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What's the oldest y'all smashed?
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Same Biatch, different shirt.i dont even care about bodies. Dont mean nothing
63What's the oldest y'all smashed?
woah woah woahSame Biatch, different shirt.
Got a mid 20 yr old lil homie colleague from Nicaragua who gets off on older women. Cat drools over Hilary Clinton or Nancy Peloski lolWhat's the oldest y'all smashed?
pelosi can dress her butt offGot a mid 20 yr old lil homie colleague from Nicaragua who gets off on older women. Cat drools over Hilary Clinton or Nancy Peloski lol
Damn 63 were you finessing her out that SS?63
1st female to let me PIIHB
Understandable but that caring can make you stupid blind. Last couple of smashes goes straight to block.woah woah woah
CHILL
a few i cared for
Young MA can dress too but I’m straightpelosi can dress her butt off
her fashion sense is crazy
id smash off that alone
nah we was just coolDamn 63 were you finessing her out that SS?
My oldest was late 40s, but id smash older if she look good.
u trippinYoung MA can dress too but I’m straight
bruh being in a relationshipMy body count isn’t as high as it could be because I’ve been in a lot of long relationships like a scrub
nah we was just strictly just playing the gamesLmao @ playing Xbox with her son
So anytime he talk **** to you in the game what you say? Ya? Well I ****ed your mom!
Think this one was the oldest I was like 20 I was doing concession stand at a Nascar race in VA (mad random). They had me and this one dude on this stand selling pretzels and lemonade.nah we was just strictly just playing the games
wouldnt be no talking about other stuff
i was like 23 at the time
dude was just about video games
be a "whats up u tryna play"
type of thing and thats it
whenever we crossed paths
at her not dropping u offThink this one was the oldest I was like 20 I was doing concession stand at a Nascar race in VA (mad random). They had me and this one dude on this stand selling pretzels and lemonade.
This older black lady came up to me and told me her homegirl thought I was cute and wanted a free pretzel, they were working some other booth/stand. I told her I could hook up lemonade but not pretzels. She said if I give her friend a pretzel she'll give me her number. I look over and her body was on point. Said **** it I'll buy you an over priced pretzel.
She came over and told me I'm coming home with her at the end of the day and she's gonna eat me up.
Bruh this lady lived in NC, she took me there. Freaky old *****. She wouldn't take me back to VA, I had to link my homie to come pick me up
I had a sugar mama when I was younger, she was 39-40. She was buying me all types of ****, clothes, food, trees, liq, cigs. I even had her buying **** for my fam. Had her paying for my cabs all over the city and ****.
Nah fam, everybody here ain’t losers/virgins in real life. Some of us was really smashing these O’s and getting out the house having fun.
She wasn't tripping or anything she was cool. Where I was in VA was right on the state line with NC. Literally a 5min drive and you in NC. I told her I'd come down on the weekends cuz it was like an hour and a bit drive.at her not dropping u off
how was she acting
while u was waiting on that ride???
Basically u don’t get *****... That’s cool we all different.People that can keep track of where they put their **** don’t get laid, got it
That post was so fake tough so ya a definite loser idk about the virgin part
why is itOkay I’ll stay with the consistent you keep the standards low
nothing wrong with that man3
Started at age 22 and was very 1) picky 2) afraid of getting an STD or most importantly 3) getting a girl pregnant.
And b4 you ask, I'm now 34yo and married with a kid.