Characters at the barbershop

Everyone in a babershop is a professional sports analyst.


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I got to a spot in Flatbush BK where there's like a barbershop or two every other block.

We got

-the old guy James who once claimed to win the lottery. They clowned him and said he bought a Delorean with the money
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-my barber Dee..cool dude but always stops in the middle of peoples cuts to answer his phone

-Jah, the second dude if Dee isn't there...

Its in a mainly Caribbean hood so there be mad extra $!# people. One time I went in on a Saturday night (never did it before big mistake) and had to wait mad long. Dudes went from arguing if Kobe was > Lebron to talking about Moses and the dietary laws in the Bible.

Dudes could work for ESPN how they know about sports
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Everyone in a babershop is a professional sports analyst.


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true story

I got to a spot in Flatbush BK where there's like a barbershop or two every other block.

We got

-the old guy James who once claimed to win the lottery. They clowned him and said he bought a Delorean with the money
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-my barber Dee..cool dude but always stops in the middle of peoples cuts to answer his phone

-Jah, the second dude if Dee isn't there...

Its in a mainly Caribbean hood so there be mad extra $!# people. One time I went in on a Saturday night (never did it before big mistake) and had to wait mad long. Dudes went from arguing if Kobe was > Lebron to talking about Moses and the dietary laws in the Bible.

Dudes could work for ESPN how they know about sports
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All my years dealing with barbershops, all I have to say is
Dominican barbers >>>>>>>>> all...

Shout out to my bros on 233rd and White Plains rd
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Dudes at the old barbershop on tremont...btw homie with the beanie is the one that claims driving in reverse down the cross bronx at 65mph
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All my years dealing with barbershops, all I have to say is
Dominican barbers >>>>>>>>> all...

Shout out to my bros on 233rd and White Plains rd
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Dudes at the old barbershop on tremont...btw homie with the beanie is the one that claims driving in reverse down the cross bronx at 65mph
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The 'crack fiend', oopps...I meant 'hustler'. I never forget the day HE was wearing baby phat jeans (He's a fiend, he don't know about name brands). I haven't laughed that hard in a while.

The 'DVD man' who contributes to my ever growing porn collection.

My boy Suh, claims he smashed 75% of the mom's of the lil boys he cuts. ( I'm not gonna front, he does have pics of the mother's in "interesting" positions .)

The lil kid who's only there on Saturdays to sweep the hair off the floor and do odd jobs around the shop for a lil $$$.

The Jamaican chick who does twist, braids, dreds, etc. I LOVE her accent, she also has a fatty.

Gotta barber we call "Brooklyn". Cool cat, he comes to the shop when he "feels like it". Not only is he from BK, but this dude looks like a spitting image of Billy Danze (M.O.P.)

We got another barber "Jay". Now this dude is a PIMP. I mean, you can usually tell when somebody spit BS about doing this and that with chicks, but this dude actually lives it. I never forget the day he had 4 different chicks bring him food at different times throughout the day. He even had one of the chicks bring the whole shop Popeyes. She forgot the hot sauce, he made her GO back and get some.

Then you got my barber, been going to this dude since highschool. I been getting my hair cut by him since day one, basically when he first started cutting hair, all the way until he opened up his OWN shop. That's my dude for life.
 
The 'crack fiend', oopps...I meant 'hustler'. I never forget the day HE was wearing baby phat jeans (He's a fiend, he don't know about name brands). I haven't laughed that hard in a while.

The 'DVD man' who contributes to my ever growing porn collection.

My boy Suh, claims he smashed 75% of the mom's of the lil boys he cuts. ( I'm not gonna front, he does have pics of the mother's in "interesting" positions .)

The lil kid who's only there on Saturdays to sweep the hair off the floor and do odd jobs around the shop for a lil $$$.

The Jamaican chick who does twist, braids, dreds, etc. I LOVE her accent, she also has a fatty.

Gotta barber we call "Brooklyn". Cool cat, he comes to the shop when he "feels like it". Not only is he from BK, but this dude looks like a spitting image of Billy Danze (M.O.P.)

We got another barber "Jay". Now this dude is a PIMP. I mean, you can usually tell when somebody spit BS about doing this and that with chicks, but this dude actually lives it. I never forget the day he had 4 different chicks bring him food at different times throughout the day. He even had one of the chicks bring the whole shop Popeyes. She forgot the hot sauce, he made her GO back and get some.

Then you got my barber, been going to this dude since highschool. I been getting my hair cut by him since day one, basically when he first started cutting hair, all the way until he opened up his OWN shop. That's my dude for life.
 
Lmao!..this thread proves that we men probably pay more attention to our barbers than we do our own girls.
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Lmao!..this thread proves that we men probably pay more attention to our barbers than we do our own girls.
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I'm not even kidding...dude originated ducktales...the rest of the barbers would just roll their eyes whims his back...@%!$ was hilarious.
 
I'm not even kidding...dude originated ducktales...the rest of the barbers would just roll their eyes whims his back...@%!$ was hilarious.
 
The og Italian dude who's nice with a razor but mumbles like a mo'f#%^%# you can't make out a word.
 
The og Italian dude who's nice with a razor but mumbles like a mo'f#%^%# you can't make out a word.
 
Shout out to Mega Barbershop. Carlos has been lacing my hair for years!!!
I went the other day for a cut, after not getting cut for 3 weeks and saw this. I had to laugh. Alot of Dominican pride.

 
Shout out to Mega Barbershop. Carlos has been lacing my hair for years!!!
I went the other day for a cut, after not getting cut for 3 weeks and saw this. I had to laugh. Alot of Dominican pride.

 
-west indian dudes talking about their homeland
-west indian dudes arguing with american dudes over sports
 
-west indian dudes talking about their homeland
-west indian dudes arguing with american dudes over sports
 
Originally Posted by ksteezy

All my years dealing with barbershops, all I have to say is
Dominican barbers >>>>>>>>> all...

Shout out to my bros on 233rd and White Plains rd


Dudes at the old barbershop on tremont...btw homie with the beanie is the one that claims driving in reverse down the cross bronx at 65mph
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Dude w. the Henny looks like a dominican Juwan Howard
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When I was at St. John's there used to be a barbershop across the street from the school (headquarters, anyone? 
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) the worst barber in that joint was a dude named Mouse.  Dude could have been Beanie Sigel's body double....if you looked up the word "unsanitary" in Webster's, you'd probably see his mug.  Dude smelled like a bag of stale funyuns.  If he was cutting ur hair and got the munchies, he'd leave your %@! in the chair while he left and took a 45 minute lunch/snack break.  No joke....the last straw w. the dude was one day he was eating powdered donuts while cutting my boy's hair.  Dude had sugar all over his mitts, licked his fingers and then put his hand back on my boy's head to finish the cut
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Straight nasty....his chair was empty 95% of the time we went in there for cuts...and that was for good reason.  "Yo son...u need a cut?...Nah, I'm good" 

*Cuttys on Parsons was where it was at
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**If u going to a dominican/PR/columbian barber shop...if that joint says they open at 10am, in reality it's noon.  Dudes need time to sober up after either watching boxing the night before or from hitting the salsa
 
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