Charlie Murphy GOAT Storyteller

[Maximus Meridius]

Only if they had reality shows back then

 

[furiousstylez23]

My Gawddd, Im Dying, I watched all 3. FUNNY AS HELL.

 

[Mactastic4167]

So underrated, he's one of the dudes that it doesn't matter what he's talking about, he just has the type of voice that everything he says is funny.

 

[jj1223]

Hilarious. I wish Dave would have made a skit out of the first one

 

[twizzi]

Only if they had reality shows back then

Charilie murphy's the authority on story telling

 

[Deleted member 87369]

"No ************ we the Black Panthers, and I'm the president *****"
Charlie was beating on everybody

 

[offbad]

yoooooo

beetle bailey??

 

[dade b0y]

YES.

The Darryl Stingley part had me CRYING

Welfare peanut butter! "We ****** up MAD BREAD"

 

[lazy]

"I took the boy to the brick oven, I made pizza with his face... I demolished it. then when they got on em...they put the crust on em" 

 

[gumsoul410]

"You want me to stomp your mouth? Huh? Cuz that's the only thing moving"

 

[cmamba40]

Funniest **** i've seen in awhile 

 

[stillhungry]

I'm in tears @ the Daryl Stingley part lmaooo

 

[je ne sais quoi]

Charlie is the truth.

"I can handle myself. One of the things about me is that I don't mind demonstrating it. If you come around thinking you can punk somebody, "Hey, just box." WELL, C'MON LET'S BOX! WHILE WE'RE BOXING, I'MMA PUNCH YOU IN YOUR THROAT! BY ACCIDENT! Oops, I'm sorry, but the damage is going to be done, and I'm going to make sure everyone sees that."

"Comedy and tragedy are cousins. Everybody came here to laugh, but tragedy is a show, too. People paid their money, however they leave this room, they won't feel cheated. If you wanna keep talking, you will be part of the show when I bust you a_. They'll say, 'I had a great time, Charlie Murphy beat the s_ out this dude!!!'"

 

[onewearz]

i needed that laugh

 

[DrizzyNYC]

funniest things I seen posted here in a while

 

[mronegative]

He said "warm up the ribs"

 

[Maximus Meridius]

Rick James was on a different planet in the 80's

 

[k town trash]

charlie murphy is really underrated. son is funny as hell

 

[beh235]

See, society tells you it's wrong to step to this guy (holds up arms) but you know what? I say **** that I make my own rules.

Yoooooooooooooooooooo, that part had me cryin . He a G forreal

 

[je ne sais quoi]

Apparently, Darrell aka Jupiter, who Charlie Murphy brought to the brick oven, was the third barber in Coming To America that uttered, "That boy is good!" when Jackson Heights' own Randy Watson hit the stage.

 

[L7oser]

P4L

 

[rick2345]

Charlie Murphy

 

[the natural mystic]

I am going to get fired trying to hold my laughs.

"He had lost his appetite"

 

[vicious kicks]

 

[young halo]

posting for later