

Basically

 

[ninjahood]

Originally Posted by rwfanatic

Originally Posted by henz0

Jay-z is better... But cam is more entertaining to me

Basically

 

[pdot]

#+%%$ said my car the same color as fluoride...





What the %%%@ color is fluoride #+%%$ ?!?!?


Kills me everytime...

 

[icandunkonu]

Originally Posted by akuratl02


"put the lazers on glocs/
razor or ox/
as I lay in the drop/
pump the base on the pac/
Park the "H" on the block/
in front of H&R block/
see the face on the watch/
put ya face on the #$%^/
I keep the lugar hugged/
show you how to use a snub/
wooptee wu, *f* around, be you I plug/
I dont do the drugs/
baby I move the drugs/
Right on the computer love/
it sound like computer love"

my dude killa

 

[rocketsfan]

"The marble's mad - Yup, the floors are heated"

"Malcolm X tell the white b**** yo, i want my toes sucked"

"I'm Killa, you Andre Miller, got a basic game"

"Get the R. Kelly tape and see how we p*** on you
Thats Kool-Aid, Mountain Dew, and Cris on you"

so many more great lines......

 

[chris boshs neck]

No one touches Cam

'm on the westside of Chicago, lookin' for a bust down
And make me put my two arms up, Touchdown!
You stay in touch now, but when I tough down
I'm like Buckshot shorty, you better "Duck Down"
Yeah I must clown, I'm from Harlem, Uptown
Where we flash money, take your %#+!$ and ask you, what now?
Birds flip a dozen, chicks is *$@## they suckin'
Swallow my kids, go and kiss they cousin
Yes, they kissing cousins, toys kissing muppets
Worst then that, they go home and kiss they husband
That !%+!'s disgusting

 

[he told on me]

Your eyes not the only one chinky" Took it back confessions of fire